Kids with stupid names...

[SGirl]

Big Fat Fatty said:

I think it's ok to give your pets silly names but not kids, I want a dog and already have a name lined up for him, Syndrome.

Sounds like someone is a fan of The Incredibles.

When our son was born, the child in to see the doctor before us was called Bigboy. How on earth are you meant to be taken seriously in life with a name like Bigboy?

[sleep envy]

Pothole said:

Blanket Jackson

I'd forgotten about that one!!

[englisharcher]

My brother called one of his daughters Mydnyte, pronounced midnight

[sleep envy]

At what point did you stop laughing?

[Pothole]

englisharcher said:

My brother called one of his daughters Mydnyte, pronounced midnight

I don't have a brother, but if I did, and he did that, I wouldn't have a brother.

[retrobob]

I know a kid [girl] called Chilli > I thought that was a bit unusual.

[KrazyIvan]

englisharcher said:

My brother called one of his daughters Mydnyte, pronounced midnight

Surely it should be My-Dun-ite. Just out of interest what's the poor girls middle name?

[Fas1975]

Friend named daughter La-a

The dash, unfortunately, is not silent, so pronouced La-daysh-a

He is no longer a friend

[jingars]

Oasis?



Midnight at the Oasis?


No?


OK, looking for coat....

[mattyn1]

Fas1975 said:

Friend named daughter La-a

The dash, unfortunately, is not silent, so pronouced La-daysh-a

He is no longer a friend

I don't blame you. What a load of piss.

[Big Fat Fatty]

SGirl said:

Big Fat Fatty said:

I think it's ok to give your pets silly names but not kids, I want a dog and already have a name lined up for him, Syndrome.

Sounds like someone is a fan of The Incredibles.

When our son was born, the child in to see the doctor before us was called Bigboy. How on earth are you meant to be taken seriously in life with a name like Bigboy?

I am a fan of the Incredibles but it'll get funnier when he jumps up on something he's not supposed to jump on

Bigboy?!?! What were they thinking? I heard a story about an American who called his two sons Winner and Loser, Winner became a crack addict, in and out of jail every other month and Loser became a detective in the police. Names have an enormous affect on peoples lives.

Edited by Big Fat Fatty on Thursday 5th April 12:19

[OldJohnnyYen]

Silly names for dogs is cool, mine have sensible names but when the old dears ask me their names, not sure why but I tell them they are called Holly and Jessica

[englisharcher]

KrazyIvan said:

Surely it should be My-Dun-ite. Just out of interest what's the poor girls middle name?

She has no middle name

[Some Gump]

My wife went to school with some plankton, who called her sorry offsproing Le-a. Prenounced "leadasha".

I pity the poor kid, will end up a fat unemployed leech like the mother no doubt.

[Pothole]

Big Fat Fatty said:

SGirl said:

Big Fat Fatty said:

I think it's ok to give your pets silly names but not kids, I want a dog and already have a name lined up for him, Syndrome.

Sounds like someone is a fan of The Incredibles.

When our son was born, the child in to see the doctor before us was called Bigboy. How on earth are you meant to be taken seriously in life with a name like Bigboy?

I am a fan of the Incredibles but it'll get funnier when he jumps up on something he's not supposed to jump on

Bigboy?!?! What were they thinking? I heard a story about an American who called his two sons Winner and Loser, Winner became a crack addict, in and out of jail every other month and Loser became a detective in the police. Names have an enormous affect on peoples lives.

Edited by Big Fat Fatty on Thursday 5th April 12:19

No, they don't.

[gtdc]

OldJohnnyYen said:

Silly names for dogs is cool, mine have sensible names but when the old dears ask me their names, not sure why but I tell them they are called Holly and Jessica

Yuck.

[Mobile Chicane]

I think I win this one.

There's a girl in my family (by marriage thank God) called Mushroom.

I st you not. Mushroom.

[gtdc]

englisharcher said:

My brother called one of his daughters Mydnyte, pronounced midnight

It's OK to ask for a DNA test.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Teaching as I do I come across some absolutely incredible names. A colleague of mine has a list of the most ridiculous ones but I can't find it at the moment...

[englisharcher]

sleep envy said:

At what point did you stop laughing?

About 30 minutes after posting this thread

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