"Short Circuit" (1986)
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Beefmeister

16,482 posts

253 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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They can NEVER properly remake Short Circuit. They'd never get Ben's character past he stupid PC-brigade these days.

[comedyindianaccent]

"Oh deary deary me Johnny 5, what are you be doings now?"

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Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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Also, white actor with blacked (Well slightly tanned) up face. You would never see that in any movie nowadays. (Tropic thunder excluded)

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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Frankeh said:
Also, white actor with blacked (Well slightly tanned) up face.
I feel like such a plum, it was one of my favourite films as a kid and I had no idea it was a white guy playing Ben. boxedin

Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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Marf said:
Frankeh said:
Also, white actor with blacked (Well slightly tanned) up face.
I feel like such a plum, it was one of my favourite films as a kid and I had no idea it was a white guy playing Ben. boxedin
I only knew that because he was in "Hackers" hehe

Kiltie

Original Poster:

7,505 posts

269 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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If it was Metal Mickey ...



Cheers,

Eric smile

Edited by Kiltie on Thursday 19th November 16:33

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

253 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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Fisher Stevens:



Ben:


paulshears

804 posts

220 months

Thursday 19th November 2009
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Hate that film!!!

My younger brother used to watch it over & over & over again


HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

205 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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This film was literally legendary in my house when we were growing up. Phrases we still use include:

"Many fragments. Some large, some small." (if you drop something and it breaks)

"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (teaching my sister to drive)

"Error. Grasshopper disassembled... Re-assemble Stephanie!" (if you squash a bug)

"Ooooh. Still lumpy." (making pancakes and it goes everywhere)

"Today Crosby. Today!" (getting someone to hurry up)


I'm going to have to watch it again tonight.

anonymous-user

77 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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/dodgy amer-indian accent/ "Believe me sir, if you do not help me I will be beating the living headlights out of you!"

"Ya mamma was a snowblower"

Brilliant film, if only slightly ruined by Steve "Cheese" Guttenberg. He should have only, EVER, played Mahoney in Police Academy.


bodhi

13,829 posts

252 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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That is one of the eternal questions which will haunt mankind - what the hell happened to Steve Guttenberg? In the 80's/early 90's he was in everything (Short Circuit, Three Men, Police Academy, etc), then he just vanished.

anonymous-user

77 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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bodhi said:
That is one of the eternal questions which will haunt mankind - what the hell happened to Steve Guttenberg? In the 80's/early 90's he was in everything (Short Circuit, Three Men, Police Academy, etc), then he just vanished.
He did panto in Bromley last year, apparantly!!

crofty1984

16,890 posts

227 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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How can they do it?
Remake: unoriginal and crap because it's a film a lot of the target audience grew up with
Sequel: At the end of the 2nd film he's now a US citizen and famous. How would they follow on from that?
Prequel: He'd just be a boring old military robot

Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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Also, an emotional robot isn't really a new concept any more.
Trying to think of a scifi film recently that hasn't had one... Nope.

stephen300o

15,464 posts

251 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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Beefmeister said:
Fisher Stevens:



Ben:

Woah! that's so wrong.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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It puts a great new spin on the film.

Halb

53,012 posts

206 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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dxg] said:
Yup - and this is why Bill Murray is refusing to be part of Ghostbusters 3 - because it's written as a "reboot" of the franchise and he doesn't play the Hollywood game.

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For shame, it'll be st compared to the original.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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I don't understand the logic behind releasing remakes of good movies.
What they should be doing is looking for good movies that had st actors and remaking them.
Or better yet, start making original movies again.

Alex

9,978 posts

307 months

Friday 20th November 2009
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"NO DISASSEMBLE! NO DISASSEMBLE!"

Has anyone noticed the resemblance between WALL-E and Johnny 5?


anonymous-user

77 months

Saturday 21st November 2009
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Langweilig said:
Ben Jabituya, "Oh her pants are blazing for you Newton Crosby!"
"Eat my dust Newton Crosby, let us break wind!"

"Ohhhhhhhh my goodness I am sporting a tremendous woody right now!"

biglaugh

MonkeyHanger

9,266 posts

265 months

Saturday 21st November 2009
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Opulent said:
Brilliant film, if only slightly ruined by Steve "Cheese" Guttenberg. He should have only, EVER, played Mahoney in Police Academy.
His finest on-screen moment was dying of radiation sickness in "The Day After". It was all downhill after that..