Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

[Clockwork Cupcake]

captain_cynic said:

Why isn't it dissolving in that weather.

Because it has a hard plastic outer shell.

[WrekinCrew]

Baron Greenback said:

Apology if re-post

Sugar cubes are sucrose (C12H22O11).

[ZesPak]

captain_cynic said:

Baron Greenback said:

Apology if re-post

Why isn't it dissolving in that weather.

It's a Nissan, not a BMW.

[vaud]

WrekinCrew said:

Sugar cubes are sucrose (C12H22O11).

It covers a range (though not sucrose) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C6H12O6

[ChemicalChaos]

[Strangely Brown]

Up schitt creek without a paddle. That's a ... oh hang on.

[MartG]

[havoc]

MartG said:

[MartG]

[The_Doc]

50% by number, not by species. Within hours the multiplication would have restored the numbers. Bacterial growth is very fast.

Some bacteria can double every 4–20 minutes, such as pathogenic strains of E. coli. Clostridium perfringens is one of the fastest-growing bacteria, with a generation time of about 10 minutes.

2 typical gut bacteria

[havoc]

Moreover, the bacterial 50% would surely be in the 50% of people turned to dust?

[MartG]

[WrekinCrew]

Why don't motor insurers offer third-party, fire OR theft cover?
No-one is going to steal a burning car.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[havoc]

MartG said:

I wondered where Dr Dan Streetmentioner will have been going to get to...

[MartG]

[Vizsla]

MartG said:

Not wrong.

[MartG]

[ZesPak]

In the same vein.