Illegal parking
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MacGee

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2,513 posts

259 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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At my work a few rogue cars park in our plot and despite many notes left on screens these guys continue to defy our requests. We are a small business and sometimes our staff must park on a busy road instead of our own private carpark. What is best to do without having to go to great expence of gates? Clamping firm?

And No I wont break the law and trash cars...

lost in espace

6,588 posts

236 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Remove the valve inserts from the tyres with a tool you can get off ebay. 4 flat tyres will give them the message.

J5

2,449 posts

215 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Block them in.
When they moan just tell them you don't know who the blocking car belongs to, say the owner parked there and walked off.
Make em wait a few hours.

Or, block em in and tell them your busy and they can wait for being cheeky bugger.
Make a hand made sign saying that you'll be blocking cars in too, least you'll have warned them then!

Turbodiesel1690

1,958 posts

199 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Get a security guard from a temp co. for a couple of weeks to move non employees on, they will soon get the message

Groober

775 posts

209 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Buy a cheap transit and block them in, thats what we used to do and it gets them really pissed off when the guy who owns the offending vehicle blocking them in is in a meeting and won't be out for hours. smile

Jgtv

2,130 posts

226 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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J5 said:
Block them in.
When they moan just tell them you don't know who the blocking car belongs to, say the owner parked there and walked off.
Make em wait a few hours.

Or, block em in and tell them your busy and they can wait for being cheeky bugger.
Make a hand made sign saying that you'll be blocking cars in too, least you'll have warned them then!
Only potential down side to this is that they probably work similar hours to you, so you might need to be prepared to lay on a lift home for guys who block anyone in.
Car stuck at work all weekend would make sure I never parked there again.

Council Baby

19,746 posts

219 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Just move them, trolley jacks, whatever. Put them somewhere illegal, call the council to tow them. I'd happily do this.

I used to find my space parked in regularly, always just parked behind them so they had to come and find me - in a car park with 12 spaces for 100 companies, all allocated it could take them hours to find which office to go into hehe

steveo3002

11,206 posts

203 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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how about some huge "private parking signs " on flouro paper and glue em on every window

if your workers all come /go at the same time how about a car blocking the entrance/exit as well

MacGee

Original Poster:

2,513 posts

259 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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main one seems to have random movements..never seen him yet. Phoned police who cant remove unless been abandoned for several weeks. googled a clamping site who erect signs free and will come out when requested. Think will put new notes declaring this and then if no joy get the clampers signs up...and wait!

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

255 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Bollards - folding, lockable bollards.

AlVal

1,891 posts

293 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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so long as the bays are clearly marked not for their use, if they continue to park there, have some large paper stickers made with terrible adhesive that comes off glass, but takes loads of time and effort that say in clear large text "please refrain from parking in bays that are clearly marked not for your use"

that should be legal and a reasonable enough thing to do? the 20 mins or so it will take them working away peeling bits of the sticker (which should be designed to be one of those really annoying-to-peel-off-ones-that-comes-apart-in-tiny-pieces-very-slowly types) should be enough to put them off doing it again.

people respond best if you're not hostile towards them, even if they're in the wrong. quickest/easiest/best result is probably to go a little out of your way to wait to catch the offender(s) in the act, and then just politely explain why they shouldn't be parking there. They should hopefully be reasonable, especially if you're polite/reasonable. If, face to face, they're ignorant/mad enough to raise some sort of pig headed unreasonable challenge, then complain to the place they're visiting or their workplace if they're working nearby.

Boba Fret

438 posts

185 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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just let their tyres down.

It's not 'damage' but it'll be bloody annoying.

Tsippy

15,078 posts

198 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Have you got a forklift? A scrapmetal bin?

And yes, I did see the car of an offender (who was a complete ahole I should add) end up in the scrap bin via forklift truck laugh I guess he should not have said "And what are you going to do about it" to the director when asked to move his vehicle for the 300th time rofl

shakotan

10,862 posts

225 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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MacGee said:
main one seems to have random movements..never seen him yet. Phoned police who cant remove unless been abandoned for several weeks. googled a clamping site who erect signs free and will come out when requested. Think will put new notes declaring this and then if no joy get the clampers signs up...and wait!
If you want to emply a clamping firm, get in quick, as clamping on private property is being made illegal in the Freedom Bill.

It's still going through the House of Commons, and then through the House of Lords, so it will be a few months yet.

MacGee

Original Poster:

2,513 posts

259 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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blocked offenders exit..but the bugger has just exited by driving through half the hedge...my car not damaged...cheeky bd!
def clampers next week!

joebongo

1,517 posts

204 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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MacGee said:
blocked offenders exit..but the bugger has just exited by driving through half the hedge...my car not damaged...cheeky bd!
def clampers next week!
Now the police can act - was that criminal damage???

Jayho

2,413 posts

199 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Is there two sides where you can attach a chain? Just chain the parking area or bays with some padlocks. Along with signs along the lines of private parking bays ect... Next time they offend simply note that there is on the street parking, which your employee's have had to use because of their ignorance, and if they wish to drive and park, either ask their own companies to pay for allocated spaces or park on the fecking street.

steve_amv8

1,918 posts

239 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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How about some bits of broken pallet with rusty nails in, liberally sprinkled around in empty spaces (after warning your own staff!).....

jasons6930

16,810 posts

199 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Lean a 50mm large clout nail sunny side up against the tyre in the opposite direction of travel.

On more than one, preferably diagonals.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

275 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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Do the rocket scientists saying "let their tyres down" not realise that the natural response will be to let YOUR tyres down?

One thing I have seen done in the past is a sticker on the windshield along the lines,

"You are parked on private property and details of your vehicle have been recorded. If you park here again the fee for parking will be the air in your tyres."