On the Motorway this morning...

[pointysquirty]

Driving to the office this morning on the M3, I looked over to my left
and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 miles per hour with her
face up to the rear-view mirror putting on eyeliner! I looked away for a
couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup!!!

Being a man, it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone
and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!


BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

[MikeGF]

Ha Ha!!!!

There is a story from someone on here, and goes like this:

"Saw my boss shaving in his car this morning going up the road. He only has 1 arm"

True, apparently!!

>> Edited by MikeGF on Friday 3rd May 15:43