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WCZ said:
can't you use 3d printers to 'print' a gun these days?
not sure how you'd get bullets though
Obviously you'd print those too, you muppet.not sure how you'd get bullets though
Jesus. Can none of you think for yourselves?
Make sure you have the bullets printed BEFORE the criminals get to the stairs though. You would definitely lose the element of surprise if you started printing them at that point.
AW111 said:
Help! My house doesn't have stairs - what am I to dominate?
It was mentioned earlier by 'castroses' that you dominate the drive area."As to the driveway - yes that is a space easily dominated! Are you even aware that with a little planning there are everyday objects that can easily be used as weapons"
JDTD
burty39 said:
AW111 said:
Help! My house doesn't have stairs - what am I to dominate?
It was mentioned earlier by 'castroses' that you dominate the drive area."As to the driveway - yes that is a space easily dominated! Are you even aware that with a little planning there are everyday objects that can easily be used as weapons"
JDTD
PorkInsider said:
Obviously you'd print those too, you muppet.
Jesus. Can none of you think for yourselves?
Make sure you have the bullets printed BEFORE the criminals get to the stairs though. You would definitely lose the element of surprise if you started printing them at that point.
The first generation of 3D printed guns used regular metal bullets so I thought you were joking until I googled it, didn't realize you can actually print bullets too.Jesus. Can none of you think for yourselves?
Make sure you have the bullets printed BEFORE the criminals get to the stairs though. You would definitely lose the element of surprise if you started printing them at that point.
well yeah, obviously you'd have to have the gun ready to go in case of an intrusion but that's common sense!
Limpet said:
Have none of you watched Home Alone? All you need to do is put a tarantula on the perp's face.
Ok just for clarity here, I'll refer readers to my previous post...If you're going to use the classic 'tarantula on face' defensive move, ensure you have the tarantula ready BEFORE the crims have a foot on the staircase.
As with 3D printing bullets, it's no good waiting until the attack is in progress before getting your s
t together.Car is a car, easy to replace especially something modern and new, I just leave my keys out, they are welcome to my car if they break in, sod risking mine or my families life over a car
In regards to dogs, I have two, they are great "alert" dogs and will alert me to the slightest noise in the garden at night and sound about 10 x worse than they actually are! They would only deter or stop opportunists or small time wimpy thieves. Any hardened thugs/crims stealing high end cars often don't give a st and know how to deal with dogs, Ive read several times how some dogs have been beaten unconscious when thieves have broken into houses, which when they are family pets really affect the owners .
Even if you get a mental rottie or similar, its overkill getting a large dog with everything that in entails to deter thieves, as they need a lot of time, stimulation and interaction otherwise you get issues.
In regards to dogs, I have two, they are great "alert" dogs and will alert me to the slightest noise in the garden at night and sound about 10 x worse than they actually are! They would only deter or stop opportunists or small time wimpy thieves. Any hardened thugs/crims stealing high end cars often don't give a s
t and know how to deal with dogs, Ive read several times how some dogs have been beaten unconscious when thieves have broken into houses, which when they are family pets really affect the owners .Even if you get a mental rottie or similar, its overkill getting a large dog with everything that in entails to deter thieves, as they need a lot of time, stimulation and interaction otherwise you get issues.
WCZ said:
PorkInsider said:
As with 3D printing bullets, it's no good waiting until the attack is in progress before getting your st together.
you print them beforehand and have several ready to go t together.Can you print the powder/cordite to fill them, too?
Given you can never truly know who the thieves are, how many there are, where they are, how tooled up they are, what lengths they will go to... (I mean these guys will be strangers to you right?)
Then there will always be an unknown.
Now, do we think our pets, children and spouse will be grateful in the possible outcome that you lose you blurry eye'd slap fest at the top or bottom of the stairs? and then they become the focus of the intrusion?
I do believe it is only in the realms of Jason Statham or Tom Cruise characters or obviously Chuck Norris that could forsee all the moves as they come.
You could prep your house ready for any and all eventualities, but then you have to live in it to, so having ninja throwing stars on the shelf outside the bathroom isn't so good...
I'd perhaps go to the trouble of preparing a pithy one liner after I've slapped the first of the three heavies, then I'd probably let them know about the slight hesitation between 4 and 5000 revs as the vtec kicks in, and not to worry about it too much...
Then there will always be an unknown.
Now, do we think our pets, children and spouse will be grateful in the possible outcome that you lose you blurry eye'd slap fest at the top or bottom of the stairs? and then they become the focus of the intrusion?
I do believe it is only in the realms of Jason Statham or Tom Cruise characters or obviously Chuck Norris that could forsee all the moves as they come.
You could prep your house ready for any and all eventualities, but then you have to live in it to, so having ninja throwing stars on the shelf outside the bathroom isn't so good...
I'd perhaps go to the trouble of preparing a pithy one liner after I've slapped the first of the three heavies, then I'd probably let them know about the slight hesitation between 4 and 5000 revs as the vtec kicks in, and not to worry about it too much...
PorkInsider said:
WCZ said:
PorkInsider said:
As with 3D printing bullets, it's no good waiting until the attack is in progress before getting your st together.
you print them beforehand and have several ready to go t together.Can you print the powder/cordite to fill them, too?
and also...
castroses said:
I live alone! No wife, no kids
This is not surprising. Maybe we should have a list of equipment required for total domination of staircase/defence of one's vehicles?
3D printed gun
3D printed bullets
Cordite (not 3D printed)
Tarantula (real one)
5 dogs (not tied together)
Child gate
Please add whatever I've missed.
(Surprised no one has mentioned lego bricks on staircase tbh. That stuff hurts like a bd when you walk on it in bare feet. Suppose we'd need to add 'cream carpet' to the lego tactic though, so that the perps remove their shoes when they come through the door, as anyone automatically does at that sight of a cream coloured carpet).
3D printed gun
3D printed bullets
Cordite (not 3D printed)
Tarantula (real one)
5 dogs (not tied together)
Child gate
Please add whatever I've missed.
(Surprised no one has mentioned lego bricks on staircase tbh. That stuff hurts like a b
d when you walk on it in bare feet. Suppose we'd need to add 'cream carpet' to the lego tactic though, so that the perps remove their shoes when they come through the door, as anyone automatically does at that sight of a cream coloured carpet).PorkInsider said:
Maybe we should have a list of equipment required for total domination of staircase/defence of one's vehicles?
3D printed gun
3D printed bullets
Cordite (not 3D printed)
Tarantula (real one)
5 dogs (not tied together)
Child gate
Please add whatever I've missed.
(Surprised no one has mentioned lego bricks on staircase tbh. That stuff hurts like a bd when you walk on it in bare feet. Suppose we'd need to add 'cream carpet' to the lego tactic though, so that the perps remove their shoes when they come through the door, as anyone automatically does at that sight of a cream coloured carpet).
Tin of paint on a length of rope over the bannisters, also, why not put some sticky tar, an upturned nail and/or some ice on the bottom few stairs at the same time so that you truly have the dominant position when you are attacked from below?3D printed gun
3D printed bullets
Cordite (not 3D printed)
Tarantula (real one)
5 dogs (not tied together)
Child gate
Please add whatever I've missed.
(Surprised no one has mentioned lego bricks on staircase tbh. That stuff hurts like a b
d when you walk on it in bare feet. Suppose we'd need to add 'cream carpet' to the lego tactic though, so that the perps remove their shoes when they come through the door, as anyone automatically does at that sight of a cream coloured carpet).Shakermaker said:
Tin of paint on a length of rope over the bannisters, also, why not put some sticky tar, an upturned nail and/or some ice on the bottom few stairs at the same time so that you truly have the dominant position when you are attacked from below?
Macauley, is that you? I'd backlight two cardboard cut-outs (one low sweeping kick, one high sweeping kick obviously) mounted atop two old record players to create a Krab Magna shadow battle effect to dominate the curtains. Works on frosted glass also FYI.
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