Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)
Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)
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The Ferret

1,288 posts

188 months

Thursday 17th September 2020
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giblet said:
Always a good sign when the grease starts to escape from the container



Hit the spot

That'll take some beating - strong contender for filth of the year that.

illmonkey

19,805 posts

226 months

Thursday 17th September 2020
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Just seen his username, very fitting also!

C70R

17,596 posts

132 months

Thursday 17th September 2020
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giblet said:
Wow.

That is the epitome of this thread. Great job!!

I haven't had a kebab in forever (maybe not even this year yet?), but this has given me an epic craving for one. Just need to find an excuse to drink 10 pints beforehand, so that I order without any inhibitions.

ambuletz

11,729 posts

209 months

Thursday 17th September 2020
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That is the kinda doner i love. Bet that was very juicy/greasy.

I'm watching a recent video from jack black, where he makes his own little mcds burger 'hack'. i feel like he'd be great for this thread.

- take a big mac + fillet o fish
- remove the middle bread from the bigmac
- put the fish fiillet in it's place
- put sweet n sour sauce under the top bun
- add extra fries into burger.


eskidavies

5,833 posts

187 months

Thursday 17th September 2020
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XL chicken tikka and tray of leg



I went a bit ott with sauce,don’t feel to good now


Oh mustn’t forget the dog





Adenauer

18,982 posts

264 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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I hate feet hurl

illmonkey

19,805 posts

226 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Adenauer said:
I hate feet hurl
Why don't you paws for a minute and relax.

C70R

17,596 posts

132 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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eskidavies said:
XL chicken tikka and tray of leg



I went a bit ott with sauce,don’t feel to good now


Oh mustn’t forget the dog




I can't tell if it's the angle, or whether you have a Korean-style low dining table...?

ambuletz

11,729 posts

209 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Took too long taking the photo so the SFR started to crack/lose it's shape.


dom9

8,655 posts

237 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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ambuletz said:
Took too long taking the photo so the SFR started to crack/lose it's shape.

Like that!

BrabusMog

21,745 posts

214 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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eskidavies said:
Oh mustn’t forget the dog




Is that his own personal bowl biggrin

anonymous-user

82 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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I'm not sure why I still use this chinese takeaway ,the problem is it is the best in town.

It has also has pretty bad customer service, I've sat in whilst the manager argued with a customer over free prawn crackers, in the end the whole order came back. They have sent my order out to a customer whilst i've sat in there. Last week I was called back so the server could fondle my chicken balls as they had made a mistake, mine where the right number.

Anyway I digress, special curry with fried rice, a pancake roll and a bag of grease.





Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 18th September 20:06

illmonkey

19,805 posts

226 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Free colostomy bag?

easytiger123

2,707 posts

237 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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The Spruce Goose said:
I'm not sure why I still use this chinese takeaway ,the problem is it is the best in town.

It has also has pretty bad customer service, I've sat in whilst the manager argued with a customer over free prawn crackers, in the end the whole order came back. They have sent my order out to a customer whilst i've sat in there. Last week I was called back so the server could fondle my chicken balls as they had made a mistake, mine where the right number.

Anyway I digress, special curry with fried rice, a pancake roll and a bag of grease.





Edited by The Spruce Goose on Friday 18th September 20:06
There's been some deeply unappetising stuff on here over the years, but this must be in the top 5. Shudder.

SpeckledJim

33,788 posts

281 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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The Spruce Goose said:
I'm not sure why I still use this chinese takeaway ,the problem is it is the best in town.

It has also has pretty bad customer service, I've sat in whilst the manager argued with a customer over free prawn crackers, in the end the whole order came back. They have sent my order out to a customer whilst i've sat in there. Last week I was called back so the server could fondle my chicken balls as they had made a mistake, mine where the right number.

Anyway I digress, special curry with fried rice, a pancake roll and a bag of grease.





Edited by The Spruce Goose on Friday 18th September 20:06
That’s the best in town? Do you live in Pripyat?

danpalmer1993

514 posts

136 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Newbie to this thread!

Mixed grill for me with lamb, chicken as halloumi and souvlaki for the missus from the new Greek takeaway.

tomble22

598 posts

156 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
That’s the best in town? Do you live in Pripyat?
hehe


SpeckledJim

33,788 posts

281 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Oh god yes.

anonymous-user

82 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
That’s the best in town? Do you live in Pripyat?
One chinese was caught twice, using Tesco express expired meat, recovered from there skip.

The other puts so much salt in the food it tasted like sea water, whatever you bought.

So yes Pripyat probably offers better choices.

SpeckledJim

33,788 posts

281 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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The Spruce Goose said:
SpeckledJim said:
That’s the best in town? Do you live in Pripyat?
One chinese was caught twice, using Tesco express expired meat, recovered from there skip.

The other puts so much salt in the food it tasted like sea water, whatever you bought.

So yes Pripyat probably offers better choices.
frown