The OH is watching...

[balders118]

... Kerry Pissing Katona on the tele. She won't turn over. This women is a waste of organs (Katona, not the OH) and is literally good at nothing. How the fk is she still in the public eye. Who cares that she shops at iceland, or that she can't sing or Ice skate. GET THE fk OFF THE TELE.

[elster]

balders118 said:

... Kerry Pissing Katona on the tele. She won't turn over. This women is a waste of organs (Katona, not the OH) and is literally good at nothing. How the fk is she still in the public eye. Who cares that she shops at iceland, or that she can't sing or Ice skate. GET THE fk OFF THE TELE.

The problem is people like your OH.

[adycav]

Once, a long long time ago, she had half-decent chebs.

Katona that is, I cannot comment on your missus.

[hornetrider]

balders118 said:

This women is a waste of organs (Katona, not the OH)

Debatable.

[soad]

Fuse box nearby? Flick the switch

[balders118]

elster said:

The problem is people like your OH.

hornetrider said:

Debatable.

Careful!

[balders118]

Mal79 said:

Before I can comment I need to know if your OH is fit?

This is PH.. She's a supermodel!

[ChiChoAndy]

balders118 said:

Careful!

You complain about Katona, yet you OH is still watching. Put your foot down with a firm hand.

[mattcov]

Get control and get the remote and tune to Film4. Inform her Ferris Bueller's Day Off is far better use of her time!

[hornetrider]

balders118 said:

hornetrider said:

Debatable.

Careful!

Well she's the one watching the bloody tripe.

[balders118]

hornetrider said:

Well she's the one watching the bloody tripe.

You're right but she's nice to look at so I keep her around.

[adycav]

balders118 said:

hornetrider said:

Well she's the one watching the bloody tripe.

You're right but she's nice to look at so I keep her around.

Pics, custard, you know the drill etc.

[ChiChoAndy]

balders118 said:

You're right but she's nice to look at so I keep her around.

This is where we post a "tit or gtfo" picture, isn't it?

[balders118]

No Custard I'm afraid and If I ask her to Pose for PH she is going to think I'm even more of a loser than she already does for being on an internet forum full of car geeks.

[ChiChoAndy]

balders118 said:

No Custard I'm afraid and If I ask her to Pose for PH she is going to think I'm even more of a loser than she already does for being on an internet forum full of car geeks.

Sorry? You're going to ask permission? My, aren't you progressive!

[balders118]

ChiChoAndy said:

Sorry? You're going to ask permission? My, aren't you progressive!

I think she'd notice If I put a tin of custard on her head and took a photo

[ChiChoAndy]

balders118 said:

I think she'd notice If I put a tin of custard on her head and took a photo

You could put it next to her, whilst diverting her attention with a shoe catalogue.

[adycav]

So we've got Kerry Katona, pissing, the OP's missus and custard, all mentioned in one thread.

Sounds like a top night in, something that Charlie Sheen might enjoy.

[balders118]

ChiChoAndy said:

You could put it next to her, whilst diverting her attention with a shoe catalogue.

I generally don't have spare shoe catalogue lying around..... do you?

[ChiChoAndy]

balders118 said:

I generally don't have spare shoe catalogue lying around..... do you?

Of course. Useful for diverting the lady people.