Caption Competition of the day.

[g_stacey]

[HVAC MATT]

Copper on bike. " go fight real crime"

Scamera man " I love being hated by everyone"

[PaulB81]

Bike plod: "Are you filming chesney? Going to do a wheelie"
Camera plod: "Yep, and dont fall off this time!"

[antspants]

"Yes your bum does look big in those leathers"

[Sound of quiet sobbing in helmet]

or

"Uurrghh look at that arse" crosses legs to hide woody

"Perve"

[AlVal]

biker: ""
speed copper: ""