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From Jim Alka-Seltzer on the BBC Website, in case you haven’t seen them:
1.
"I find it very easy to skim read a non-friction book."
2.
"I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."
3.
"Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?"
4.
Q: Who was the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
5.
Q: What’s a transistor?
A: A nun who's had a sex change.
6.
Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
7.
Q: Before docking with the International Space Station, what must the pilot of a space module first do?
A: Put money in a parking meteor
8.
Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
And finally, one to get you really thinking...
9.
Einstein gets on a bus heading into town. He asks the driver:
“Excuse me, does the central library stop at this bus?”
Jokes from Jim Al-Khalili, presenter of The Life Scientific.
1.
"I find it very easy to skim read a non-friction book."
2.
"I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."
3.
"Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?"
4.
Q: Who was the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
5.
Q: What’s a transistor?
A: A nun who's had a sex change.
6.
Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
7.
Q: Before docking with the International Space Station, what must the pilot of a space module first do?
A: Put money in a parking meteor
8.
Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
And finally, one to get you really thinking...
9.
Einstein gets on a bus heading into town. He asks the driver:
“Excuse me, does the central library stop at this bus?”
Jokes from Jim Al-Khalili, presenter of The Life Scientific.
Warmfuzzies said:
MartG said:
I knocked on the first door, “ Miss Benatar, could you tell me the square root of 16?”. 4”. Thanks.
Next one, “Mr Phelan, what is the capital city of France?” “ Paris”. Thanks.
“Mrs Butcher, could you tell me how to spell geography?” “G e o g r a p h y” Thanks.
My day went on like this until I’d completed the list I had been given. Pat testing is quite boring, but it’s really important.
My pet hate. PAT is not pat testing. Next one, “Mr Phelan, what is the capital city of France?” “ Paris”. Thanks.
“Mrs Butcher, could you tell me how to spell geography?” “G e o g r a p h y” Thanks.
My day went on like this until I’d completed the list I had been given. Pat testing is quite boring, but it’s really important.
Apologies for spoiling the joke.
I couldn’t help myself
PixelpeepS3 said:
Warmfuzzies said:
MartG said:
I knocked on the first door, “ Miss Benatar, could you tell me the square root of 16?”. 4”. Thanks.
Next one, “Mr Phelan, what is the capital city of France?” “ Paris”. Thanks.
“Mrs Butcher, could you tell me how to spell geography?” “G e o g r a p h y” Thanks.
My day went on like this until I’d completed the list I had been given. Pat testing is quite boring, but it’s really important.
My pet hate. PAT is not pat testing. Next one, “Mr Phelan, what is the capital city of France?” “ Paris”. Thanks.
“Mrs Butcher, could you tell me how to spell geography?” “G e o g r a p h y” Thanks.
My day went on like this until I’d completed the list I had been given. Pat testing is quite boring, but it’s really important.
Apologies for spoiling the joke.
I couldn’t help myself
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