PH Secret Santa 2022 - Times are hard!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

The Moose said:

M1K3 said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

M1K3

Ang tore sa open space sa tapat ng iyong bahay ay isang magandang vantage point at nagbibigay sa akin ng magandang view ng iyong bed room. Matulog ka ng maayos. Ang iyong PHSS.

Had to ask SWMBO to help me out with that one, and see the look of abject horror on her face that someone is stalking us from the water tower in the park....

Awww that warm, fuzzy, festive feeling



Will put together a sent/received Wiki today tomorrow.

I haven’t actually started stalking my victim yet

Also, as dearest wife did the final matching/mails, I don’t currently know who my SS is!

[andburg]

my victim's main gift has been despatched to me and is apparently out for delivery a week earlier than expected

[geeks]

I had to pause my Special Stalking Operation while I dealt with some none Secret Santa issues. My campaign resumes today...

[andburg]

Oh my…well seems more victim has had an escape!

Or have they?!?

Gift arrived and is not as described, it was not “NEW” but actually is used. Now it doesn’t affect its operation but hive mind…

Sellers representative has laughed at me and issued a refund a they confirm it was not sold as a used item.

Do I send it anyway?

If my recipient posts and says send it then I will definitely do that!

Edited by andburg on Friday 18th November 16:51

[Ambleton]

Clearly depends what it is...

If it's a diamonte butt plug or a pair of underpants then probably not

[Jenny Tailor]

Ambleton said:

Clearly depends what it is...

If it's a diamonte butt plug or a pair of underpants then probably not

Good God man - haven't you perused in a charity shop.

[M1K3]

andburg said:

Oh my…well seems more victim has had an escape!

Or have they?!?

Gift arrived and is not as described, it was not “NEW” but actually is used. Now it doesn’t affect its operation but hive mind…

Sellers representative has laughed at me and issued a refund a they confirm it was not sold as a used item.

Do I send it anyway?

If my recipient posts and says send it then I will definitely do that!

Edited by andburg on Friday 18th November 16:51

Can’t you just use a wet wipe to get rid of the tide mark on the gaper3000?

[Tango13]

M1K3 said:

Can’t you just use a wet wipe to get rid of the tide mark on the gaper3000?

Amateur!

Everyone knows that the 'Fist-O-Tron 5000' is this years must have tool for the well heeled violator about town.

[Alorotom]

andburg said:

Oh my…well seems more victim has had an escape!

Or have they?!?

Gift arrived and is not as described, it was not “NEW” but actually is used. Now it doesn’t affect its operation but hive mind…

Sellers representative has laughed at me and issued a refund a they confirm it was not sold as a used item.

Do I send it anyway?

If my recipient posts and says send it then I will definitely do that!

Edited by andburg on Friday 18th November 16:51

All going to depend what it is and how used it is

If it’s lightly used and a non-personal item then I’d say it fine - if it’s heavily used irrespective of what it is then it’s questionable - if it’s a personal item it should be brand new (obvious reasons) really.

[The Moose]

These arrived today.





And then I found this:


Thank you Santa - just enjoyed the first Stroop of the season. Chilled…as it was sitting outside for an hour or so. Yum!

[GOG440]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

GOG440 do you have a postcode?

Sorry I have been AWOL for a while , email sent with the info

[LukeSi]

I am jealous of the stroopwaffles.


Edit.

I'm also jealous of the advent calendar haha

[andburg]

That’s a hell of a pre gift!

Santa must be feels be feeling generous!

[The Moose]

andburg said:

That’s a hell of a pre gift!

Santa must be feels be feeling generous!

Honestly, I didn’t realize I’d been that good this year

[Chrishum]

Need to actually put some of my next few night shifts into working out what the hell I’m going to be choosing for my victim.

Somehow I’ve been distracted by finally having a social life on my days off rather than working when other people are having fun.

[bristolbaron]

andburg said:

Oh my…well seems more victim has had an escape!

Or have they?!?

Gift arrived and is not as described, it was not “NEW” but actually is used. Now it doesn’t affect its operation but hive mind…

Sellers representative has laughed at me and issued a refund a they confirm it was not sold as a used item.

Do I send it anyway?

If my recipient posts and says send it then I will definitely do that!

Edited by andburg on Friday 18th November 16:51

The advert clearly states it as being unused, but I’ll take it anyway.

[M1K3]

bristolbaron said:

The advert clearly states it as being unused, but I’ll take it anyway.

The stuff of nightmares!

[K77 CTR]

I feel I need to up my game

[RacingPete]

K77 CTR said:

I feel I need to up my game

Up? I haven’t even had chance to start the game… need to get onto it!

[geeks]

RacingPete said:

K77 CTR said:

I feel I need to up my game

Up? I haven’t even had chance to start the game… need to get onto it!

Stop dicking about with Ford Ka's and get on with it then