Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[poing]

Oral B toothpaste with the most happy irritating fake perfect woman on the planet who say the line "I didn't even know Oral B made a toothpaste"

The clue is in the name love and unless you've never been to a supermarket in your entire life then you are either massively stupid or you've never bought toothpaste in your life. Everyone always says a real man would never hit a woman but nobody ever said he wouldn't drown her.

[lucido grigio]

Finally seen what the fuss about VIPoo is.

[CooperD]

Just watched the new Birdseye Fish Fingers advert. The crew are now all adults whereas previously they were all kids aside from the Captain. Probably post Operation Yew Tree!! Might have looked a bit weird, an old man with a white beard on a boat full of kids.

Edited by CooperD on Saturday 18th March 10:53

[XCP]

Loose_Cannon said:

Americans do seem to latch on to the most dismally unfunny British comedians don't they? The ones we don't give a st about; Russell Brand, Eric Idle, Ricky Gervais etc etc.

I wouldn't group Eric Idle with either of the other 'comedians' mentioned. He's a Python for goodness sake!

[berlintaxi]

John Cleese touting for a bunch of PPI sharks, how hard up must he be?

[FourWheelDrift]

berlintaxi said:

John Cleese touting for a bunch of PPI sharks, how hard up must he be?

Paid off last year, so making it up now she can't get any of it I think - https://youtu.be/Jwx_XDEGqv4?t=25

And one of his best quotes/jokes - https://youtu.be/HSOZ4wqgDdk?t=95

[Allyc85]

Morningside said:

BBC - Please stop advertising your Cbeebies channel App.

Or the ancient BBC advert for the TV license, with the couple getting together and breaking up in a few seconds!

[BristolRich]

poing said:

Oral B toothpaste with the most happy irritating fake perfect woman on the planet who say the line "I didn't even know Oral B made a toothpaste"

^This one...it's the fact she's laughing her tits off when she says it because after all it is the funniest thing you have EVER heard....

[Biker 1]

KTF said:

Ah, it is http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dir...

Edited by KTF on Monday 13th March 21:34

I think KFC marketing department need to investigate this.....

[Loose_Cannon]

Biker 1 said:

I think KFC marketing department need to investigate this.....

Indeed. Killed my appetetite anyway.

[J4CKO]

Schpock, what a load of ste, all birds in shorts selling hipster bicycles "Kerching", so its not scrotes selling knock off stuff ? and whats with the croaky voiced bird ?

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ? probably more than someone buys a hipster bicycle ?

[KTF]

Any of the current batch of stink water adverts. Especially the one with Angelina Jolie and all that daft ink she has.

[untakenname]

The current Wrigley's advert with the bride ditching her wedding and thus throwing her life away, such a strange advert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q9YVm-X0jA

[AlexRS2782]

Being stuck at home during the day at the moment has thrown up just how many god awful adverts there are for bloody life insurance, free will kits, etc.

Promis Life have to be the worst for it - I think they've got at least 6 different variants on their adverts featuring everything from actors pretending to be part a family, animated cartoon characters and awful narrations over people looking depressed at the loss of a loved one.

Sun Life come in a close second with a similar setup.

[Johnnytheboy]

J4CKO said:

Schpock....and whats with the croaky voiced bird ?

If they turned her mike up she could talk, rather than yelling.

[Bluedot]

J4CKO said:

Schpock,

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ?

A new breed of company more focused on gaining 'funding' than actually turning a profit is my guess.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Bluedot said:

J4CKO said:

Schpock,

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ?

A new breed of company more focused on gaining 'funding' than actually turning a profit is my guess.

Burglars rate it as best fencing app of 2017 I'm told.

You can literally nick a bike and have it advertised and sold in an hour.

[Balmoral]

I don't fancy the little girls chances on that stairwell, what with a do-nut in one hand and Mr Bumble in the other, completely open with no bannister and no handrail on the wall either. Perhaps that's how dad broke his leg in the first place?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-P8Hy4pj4

[Mr Gearchange]

matchmaker said:

Nurofen. So 400mg of Ibuprofen is more effective than 1000mg of paracetamol? OK, so I'll buy generic Ibuprofen from Aldi instead of your overpriced crap!

People who buy 'brand name' generic painkillers are a constant source of amusement to me.

Tesco Ibuprofen x 16 tablet - £0.35.
Nurforen Ibuprofen X 16 tablets - £3.25.

I cannot understand the levels of idiocy that mean people will happily pay nearly 10x the price for exactly the same fking thing.

[vxr8mate]

Mr Gearchange said:

matchmaker said:

Nurofen. So 400mg of Ibuprofen is more effective than 1000mg of paracetamol? OK, so I'll buy generic Ibuprofen from Aldi instead of your overpriced crap!

People who buy 'brand name' generic painkillers are a constant source of amusement to me.

Tesco Ibuprofen x 16 tablet - £0.35.
Nurforen Ibuprofen X 16 tablets - £3.25.

I cannot understand the levels of idiocy that mean people will happily pay nearly 10x the price for exactly the same fking thing.

It's called marketing.