Conan the Barbarian remake official teaser trailer
Conan the Barbarian remake official teaser trailer
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FourWheelDrift

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92,394 posts

315 months

Saturday 12th March 2011
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Oh dear. Deep gravelly voice overs do not a good film make (Yoda, 1979)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KViqoBHy0KI


Disappointed there was no "Get to the Choppaaaaa"..... in reference to an axe of course.

goldblum

10,272 posts

198 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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"Conan! What is best in life? "
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Somehow I don't think the remake will be worth a look in.

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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it'll be better than the godawful tv series
no one can replace arnie but i'm deffo gonna be checking out the new version

i'm hoping they dont try to retell the same story, there are dozens of conan tales to be told.

g3org3y

22,523 posts

222 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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Looks crap.

Have Hollywood run out of ideas? Seriously?

Castrol Craig

18,073 posts

237 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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g3org3y said:
Looks crap.

Have Hollywood run out of ideas? Seriously?
This.

Although Will Smith seems to be driving the originality stakes right down in Hollywood.

Bad boys 3

ID2&3

MIB3

then we have all the other remakes due to be filmed....stop it, just stop it!

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

229 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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What get's me is that the films that desperately need remaking seem off the radar. shout OI HOLLYWOOD REMAKE STARSHIP TROOPERS AND DO IT PROPERLY THIS TIME.

chris watton

22,551 posts

291 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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goldblum said:
"Conan! What is best in life? "
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Somehow I don't think the remake will be worth a look in.
I agree, the original still holds up very well today, as n 'Adult' fantasy adventure - it still works because all of the sets are 'real'

I fear the new version will be silly 'tongue-in-cheek' kiddie-friendly romp - am thinking Scorpian King....

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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rhinochopig said:
What get's me is that the films that desperately need remaking seem off the radar. shout OI HOLLYWOOD REMAKE STARSHIP TROOPERS AND DO IT PROPERLY THIS TIME.
While I agree that the film did not match the book, the first film was very good smile

goldblum

10,272 posts

198 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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Conian said:
rhinochopig said:
What get's me is that the films that desperately need remaking seem off the radar. shout OI HOLLYWOOD REMAKE STARSHIP TROOPERS AND DO IT PROPERLY THIS TIME.
While I agree that the film did not match the book, the first film was very good smile
I think the same.Recently saw Starship Troopers on BR - it's still a very good sci fi movie.

Langweilig

4,505 posts

242 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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goldblum said:
Conian said:
rhinochopig said:
What get's me is that the films that desperately need remaking seem off the radar. shout OI HOLLYWOOD REMAKE STARSHIP TROOPERS AND DO IT PROPERLY THIS TIME.
While I agree that the film did not match the book, the first film was very good smile
I think the same.Recently saw Starship Troopers on BR - it's still a very good sci fi movie.
Starship Troopers 2 was awful. A remake of all three films could do without the Nazi uniforms and insignia. Keep Rico's battlefield promotion but Private to Colonel in a few weeks? Come on.

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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ST3 was much better than 2, but still way short of 1.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

229 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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I must have watched a different film. ST was one of the worst films I've seen - even ignoring its provenance and looking at it from a general sci-fi perspective. The acting was dreadful, the story was just naff, it was utterly unbelievable, and was saved only slighly by the excellent creature effects.

When comparing it to the source material, it was so wide of the mark as to be a joke - it totally missed the point of the book. Every time I see a clip of it, I'm reminded of Beverly Hills 90210 with guns and bugs for some reason.

Tsippy

15,078 posts

200 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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For some reason, I always thought that a power metal soundtrack to a remake of Conan the Barbarian would be awesome music

Jasandjules

72,683 posts

260 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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Oh dear - I can't imagine this being even close to as "good" as the original....

Halb

53,012 posts

214 months

Sunday 13th March 2011
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Ronan from SGA, he isn't a good actor.
Some might say that aboot AhNold, but AhNold had star quality/charisma/screen presence, Jason Momomomo has none of them.

I still hold out a little ray of hope that it will be decent.

Jasandjules

72,683 posts

260 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Halb said:
I still hold out a little ray of hope that it will be decent.
Having watched it last night, my first thought was correct, and it's not even close to decent!!


Halb

53,012 posts

214 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Jasandjules said:
Having watched it last night, my first thought was correct, and it's not even close to decent!!
I have sort of revised my opinion of Momoa slightly, but I would only watch this if it's on ITV on bank holiday.

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

285 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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rhinochopig said:
I must have watched a different film.
You must have , Starship Troopers is a Verhoeven classic.

Jasandjules

72,683 posts

260 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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RobDickinson said:
You must have , Starship Troopers is a Verhoeven classic.
It's in the "So bad it's good" range.... Conan is sadly not...

chris watton

22,551 posts

291 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Jasandjules said:
RobDickinson said:
You must have , Starship Troopers is a Verhoeven classic.
It's in the "So bad it's good" range.... Conan is sadly not...
Like so many of today's modern remakes (Clash of the Titans/Conan etc.), they lack any kind of soul - acting it seems, takes second place to the same old special effects - they just don't dazzle any longer - I have no empathy for the main protagonists. They may as well be cardboard cut outs for all I care.

Soulless, devoid of interesting characterisation, and ultimately boring. Hollywood really has lost the plot – a long time ago.

(I do have a soft spot for Starship Troopers, though…)


ETA -

Also, like so many other films, the new Conan ignores basic physics to help the protagonists get out of sticky situations - and we see people perform stunts that are physically impossible. This happens a lot in other films – Lord of the Rings, King Kong, and the new Star Wars films to name but a few. It makes us not care, because we know that could never happen in real life!

When I watch the original Conan, despite the dodgy acting, I still care about the characters and root for them, because the director knows what he’s doing, and the sets are real, and the monsters/enemies are tangible – and we see real sword fights using real-world physics. I guess that’s why I still enjoy watching films like Conan (Arnold), the original Clash of the Titans and raiders of the Lost Ark – because however unbelievable the scenes, you can still put yourself in their shoes (Although Temple of Doom was the first that disappointed and tried to become too OTT). I no longer care so much about the dated special effects, they’re still much more enjoyable – and believable than the CGI-laden modern equivilents.


Edited by chris watton on Tuesday 10th April 22:43