Discussion
DoubleSix said:
Triumph Man said:
Yeah the b
ds! You used to be able to tell an interestingly engined 5 from the humdrum 520d, but now everybody seems to be ordering theirs debadged!
Come on, any PHer worth their salt can still tell...ds! You used to be able to tell an interestingly engined 5 from the humdrum 520d, but now everybody seems to be ordering theirs debadged!Edited by DoubleSix on Friday 16th January 11:49
I'd be able to tell a 535i or M5 apart from everything else though!
Busterbulldog said:
Approaching...Badly overgrown grass strewn with toys.Gas meterbox door torn off exposing prepayment meter tp the elements. Upon entering .....track suit wearing rollie smoking sweatty facebook addict. Hall way landing and stairs part painted where they could reach.Usually has emulsion patches and at least some woodchip.bedroom doors all broken and crunch when attempt to shut. Bedrooms floorboards usually very splintery and creaky.Masses of diry clothes and crap. Lots of part painted woodchip.Dog hair alplenty.Chewed doorframes. Lounge. Large telly with a large coinbox above a gas fire with radiants .Ashtrays coffee table and 3 piece suite. Doghair a plenty. Badly fitted unfinished pine laminate flooring.wallpaper with a torn paper border Bathroom..... really nasty plumbing with pipes 80 years old covered in dirt dust and doghair. Toilet seat missing which means they sit on the china rim. Garden bordered with bits of old wood dogpoo everywhere full of pawmarks Kitchen ......vinyl plastic floor tiles cooker too small for the gap surrounded by dropped chips.Massive cups in which to savour really rubbish coffee. Doghair and chewmarks aplenty.cupboards without fronts .....I could go on I have worked in many.
there speaks the voice of experience !Enjoyed that insight.
J4CKO said:
there speaks the voice of experience !
Enjoyed that insight.
The thing I failed to mention was my top 3 worst houses I ever worked in were all owned . In 3rd place was the cake factory house with a living food trail through the living room carpet with leaping bugs. 2nd place was Elm street these people had not used the bathroom in at least 10 years on first entering the house I got halfway up the stairs then threw up. No1 2 dirty old men who took up the draincover in back garden . Knocked a hole through living room wall and enticed sewer rats to live in the house.The rats nested in the settee and had names.They had 3 large dogs with permanently fitted buckets to their necks and lived on beans and bread.The one old guy wore daily. Turned down wellies cycling shorts shirt tie and trilby.In the other old guys bedroom we found 9 black buckets brimmed with poo.When we asked him to remove them he poured it all down his newly fitted bath.Enjoyed that insight.
Edited by Busterbulldog on Friday 16th January 13:24
J4CKO said:
there speaks the voice of experience !
Enjoyed that insight.
The thing I failed to mention was my top 3 worst houses I ever worked in were all owned . In 3rd place was the cake factory house with a living food trail through the living room carpet with leaping bugs. 2nd place was Elm street these people had not used the bathroom in at least 10 years on first entering the house I got halfway up the stairs then threw up. No1 2 dirty old men who took up the draincover in back garden . Knocked a hole through living room wall and enticed sewer rats to live in the house.The rats nested in the settee and had names.They had 3 large dogs with permanently fitted buckets to their necks and lived on beans and bread.The one old guy wore daily. Turned down wellies cycling shorts shirt tie and trilby.In the other old guys bedroom we found 9 black buckets brimmed with poo.When we asked him to remove them he poured it all down his newly fitted bath.Enjoyed that insight.
Edited by Busterbulldog on Friday 16th January 16:27
Pickled said:
OzzyR1 said:
Convert said:
Cotty on holiday last year...
Till it fell off, (the bird for clarification).If that makes me council by proxy then bring it on!!
Busterbulldog said:
J4CKO said:
there speaks the voice of experience !
Enjoyed that insight.
The thing I failed to mention was my top 3 worst houses I ever worked in were all owned . In 3rd place was the cake factory house with a living food trail through the living room carpet with leaping bugs. 2nd place was Elm street these people had not used the bathroom in at least 10 years on first entering the house I got halfway up the stairs then threw up. No1 2 dirty old men who took up the draincover in back garden . Knocked a hole through living room wall and enticed sewer rats to live in the house.The rats nested in the settee and had names.They had 3 large dogs with permanently fitted buckets to their necks and lived on beans and bread.The one old guy wore daily. Turned down wellies cycling shorts shirt tie and trilby.In the other old guys bedroom we found 9 black buckets brimmed with poo.When we asked him to remove them he poured it all down his newly fitted bath.Enjoyed that insight.
Edited by Busterbulldog on Friday 16th January 13:24
Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff