Inter-species sex, why is it illegal?
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BuzzLightyear said:
Incest is relatively boring but necrophilia is dead boring.
I used to work for an undertakers and several of the guys used to stop back after hours if there was a tasty bod on the slab that they could ransack.So I joined in. I got away with it for years, till some rotten c
t split on me.groak said:
People wonder why Scotland wants independence. This thread kind of tells you why. I don't think most Scots are really interested in promoting inter-species sex or anything else as radical and modern as English people seem to feel the need to promote these days. We'd rather you furthered this kind of thing without us. Is that ok?
Oh, do give it a rest...You invented it...
GroundEffect said:
It's illegal as it's classed as abuse - the animal cannot give informed consent (the same way having sex with a kiddy is illegal).
But then they don't give consent to being slaughtered either....Not that I condone shagging animals, but it's funny that that is classed as abuse but killing them isn't!
H_Kan said:
GroundEffect said:
It's illegal as it's classed as abuse - the animal cannot give informed consent (the same way having sex with a kiddy is illegal).
But then they don't give consent to being slaughtered either....Not that I condone shagging animals, but it's funny that that is classed as abuse but killing them isn't!
And how can it be said they don't give consent..? I've seen a couple of sheep eyeing me up from time to time...
And I'm sure this little Sheila knows what's coming. Up for it, no doubt about that...
H_Kan said:
Not that I condone shagging animals, but it's funny that that is classed as abuse but killing them isn't!
It is if it's not done in the approved fashion. Farmers can't even open the back door, grab a chicken and have it for dinner anymore, they have to buy from Tesco like the rest of us (not saying that it doesn't happen though... 
)Wedg1e said:
BuzzLightyear said:
Incest is relatively boring but necrophilia is dead boring.
I used to work for an undertakers and several of the guys used to stop back after hours if there was a tasty bod on the slab that they could ransack.So I joined in. I got away with it for years, till some rotten c
t split on me.
groak said:
People wonder why Scotland wants independence. This thread kind of tells you why. I don't think most Scots are really interested in promoting inter-species sex or anything else as radical and modern as English people seem to feel the need to promote these days. We'd rather you furthered this kind of thing without us. Is that ok?
I thought that the act of reproduction north of the border constituted inter-species sex anyway?DrTre said:
I think it was obvious from an early age that lad was going to be screwed up....
Personally I think with all the money that gets spent on programs like Planet Earth, combined with Attenborough's expertise on animal communication, we could work out whether a goat, sheep, donkey etc are consenting or not.
I'm not saying it's a good idea, just that it's possible.
You may even be able to tell if it's enjoying it, or even which animals like it most, or which are the filthier. Not that bestiality isn't filthy enough already, but if you're doing it you may as well go the whole hog (no pun intended)
Oh and who doesn't think that going to school with donkey-boy wouldn't have been ace!
I'm not saying it's a good idea, just that it's possible.
You may even be able to tell if it's enjoying it, or even which animals like it most, or which are the filthier. Not that bestiality isn't filthy enough already, but if you're doing it you may as well go the whole hog (no pun intended)
Oh and who doesn't think that going to school with donkey-boy wouldn't have been ace!
Meanwhile, down in Cornwall:
"A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.
He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour."
Full details (if you must) at http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/88...
"A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.
He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour."
Full details (if you must) at http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/88...
nickwilcock said:
Meanwhile, down in Cornwall:
"A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.
He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour."
Full details (if you must) at http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/88...
I have to ask: why the hell did he need the tissues in such a situation?"A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.
He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour."
Full details (if you must) at http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/88...
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