Most awful 'celebrities'

[poing]

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

Hang on.... This is a real person and not a comedy act in a mask?

[AppleJuice]

poing said:

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

Hang on.... This is a real person and not a comedy act in a mask?

He looks like a ventriloquist's doll

[McVities]

Halmyre said:

davek_964 said:

yonex said:

Forgot to add Lewis Hamilton.

+1. Whilst he is no doubt talented, he acts like a spoiled brat every time he loses.

+1,000,000 on Gemma Collins. Repulsive creature who has far too high opinion of herself.

Notice somebody mentioned Tom Cruise earlier, which isn't one I agree with. He seems to genuinely work very hard, clearly gets a kick out of the stuff he does in films and spends a lot of time with his fans - and is always entertaining on chat shows. For me, he's one of the good guys.

Unless he gets a crisis of confidence...

This deserves a little more recognition

[anonymous-user]

OO Beckton said:

I second that, Tuvra.

Stop, I’ve just eaten.

[MorganP104]

mr_spock said:

John Cooper Clarke. That stupid sing song voice he uses makes me want to tear my ears off. Although some of his stuff is actually quite good.

I read this post in John Cooper Clarke's voice.

And now you're reading this in his voice, too.

You're most welcome.

[griffin dai]

OO Beckton said:

Tuvra said:

Back on Topic, I'd like to nominate this prick:-

I second that, Tuvra.

Can’t stand him

[anonymous-user]

All presenters on Loose Women

[dfen5]

griffin dai said:

OO Beckton said:

Tuvra said:

Back on Topic, I'd like to nominate this prick:-

I second that, Tuvra.

Can’t stand him

$12million net worth. World’s gone mad.

[DaveGoddard]

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

Isn't that a puppet from Team America World Police?

[viggyp]

FN2TypeR said:

viggyp said:

FN2TypeR said:

viggyp said:

Admittedly, there's a few names I've not heard of as I find "recent" celebrity culture awful especially with people getting famous for being on Big Brother.

Here's my small list:

The Kardashians. Why?...........what are they actually famous for?

Amanda Holden. How did she start off being famous? I'd never heard of her until she was caught cheating on Les Dennis and embarrassing him nationally! Poor fella.

Vanessa Feltz. Annoying to look at, annoying voice and fg blink for f sake

James Corden. Just a shouty little man who isn't the slightest bit funny.

Katie Hopkins. What can I really say? Evil woman extraordinaire! Just draw a line down the middle of her face and make her ae jealous.

David Walliams. Creepy, creepy Mooseck.

Being friends with Paris Hilton originally, low grade socialites who clambered their way to the top.

"Top".

I didn't know that. I honestly thought it was because the dad was OJ Simpson's lawyer.

That too, come to think of it.

Plus they really did well off of the back of that porno tape that they leaked. I have no idea why though, the bh can't even suck a dick well.

[Brave Fart]

Just seen the line up for Question Time tomorrow, and it reminds me.
Terry Christian.
Awful nasal Mancunian whine, can't accept that some football teams are better than Manchester United, sneering "put downs" that aren't funny - probably more but that's enough...........

[FiF]

Frank7 said:

The Mad Monk said:

Frank7 said:

The only celebrity that I can think of that I didn't like, was Bruce Forsyth

Why didn't you like him?

He pissed me off once.
I took him to the Albert Hall one evening, and when I pulled up, he asked
how long I’d been a cab driver, I told him about 18 years at the time.
He said that I should have known to drop him at the artistes door entrance then,
not at a public entrance, and tutted and shook his head.
For all I knew, he could have been going to see a show, there were
no posters outside, saying “TONIGHT, BRUCE FORSYTH!”

Now that makes sense.

There's a load of names on this thread that I might recognise the name and vaguely why, but not able to pick them out if they were a random bod in the street. I reckon if that upsets them, then they're a tt, automatically, if they are happy with being left alone and anonymous, good for them, even if they're a tt in other ways.

Example, complicated to explain all the whys etc but in this guy's office, just finishing off our business when in walks David Colemanballs. Bloke introduces me, no introduction other direction btw. Colemanballs says hello, shakes hand, fair enough then goes "So what's it like to meet someone famous then?" To which the only suitable response was "Dunno really, seeing as have never met anyone famous, but thanks for asking."

Colemanballs hence filed in tt drawer.

[Gary29]

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

What the fk is that?

I know the whole 'I'm too cool to have even heard of someone' thing is done to death on here, but I've genuinely never seen or heard 'that' before.

[sc0tt]

Gary29 said:

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

What the fk is that?

I know the whole 'I'm too cool to have even heard of someone' thing is done to death on here, but I've genuinely never seen or heard 'that' before.

Agreed, I’ve never seen that before either.

[TooMany2cvs]

sc0tt said:

Gary29 said:

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

What the fk is that?

I know the whole 'I'm too cool to have even heard of someone' thing is done to death on here, but I've genuinely never seen or heard 'that' before.

Agreed, I’ve never seen that before either.

Well, going by the advice from earlier in the thread...

had ham said:

I wondered how long it would take before someone came along pretending not to know of a 'celeb' in a vain attempt to appear 'above' that culture, or something. Not long it would seem, it's always the same with any thread on here concerning the subject.

Some kind of B-list footballer in Brazil, apparently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Alves_Soares

[generationx]

TooMany2cvs said:

sc0tt said:

Gary29 said:

dfen5 said:

Rodrigo Alves I think his name is. Just sums up the whole reality TV culture.

What the fk is that?

I know the whole 'I'm too cool to have even heard of someone' thing is done to death on here, but I've genuinely never seen or heard 'that' before.

Agreed, I’ve never seen that before either.

Well, going by the advice from earlier in the thread...

had ham said:

I wondered how long it would take before someone came along pretending not to know of a 'celeb' in a vain attempt to appear 'above' that culture, or something. Not long it would seem, it's always the same with any thread on here concerning the subject.

Some kind of B-list footballer in Brazil, apparently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Alves_Soares

Was it in a fire?

[FiF]

Although starting out as one of the good guys, one has to nominate that grasping tax dodging sun dried BeeGee, yes Richard Branson.

[911gone]

No mention yet of Jedward?

Surely they deserve to be thrown into a composting toilet at a festival somewhere so we can all cover them in the same stuff they produce on TV.

F*ing retarded little tw@ts.

[HannsG]

Great thread!

Geordie shore lot? I've been in their company through mutual friends.

Came across as lonely, vacuous, desperate Z list celebs. I ended up with other friends towards the middle of the night as I was perplexed by them.

[viggyp]

911gone said:

No mention yet of Jedward?

Surely they deserve to be thrown into a composting toilet at a festival somewhere so we can all cover them in the same stuff they produce on TV.

F*ing retarded little tw@ts.

Forgot about those cheesybellends but then that's not really a bad thing is it.