Small masculine male cars...
Small masculine male cars...
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300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

214 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Petrus1983 said:
So the current Ms Petrus claims my current car is girly (it’s a JCW Mini... in red) which is ashame as I love it. However when looking at the alternatives for a small car they all seem quite girly. So what’s the most masculine small but fast car out there?








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DoubleD

22,154 posts

132 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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832ark said:
alec.e said:
Abarth 595


TBH, who cares what anybody says anyway!
Comes with a voucher for a free vagina installation.
Every little fiat that I see has a girl behind the wheel.

fieldmau5

180 posts

192 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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The Starlet GT Turbo and Glanza V always seemed quite masculine to me.

They're like someone with small man syndrome, always looking to start a fight with someone bigger and heavier.



cat with a hat

1,488 posts

142 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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very lose parameters... But I'd suggest:

VW UP GTI
CLIO RS / older RS 200
Lotus Elise / Exige
BMW M2
718 Cayman


J4CKO

46,006 posts

224 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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fieldmau5 said:
The Starlet GT Turbo and Glanza V always seemed quite masculine to me.

They're like someone with small man syndrome, always looking to start a fight with someone bigger and heavier.


Well it is named after the top bit of a gentleman sausage, almost.

jonah35

3,940 posts

181 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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A class AMG

Cold

16,441 posts

114 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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berlintaxi

8,535 posts

197 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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DoubleD said:
Every little fiat that I see has a girl behind the wheel.
Odd, virtually every Abarth I see is driven by a bloke

Bobtherallyfan

1,479 posts

102 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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saaby93

32,038 posts

202 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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is there a definition of small
Are these anything but masculine?


ambuletz

11,583 posts

205 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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carlove

7,883 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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I think this looks pretty masculine. I'm signed off sick at the moment and got bored and popped to the Suzuki garage, rather tempted to trade my boring diesel Astra in, I do about 20k miles year so the Astra is the perfect car for the job, but I want a Swift Sport now, my head and heart have been having some arguments.


DoubleD

22,154 posts

132 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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berlintaxi said:
DoubleD said:
Every little fiat that I see has a girl behind the wheel.
Odd, virtually every Abarth I see is driven by a bloke
We have a couple of fiat 500 abarths at work and they are both owned by girls.

Cool little car so if you like em then drive em.

Earthdweller

18,081 posts

150 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Petrus1983 said:
texaxile said:


Am I doing this right?.
You’re getting there - maybe needs more go faster stripes??
I had one of those .. albeit green and relaxed it with a Mini !

Am I doing it right ?

smilesmile

daddy cool

4,093 posts

253 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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saaby93 said:
Surely
Nearly...

Turbotechnic

675 posts

100 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Drive what you like op. If you’re a true petrol head you drive what you want regardless of what others may think.

Boosted LS1

21,200 posts

284 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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berlintaxi said:
DoubleD said:
Every little fiat that I see has a girl behind the wheel.
Odd, virtually every Abarth I see is driven by a bloke
In heels?

Boosted LS1

21,200 posts

284 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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anonymous said:
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Or a purple cerbera.

bigmowley

2,528 posts

200 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Where is that bridge?????
My camera hand has gone all trembley.
Ta

Speed addicted

6,281 posts

251 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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As previously mentioned a 911 is pretty small, don’t see many women (or anyone else) driving turbos.

Z3M coupe?