Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
Discussion
rayny said:
Vipers said:
Old Bessie is 80 and lives in a nursing home.
She ambles down to the TV room and holding her clenched fist out says "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
Elderly chap at the back shouts out "It's an elephant"
Bessie says "That's close enough, you win"
Eyup Vipers - Were you the elderly chao / chap at the back ?She ambles down to the TV room and holding her clenched fist out says "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
Elderly chap at the back shouts out "It's an elephant"
Bessie says "That's close enough, you win"
Vipers said:
rayny said:
Vipers said:
Old Bessie is 80 and lives in a nursing home.
She ambles down to the TV room and holding her clenched fist out says "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
Elderly chap at the back shouts out "It's an elephant"
Bessie says "That's close enough, you win"
Eyup Vipers - Were you the elderly chao / chap at the back ?She ambles down to the TV room and holding her clenched fist out says "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
Elderly chap at the back shouts out "It's an elephant"
Bessie says "That's close enough, you win"
- typo.
Ultra Sound Guy said:
Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car ?
Depends if it is classified in group l or category Bhttps://www.gov.uk/driving-licence-categories
GloverMart said:
Vipers said:
rayny said:
Vipers said:
Old Bessie is 80 and lives in a nursing home.
She ambles down to the TV room and holding her clenched fist out says "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
Elderly chap at the back shouts out "It's an elephant"
Bessie says "That's close enough, you win"
Eyup Vipers - Were you the elderly chao / chap at the back ?She ambles down to the TV room and holding her clenched fist out says "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight"
Elderly chap at the back shouts out "It's an elephant"
Bessie says "That's close enough, you win"
- typo.
MartG said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:
Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car ?
Depends if it is classified in group l or category Bhttps://www.gov.uk/driving-licence-categories
Vipers said:
MartG said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:
Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car ?
Depends if it is classified in group l or category Bhttps://www.gov.uk/driving-licence-categories
nonsequitur said:
glenrobbo said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:
Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car ?
Not if you just volt into the driving seat and drive it around on your own ohm ground. Vipers said:
MartG said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:
Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car ?
Depends if it is classified in group l or category Bhttps://www.gov.uk/driving-licence-categories
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