Is this the most desperate advert in the history of motoring
Is this the most desperate advert in the history of motoring
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Twincam16

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27,647 posts

288 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Basically "The FSO. It's worse than an Austin Maestro."

kambites

71,483 posts

251 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Is it not a fairly common advertising approach? To say "our product is half the price of this other one but only slightly inferior"?

v8will

3,310 posts

226 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Love it. thanks for posting

Would a Maestro 1.3 even do 97mph??

benjfrst

848 posts

220 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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they look like cars from different decades

Rawwr

22,722 posts

264 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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It has everything from head-restraints to full carpeting!

Twincam16

Original Poster:

27,647 posts

288 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Rawwr said:
It has everything from head-restraints to full carpeting!
The 'lap of luxury', apparently.


ambuletz

11,752 posts

211 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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'everything from head restraints to full carpeting'

It always makes me chuckle when i read old car brochures.

my fiesta mk3.5 was special in that it had intermittent wipers and a headlight warning noise for when you open the drivers door. :O eek

MarJay

2,180 posts

205 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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I like the way it says "[The FSO] is Miles behind on price". If it is cheaper shouldn't that be miles ahead on price?

Zod

35,295 posts

288 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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benjfrst said:
they look like cars from different decades
That's because in reality they were - 60s Fiat and 80s Austin.

911motorsport

7,251 posts

263 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Rawwr said:
It has everything from head-restraints to full carpeting!
AND a laminated windscreen!!!

Twincam16

Original Poster:

27,647 posts

288 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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kambites said:
Is it not a fairly common advertising approach? To say "our product is half the price of this other one but only slightly inferior"?
Usually they'll find at least one thing the car's better at though - like the Nissans that are faster than Porsches, the Rover that was more luxurious than the VW and Renault you could've had for the same price, the Maestro Turbo that was faster than the Golf GTI etc.

911motorsport

7,251 posts

263 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Twincam16 said:
Rawwr said:
It has everything from head-restraints to full carpeting!
The 'lap of luxury', apparently.

What an awful gear lever position eek

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

212 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Brilliant advert, an odd approach indeed! hehe

PMKeates

74 posts

197 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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911motorsport said:
What an awful gear lever position eek
Honda used the FSO as inspiration for the EP3 Type-R. FACT.

911motorsport

7,251 posts

263 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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FSO as inspiration = oxymoron hehe

Rawwr

22,722 posts

264 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Twincam16 said:
The 'lap of luxury', apparently.

Ooh, and comes with free scale model of a Dalek.

ClaphamGT3

12,239 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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They would have been better advised to advertise them as

"FSO - they make a really good field-car for farmer's kids"

I used to think they were great; miles better than the MkIII Cortina's, Vauxhall Viva's, Mini's, Simca's & Skoda's that I also had

SlimRick

2,277 posts

195 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Awesome - I've printed the advert and sent in the form. Couldn't see an expiry date on the ad for the price either biggrin

new_bloke

453 posts

314 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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Love it! Short answer: "yes, it is worth the extra"

FSO - it's a little bit better than syphilis...

Lakeland9

201 posts

198 months

Wednesday 20th April 2011
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My in-laws had a Maestro in the days when I was courting the current Mrs L. When I reached son-in-law in waiting status I was allowed to borrow it. God, it was crap. Understeered into corners and oversteered out of 'em. Flat vinyl seats that were like a sweaty ice rink to sit on. Steering and gears were as bad as each other.

The thought that there were cars out there at the time that were actually inferior ( What!!) to that POS only makes me grateful that my in-laws were so profligate with the shekels that they spent the extra to buy a Maestro!!