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Piersman2 said:
zac510 said:
I think I read this one on here actually.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
If eggs<>0
Bread=6
else
Bread=1
Endif
IF(eggs=0,Bread,Bread*6)
Do Case
Case eggs=0
Bread=1
otherwise
Bread=6
endcase
ETA, the indentation I had in hasn't worked. My code standards are compromised... and no annotation either.... arrrgghhhhhh.
Edited by Piersman2 on Tuesday 11th January 16:06
clonmult said:
snowy slopes said:
JonRB said:
y282 said:
zac510 said:
I think I read this one on here actually.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
i just read that 3 times, the third very slowly, possibly mouthing it.One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
then i found it very, very funny.
My Mother can barely turn a computer on, never mind develop anything, but she will understand the slightly misspoken English and what makes it funny at first glance.
There's something wrong with most of my family I swear!!
aclivity said:
Piersman2 said:
zac510 said:
I think I read this one on here actually.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
If eggs<>0
Bread=6
else
Bread=1
Endif
IF(eggs=0,Bread,Bread*6)
Do Case
Case eggs=0
Bread=1
otherwise
Bread=6
endcase
ETA, the indentation I had in hasn't worked. My code standards are compromised... and no annotation either.... arrrgghhhhhh.
Edited by Piersman2 on Tuesday 11th January 16:06
K50 DEL said:
clonmult said:
snowy slopes said:
JonRB said:
y282 said:
zac510 said:
I think I read this one on here actually.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
i just read that 3 times, the third very slowly, possibly mouthing it.One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
then i found it very, very funny.
My Mother can barely turn a computer on, never mind develop anything, but she will understand the slightly misspoken English and what makes it funny at first glance.
There's something wrong with most of my family I swear!!
Dapster said:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint and so on...
"Oh, I understand", says the bartender - and pours almost two pints.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint and so on...
"Oh, I understand", says the bartender - and pours almost two pints.
Were they homogeneous spherical pints poured as a quasi-static process?
doogz said:
Dapster said:
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint and so on...
"Oh, I understand", says the bartender - and pours almost two pints.
Is that really a joke?The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint and so on...
"Oh, I understand", says the bartender - and pours almost two pints.
Carlique said:
JonRB said:
Cledus Snow said:
JonRB said:
the_lone_wolf said:
The Large Hadron Collider will soon reach the pinnacle of it's existence, solving the question it was built to answer...
The scientists just need to dot the I's and cross the h's
Particle Physics gives me a hadron. The scientists just need to dot the I's and cross the h's
Carlique said:
Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 11th January 15:03
.... Well at least now its illustrated (Could be Eddy, who knows?)
Edited by Frankthered on Tuesday 11th January 20:37
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