Coronavirus Humour

[Cold]

The statue of William 111 (William of Orange) in Petersfield square.

[Blatter]

RATATTAK said:

Keep up at the back please - we've already had that !

Keep up at the back. This version didn't have the Thumbsnap logo covering the text! Ultra Sound Guy was trying to do everyone a favour.

0/10 for observation, RATATTAK

[Mort7]

Cold said:

The statue of William 111 (William of Orange) in Petersfield square.

[pip t]

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Boris Johnson has suggested Richard Branson to do 100 laps of his garden to raise money for struggling Virgin Atlantic

[r159]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Boris Johnson has suggested Richard Branson to do 100 laps of his garden to raise money for struggling Virgin Atlantic

He’s probably the only person who has a garden bigger...

[dandarez]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I’m sorry but the rules plainly state that only dogs are allowed out for a walk!

'Yeah, and when you finished writing that I'm gonna scratch your f eyes out!'

That reminds me of one of our old cats that disappeared and hasn't been fed for six months.

[WinkleHoff]

Keep muttering to your wife that you suspect you are suffering from Growboner virus.

snigger...

[Steff1965]

pip t said:

That’s got to be one of the best ones yet

[OldGermanHeaps]

Stolen...

[So]

Did you look at the last post before sharing that

[kuro]

[CourtAgain]

[Driver101]

So said:

Did you look at the last post before sharing that

I think he means he was stealing the idea to actually do it.

[CambsBill]

China has just announced a new range of meat-free snacks.

They're call 'Not Poodles'

[gizlaroc]

I have just been to put the bins out and I caught two fukin' scrotes syphoning petrol into my car!

[OldGermanHeaps]

Driver101 said:

I think he means he was stealing the idea to actually do it.

Yep one of my neighbours is a stoner conspiracy theorist who was trying to tell me 5g masts play a part in this. Thought that was a brilliant idea so I stolen it, my unifi setup can broadcast multiple ssids so it doesnt affect my existing wifi.

[So]

OldGermanHeaps said:

Driver101 said:

I think he means he was stealing the idea to actually do it.

Yep one of my neighbours is a stoner conspiracy theorist who was trying to tell me 5g masts play a part in this. Thought that was a brilliant idea so I stolen it, my unifi setup can broadcast multiple ssids so it doesnt affect my existing wifi.

Ah I see.

Ours is still called 500Mbps Ultra. A legacy from when we and the neighbours actually had about 1.5M

[nonsequitur]

gizlaroc said:

I have just been to put the bins out and I caught two fukin' scrotes syphoning petrol into my car!

Very good. Four star.

[nonsequitur]

It has just been announced that serial tailgaters now have to keep two meters from the car in front during the Covid-19 crisis. .:: ………………………………………………….

Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 23 April 10:23