Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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Cold

15,895 posts

103 months

Friday 29th September 2023
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stemll said:
G-wiz said:


Car ads which use houses like the above. Car is average, but the house is anything but.

Imagine the average house exterior, in the sthole that is London. Very few houses are like the above.

Find it odd that advertisers frequently use houses that are implausibly representative, of the average 100sqft stboxes we actually live in, London or otherwise.
I think I'd be annoyed beyond reason if my driveway had a step in it.
Whereas I'd be annoyed that it had a MINI on it. biggrin

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

169 months

Friday 29th September 2023
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G-wiz said:


Car ads which use houses like the above. Car is average, but the house is anything but.

Imagine the average house exterior, in the sthole that is London. Very few houses are like the above.

Find it odd that advertisers frequently use houses that are implausibly representative, of the average 100sqft stboxes we actually live in, London or otherwise.
Remember most ad campaigns are made for a region - so Europe. And they're meant to be aspirational. It's not hard.

mko9

2,719 posts

225 months

Saturday 30th September 2023
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GroundEffect said:
G-wiz said:


Car ads which use houses like the above. Car is average, but the house is anything but.

Imagine the average house exterior, in the sthole that is London. Very few houses are like the above.

Find it odd that advertisers frequently use houses that are implausibly representative, of the average 100sqft stboxes we actually live in, London or otherwise.
Remember most ad campaigns are made for a region - so Europe. And they're meant to be aspirational. It's not hard.
If I could afford a house like that, I certainly would not aspire to drive a Mini Cooper.

Pit Pony

9,804 posts

134 months

Saturday 30th September 2023
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mko9 said:
GroundEffect said:
G-wiz said:


Car ads which use houses like the above. Car is average, but the house is anything but.

Imagine the average house exterior, in the sthole that is London. Very few houses are like the above.

Find it odd that advertisers frequently use houses that are implausibly representative, of the average 100sqft stboxes we actually live in, London or otherwise.
Remember most ad campaigns are made for a region - so Europe. And they're meant to be aspirational. It's not hard.
If I could afford a house like that, I certainly would not aspire to drive a Mini Cooper.
If I could afford a house like that, I'd not be able to afford a second hand stolen pushbike off Facebook Market Place, let alone a car.

paulguitar

29,257 posts

126 months

Saturday 30th September 2023
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mko9 said:
If I could afford a house like that, I certainly would not aspire to drive a Mini Cooper.
If I could afford a house like that, I'd live in a totally different kind of house.





captain.scarlet

1,891 posts

47 months

Saturday 30th September 2023
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Another gripe: people who drive around with only their DRLs or no headlights on at all at night, yet who chances are will have automatic headlights.

I think this has become an issue since DRLs became a thing and white LED streetlights began producing a floodlight effect.

Before you'd know if your lights were off because the instrument cluster would not be illuminated.

The green dipped beam headlight symbol needs to be altered on car dashboards that are ever-illuminated, so that if the headlights are off then the symbol is permanently red, with the word 'off' next to it also in red, even if DRLs are on (because they're not the same thing).

Side lights on either causes the symbol to stay red but the word 'off' disappears.

Or the symbol can turn yellow and word 'off' disappears. Or some alternative symbol for side lights can be developed.

Dipped lights causes the symbol to turn from yellow to green.

Main beam sticks to its own separate blue symbol.

It's a simple combination that wouldn't take long for even the simplest of people to grasp.

Cloudy147

2,937 posts

196 months

Saturday 30th September 2023
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Auction houses that advertise their future auctions as classifieds on the eBay auction website. bangheadcensored

Turtle Shed

1,980 posts

39 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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In TV and films when they dub a small click onto a person using a remote control for a TV. I know why they do it, and I think it is right that they do it, but that doesn't stop it annoying me.

captain.scarlet

1,891 posts

47 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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Turtle Shed said:
In TV and films when they dub a small click onto a person using a remote control for a TV. I know why they do it, and I think it is right that they do it, but that doesn't stop it annoying me.
I used to watch a couple of soaps (for my sins) until about 11 years ago and found these dubbed sound effects to be wrong, too.

They also dub monophonic Nokia 5110 'beeps' whenever a soap character used their (obviously not a 1990s or early 2000s) polyphonic/smartphone mobile.

That and the generic double beep car alarm arm/disarm sound effect whenever they'd use the remote central locking button.

Also how, whenever a soap character is drinking a beverage, they never make any progress with it. If it's a hot beverage you can never see any and there's never any steam coming out of the mug.

Looking back, the present-day existence of soap operas is annoying as they're a relic from the days of terrestrial TV when content was limited and we were dictated what the content would be.

Sycamore

1,989 posts

131 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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"We are currently experiencing longer than normal wait times - You can also use our web chat which will super duper definitely be faster".

No one ever answers the web chat, and the while on hold on the phone it hangs up after 20 mins or so.

Stick it up your hoof IKEA you meatball eating freaks.

bigpriest

1,969 posts

143 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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captain.scarlet said:
Turtle Shed said:
In TV and films when they dub a small click onto a person using a remote control for a TV. I know why they do it, and I think it is right that they do it, but that doesn't stop it annoying me.
I used to watch a couple of soaps (for my sins) until about 11 years ago and found these dubbed sound effects to be wrong, too.

They also dub monophonic Nokia 5110 'beeps' whenever a soap character used their (obviously not a 1990s or early 2000s) polyphonic/smartphone mobile.

That and the generic double beep car alarm arm/disarm sound effect whenever they'd use the remote central locking button.

Also how, whenever a soap character is drinking a beverage, they never make any progress with it. If it's a hot beverage you can never see any and there's never any steam coming out of the mug.

Looking back, the present-day existence of soap operas is annoying as they're a relic from the days of terrestrial TV when content was limited and we were dictated what the content would be.
The metallic "swish" noise when someone has their throat cut - must have metal necks.
Pathology labs seem to have cameras that flash and make a "whoomph" noise.

C5_Steve

5,573 posts

116 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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bigpriest said:
captain.scarlet said:
Turtle Shed said:
In TV and films when they dub a small click onto a person using a remote control for a TV. I know why they do it, and I think it is right that they do it, but that doesn't stop it annoying me.
I used to watch a couple of soaps (for my sins) until about 11 years ago and found these dubbed sound effects to be wrong, too.

They also dub monophonic Nokia 5110 'beeps' whenever a soap character used their (obviously not a 1990s or early 2000s) polyphonic/smartphone mobile.

That and the generic double beep car alarm arm/disarm sound effect whenever they'd use the remote central locking button.

Also how, whenever a soap character is drinking a beverage, they never make any progress with it. If it's a hot beverage you can never see any and there's never any steam coming out of the mug.

Looking back, the present-day existence of soap operas is annoying as they're a relic from the days of terrestrial TV when content was limited and we were dictated what the content would be.
The metallic "swish" noise when someone has their throat cut - must have metal necks.
Pathology labs seem to have cameras that flash and make a "whoomph" noise.
OOoo I like this list! Some new ones there, the empty cup syndrome is a favourite. Just put water in there, especially if its a take away coffee cup. You can tell by the way the actor handles it that is has no weight.

I'll also add people not saying "Bye" when ending a phone call. Almost everyone just finishes a sentence and then hangs up without actually saying "bye". To the point where I'm currently working through Top Boy and it stands out that they all sign off a call with something so it seems odd (although in Top Boy it's usually "Say less" or "Love" but same thing).

Penny Whistle

6,196 posts

183 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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Sycamore said:
Stick it up your hoof IKEA you meatball eating freaks.
Yes, but they can be forgiven for providing those delicious chocolatey biscuit jobbies.

By the way, have you recently been asked to "Mind the Gap" ?

Halmyre

11,830 posts

152 months

Monday 2nd October 2023
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Penny Whistle said:
Sycamore said:
Stick it up your hoof IKEA you meatball eating freaks.
Yes, but they can be forgiven for providing those delicious chocolatey biscuit jobbies.
Not for sale in Scotland.

GasEngineer

1,391 posts

75 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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captain.scarlet said:
The green dipped beam headlight symbol needs to be altered on car dashboards that are ever-illuminated, so that if the headlights are off then the symbol is permanently red, with the word 'off' next to it also in red, even if DRLs are on (because they're not the same thing).
Newer VWs don't even have the green headlight symbol.

Cue many posts on owners fora asking where the symbol is....

DodgyGeezer

43,461 posts

203 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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C5_Steve said:
I'll also add people not saying "Bye" when ending a phone call. Almost everyone just finishes a sentence and then hangs up without actually saying "bye". To the point where I'm currently working through Top Boy and it stands out that they all sign off a call with something so it seems odd (although in Top Boy it's usually "Say less" or "Love" but same thing).
they might just be Russian hehe. I used to work for the buggers and one of their (many!!) quirks was their putting the phone down as soon as they'd said their piece without any pleasantries at the end. Quite disconcerting TBH

captain_cynic

14,651 posts

108 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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DodgyGeezer said:
C5_Steve said:
I'll also add people not saying "Bye" when ending a phone call. Almost everyone just finishes a sentence and then hangs up without actually saying "bye". To the point where I'm currently working through Top Boy and it stands out that they all sign off a call with something so it seems odd (although in Top Boy it's usually "Say less" or "Love" but same thing).
they might just be Russian hehe. I used to work for the buggers and one of their (many!!) quirks was their putting the phone down as soon as they'd said their piece without any pleasantries at the end. Quite disconcerting TBH
I find British people to be infuriatingly opposite. Any phone call cannot be terminated without at least 17 rounds of ending pleasantries. It seems impossible to just say "bye" and hang up the phone here.

LunarOne

6,170 posts

150 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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captain_cynic said:
DodgyGeezer said:
C5_Steve said:
I'll also add people not saying "Bye" when ending a phone call. Almost everyone just finishes a sentence and then hangs up without actually saying "bye". To the point where I'm currently working through Top Boy and it stands out that they all sign off a call with something so it seems odd (although in Top Boy it's usually "Say less" or "Love" but same thing).
they might just be Russian hehe. I used to work for the buggers and one of their (many!!) quirks was their putting the phone down as soon as they'd said their piece without any pleasantries at the end. Quite disconcerting TBH
I find British people to be infuriatingly opposite. Any phone call cannot be terminated without at least 17 rounds of ending pleasantries. It seems impossible to just say "bye" and hang up the phone here.
Funnily enough I watched this vid a week ago that delved into the topic of "shoe leather" in filmmaking, and why nobody ever says "bye" in phone call scenes.


C5_Steve

5,573 posts

116 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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LunarOne said:
Funnily enough I watched this vid a week ago that delved into the topic of "shoe leather" in filmmaking, and why nobody ever says "bye" in phone call scenes.

Wierd the guy didn't bother to look up where the term "shoe leather" comes from whilst doing a whole video on it and got it completely wrong........

Jader1973

4,456 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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captain.scarlet said:
Another gripe: people who drive around with only their DRLs or no headlights on at all at night, yet who chances are will have automatic headlights.

I think this has become an issue since DRLs became a thing and white LED streetlights began producing a floodlight effect.

Before you'd know if your lights were off because the instrument cluster would not be illuminated.

The green dipped beam headlight symbol needs to be altered on car dashboards that are ever-illuminated, so that if the headlights are off then the symbol is permanently red, with the word 'off' next to it also in red, even if DRLs are on (because they're not the same thing).

Side lights on either causes the symbol to stay red but the word 'off' disappears.

Or the symbol can turn yellow and word 'off' disappears. Or some alternative symbol for side lights can be developed.

Dipped lights causes the symbol to turn from yellow to green.

Main beam sticks to its own separate blue symbol.

It's a simple combination that wouldn't take long for even the simplest of people to grasp.
I think that new cars have lights that are on “Auto” by default. “Off” still exists but it can only be flicked on and the switch returns to “Auto”, so the next time the car is started the lights are back to auto. (at least new stuff I’ve been driving lately it like that).

Basically, if it is dark and the headlights are off then the driver has switched them off.

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