Badly modified cars thread Mk3

Badly modified cars thread Mk3

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generationx

6,896 posts

106 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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Let’s see if this divides the room at all - a Max Power-featured E34 M5:

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/1992-bmw-e3...

Aaaaand…. Go!

SlimJim16v

5,739 posts

144 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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Nope, horrible.


BananaFama

4,404 posts

80 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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Less stripes might help .

Matt Cup

3,175 posts

105 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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generationx said:
Let’s see if this divides the room at all - a Max Power-featured E34 M5:

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/1992-bmw-e3...

Aaaaand…. Go!

It sure does.

Speed 3

4,660 posts

120 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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Needs a bit more bore


E63eeeeee...

3,979 posts

50 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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SlimJim16v said:
Nope, horrible.

Without the stripes, and the nasty CF winglet things that make it look like the wrong bumper, and in a better colour, and with about £20k spent on rebuilding the underside, I think I'd quite like that.

Jules Sunley

3,933 posts

94 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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Truly awful.

essdaytwelve

5,053 posts

212 months

Saturday 1st July 2023
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E63eeeeee... said:
forsure said:
I don't think that windscreen is going to go down well at the MOT.

Oh yeah, and wtaf. It's like someone just stabbed a pin into a book of car names a few times and thought "yeah, why not"
Not a requirement to have a windscreen for a MoT

the-norseman

12,553 posts

172 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Mate of mine came across this yesterday, the owner had popped into the shop to buy a can of Monster.


Escort3500

11,940 posts

146 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Modest by some standards here, but nevertheless…


ZedLeg

12,278 posts

109 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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the-norseman said:
Mate of mine came across this yesterday, the owner had popped into the shop to buy a can of Monster.

I love when someone doesn’t know how those flares are supposed to work and does that. It looks so silly laugh

I like that M5 though. I’d definitely go have a look and see if it was rescuable.

67Dino

3,591 posts

106 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Escort3500 said:
Modest by some standards here, but nevertheless…

Not modest at all, that’s definitely the first I’ve seen on this thread with a pizza oven built into the front spoiler.

robemcdonald

8,867 posts

197 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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essdaytwelve said:
E63eeeeee... said:
forsure said:
I don't think that windscreen is going to go down well at the MOT.

Oh yeah, and wtaf. It's like someone just stabbed a pin into a book of car names a few times and thought "yeah, why not"
Not a requirement to have a windscreen for a MoT
No requirement for an mot on a 1961 car.

thegreenhell

15,638 posts

220 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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robemcdonald said:
essdaytwelve said:
E63eeeeee... said:
forsure said:
I don't think that windscreen is going to go down well at the MOT.

Oh yeah, and wtaf. It's like someone just stabbed a pin into a book of car names a few times and thought "yeah, why not"
Not a requirement to have a windscreen for a MoT
No requirement for an mot on a 1961 car.
Not necessarily true. MOT exemption is only for cars registered as historic vehicles, to be eligible for which it must not be substantially modified from original. There is a long list of qualifying criteria which this vehicle might struggle to meet.

Error_404_Username_not_found

2,297 posts

52 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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thegreenhell said:
Not necessarily true. MOT exemption is only for cars registered as historic vehicles, to be eligible for which it must not be substantially modified from original. There is a long list of qualifying criteria which this vehicle might struggle to meet.
Forbye that the requirement to maintain the vehicle in roadworthy condition remains, whether an MoT is required or not.

Eligibility for historic vehicle status is on a points-based system on originality of components. So many points for chassis/shell, engine/transmission, suspension, steering gear etc. For example though, it may pass with a new shell e.g. Heritage, provided it is to original specifications.
Rather more lenient with suspension and brakes as improvements there are seen as safety upgrades.

thegreenhell

15,638 posts

220 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Error_404_Username_not_found said:
thegreenhell said:
Not necessarily true. MOT exemption is only for cars registered as historic vehicles, to be eligible for which it must not be substantially modified from original. There is a long list of qualifying criteria which this vehicle might struggle to meet.
Forbye that the requirement to maintain the vehicle in roadworthy condition remains, whether an MoT is required or not.

Eligibility for historic vehicle status is on a points-based system on originality of components. So many points for chassis/shell, engine/transmission, suspension, steering gear etc. For example though, it may pass with a new shell e.g. Heritage, provided it is to original specifications.
Rather more lenient with suspension and brakes as improvements there are seen as safety upgrades.
Yes, and the vendor claims it's MOT and tax exempt because it's registered as a 1961 Austin Mini saloon. Yet it has a GRP shell and a Zetec engine. It really needs an IVA as well as an MOT to be fully legal.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325705930920

E63eeeeee...

3,979 posts

50 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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the-norseman said:
Mate of mine came across this yesterday, the owner had popped into the shop to buy a can of Monster.

That number plate seems to be missing an R.

Sport220

667 posts

76 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Nice E-Pace R lol



WPA

8,986 posts

115 months

Sunday 9th July 2023
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Sport220 said:
Nice E-Pace R lol


Wants posting in the dodgy plates thread as well.

BadOrangePete

642 posts

45 months

Saturday 15th July 2023
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Was a genuine e39 M5 allegedly..