Married at first sight, C4
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Gweeds

7,954 posts

75 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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How much of a wannabe gangsta a-hole is Ivan, Cyrell's brother.

Absolute weapons-grade bell-end....

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

209 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Gweeds said:
How much of a wannabe gangsta a-hole is Ivan, Cyrell's brother.

Absolute weapons-grade bell-end....
I love the way his eyes do different things.

warch

2,941 posts

177 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Gweeds said:
How much of a wannabe gangsta a-hole is Ivan, Cyrell's brother.

Absolute weapons-grade bell-end....
Ivan is brilliant like a sort of comedy character, surely he isn’t a real person? I was hoping they’d somehow wrangle him into the commitment ceremony.

I Rofled when he was shooting hoops in his child sized basketball outfit.

trixical

1,074 posts

198 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
Still watching but it is getting very laboured.
this, the holding pattern of 'real life activities' > dinner party/girls & guys night out > on the experts couch, has dragged out and been on repeat too long for me
the majority of the personalities just make me want to run screaming they are just vicious

& dan being up for fraud, well couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke rofl

Sway

33,578 posts

217 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Tamara is pretty stunning too...

Ivan is a parody wannabe gangster, hilarious.

But, overall it's jumped the shark, simply too many people solely worried about their insta likes.

Matt_N

8,993 posts

225 months

Thursday 18th February 2021
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Got to keep the drama up so they’ve obviously let Jess and Dan stay on, sets a bit of a precedent going forward though? Seems if it happens within the experiment then it’s fair game to wife swap.

Mark should’ve left last night, Ning is looking for any excuse to not continue.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

209 months

Thursday 18th February 2021
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I'm starting to find Martha really unpleasant.

Quickmoose

5,200 posts

146 months

Friday 19th February 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
I'm starting to find Martha really unpleasant.
me too.

She'd have to ask very nicely now.

warch

2,941 posts

177 months

Friday 19th February 2021
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The programme does illustrate the issue of kids who are brought up to be their parent's little princes and princesses. You end up with preening sociopaths like Jesicka (sic) or Martha or Dan who literally cannot perceive of anything other than self gratification.

Mark was annoying, he's a decent bloke but completely overthinks things, arguably because he is a decent bloke. Probably difficult to feel confident to be intimate with someone with a camera crew lurking around in the background though.

It's a bloody stupid show, but it passes the time I suppose.

wobert

5,521 posts

245 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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warch said:
The programme does illustrate the issue of kids who are brought up to be their parent's little princes and princesses. You end up with preening sociopaths like Jesicka (sic) or Martha or Dan who literally cannot perceive of anything other than self gratification.

Mark was annoying, he's a decent bloke but completely overthinks things, arguably because he is a decent bloke. Probably difficult to feel confident to be intimate with someone with a camera crew lurking around in the background though.

It's a bloody stupid show, but it passes the time I suppose.
Yep, based on last night’s ‘last dinner party’ the group seemed to have separated into ‘Jess/Martha’ vs ‘everyone else’.

Jess is getting on everyone’s tits now, with her immature comments and behaviour backed up by the sly Martha.

Even Dan has had enough now.... laugh

Mike and Heidi seem to be on a constant knife-edge and Mark and Ning appear to have given up, his mannerisms are those of someone who has ‘checked out’.

Only the ‘loved-up’ Jules and Cam seem happy.

  • Yes, I do know the eventual outcomes.... smile

dirky dirk

3,370 posts

193 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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All the Women are bloody barmy!

martha looks like one of the material cloth dolls/characters from the olive oil advert

Quickmoose

5,200 posts

146 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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When you see their future earnings via instagram and alike, the real purpose shines through.
20% in it for a novel way of finding the one
80% looking to cash in on being devisive or a character.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

209 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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dirky dirk said:
martha looks like one of the material cloth dolls/characters from the olive oil advert
It's the Dolmio girl:


wobert

5,521 posts

245 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
dirky dirk said:
martha looks like one of the material cloth dolls/characters from the olive oil advert
It's the Dolmio girl:

rofl

Matt_N

8,993 posts

225 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Love after a week or so for Jess and Dan hehe


warch

2,941 posts

177 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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I love the disconnect between what Jess and Dan are saying and their respective body language. He already looks a bit weary of the continuous adulation/planning out of their future life together on the basis of having met a few weeks previously.

dirky dirk

3,370 posts

193 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
dirky dirk said:
martha looks like one of the material cloth dolls/characters from the olive oil advert
It's the Dolmio girl:

cheers yeah that's the one

Cold

16,413 posts

113 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Ines will be appearing on Jamie Laing's "Private Parts" podcast this Friday. Interesting reality TV crossover there. biggrin

http://www.privatepartspodcast.com/

condor

8,837 posts

271 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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The retaking of vows isn't interesting for me to watch - but I've caught the last few minutes and seen that Jess and Dan made vows and Mark rejected his bride Ning sp? I think she's called.

Driver101

14,451 posts

144 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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I thought Mark rejecting Ning was done too harshly.

She praised him to the max and he was smiling away taking all the praise. He reacted well with giving a kiss and a cuddle. It all looked rather nice. Then he twisted the knife.

It's really dragging out. The episodes are even more drawn out now.