What were you caught doing, or who did you catch?
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Not so much caught but a definite awkward moment.
As a young lad ( 14 or 15 ) I was staying at my mates place and had a mattress on the floor of his bedroom, he trotted off to have a shower and being a boy of that age decided a little relief before going to sleep might be nice.
Things always go according to script and this was the occasion when what had previously been just a little inconspicious O became the big O, oh oh what a fecking mess hot starch everywhere.
So here I am trying not to let the sheets become involved and smartar5e mate gives me heaps for having the temerity to have a tug in his house ( was thinking about his rather lucious sister but couldn't declare that interest )
My young brother also caught me and the ex wife going for it and then on another occasion her giving me a BJ.
As a young lad ( 14 or 15 ) I was staying at my mates place and had a mattress on the floor of his bedroom, he trotted off to have a shower and being a boy of that age decided a little relief before going to sleep might be nice.
Things always go according to script and this was the occasion when what had previously been just a little inconspicious O became the big O, oh oh what a fecking mess hot starch everywhere.
So here I am trying not to let the sheets become involved and smartar5e mate gives me heaps for having the temerity to have a tug in his house ( was thinking about his rather lucious sister but couldn't declare that interest )
My young brother also caught me and the ex wife going for it and then on another occasion her giving me a BJ.
There's one that an old schoolmate of mine told me happened to him that still makes me absolutely wet myself every time it's brought up in conversation:
So, this lanky teenager (I remember him telling me in a Year 9 Science class, so let's go with him being 14 years old) is sat on the PC in his living room, nobody in the house, furiously masturbating; he'd also decided to put his arm under his leg for some kind of dead-arm pleasure. Anyway, cue his mother opening the front door: Said lanky teenager jumps up, gets cramp in his leg, falls over and lolls around on the floor with his nob out, unable to stand up, whilst his dead arm flails at the keyboard in an attempt to silence the PC that is still playing full-screen material at high volume.
Needless to say his mother walked in and nothing had changed.
This same guy also once got his nob caught in his bannisters at home, and jizzed his pants in (another) Year 9 science lesson.
He was a bit mental.
So, this lanky teenager (I remember him telling me in a Year 9 Science class, so let's go with him being 14 years old) is sat on the PC in his living room, nobody in the house, furiously masturbating; he'd also decided to put his arm under his leg for some kind of dead-arm pleasure. Anyway, cue his mother opening the front door: Said lanky teenager jumps up, gets cramp in his leg, falls over and lolls around on the floor with his nob out, unable to stand up, whilst his dead arm flails at the keyboard in an attempt to silence the PC that is still playing full-screen material at high volume.
Needless to say his mother walked in and nothing had changed.
This same guy also once got his nob caught in his bannisters at home, and jizzed his pants in (another) Year 9 science lesson.
He was a bit mental.
Big News said:
So, this lanky teenager (I remember him telling me in a Year 9 Science class, so let's go with him being 14 years old) is sat on the PC in his living room, nobody in the house, furiously masturbating; he'd also decided to put his arm under his leg for some kind of dead-arm pleasure. Anyway, cue his mother opening the front door: Said lanky teenager jumps up, gets cramp in his leg, falls over and lolls around on the floor with his nob out, unable to stand up, whilst his dead arm flails at the keyboard in an attempt to silence the PC that is still playing full-screen material at high volume.
Needless to say his mother walked in and nothing had changed.
Needless to say his mother walked in and nothing had changed.
Big News said:
There's one that an old schoolmate of mine told me happened to him that still makes me absolutely wet myself every time it's brought up in conversation:
So, this lanky teenager (I remember him telling me in a Year 9 Science class, so let's go with him being 14 years old) is sat on the PC in his living room, nobody in the house, furiously masturbating; he'd also decided to put his arm under his leg for some kind of dead-arm pleasure. Anyway, cue his mother opening the front door: Said lanky teenager jumps up, gets cramp in his leg, falls over and lolls around on the floor with his nob out, unable to stand up, whilst his dead arm flails at the keyboard in an attempt to silence the PC that is still playing full-screen material at high volume.
Needless to say his mother walked in and nothing had changed.
Bit like in The Inbetweeners?So, this lanky teenager (I remember him telling me in a Year 9 Science class, so let's go with him being 14 years old) is sat on the PC in his living room, nobody in the house, furiously masturbating; he'd also decided to put his arm under his leg for some kind of dead-arm pleasure. Anyway, cue his mother opening the front door: Said lanky teenager jumps up, gets cramp in his leg, falls over and lolls around on the floor with his nob out, unable to stand up, whilst his dead arm flails at the keyboard in an attempt to silence the PC that is still playing full-screen material at high volume.
Needless to say his mother walked in and nothing had changed.
James Dean said:
PSBuckshot said:
big dub said:
About 18 years ago now, walked in on my Mum giving her new fella a blow job. I've been using the mind bleach ever since, but it's still there. *shudder*
You don't say that s
t.I do hope you're trolling.
Hang on a tick...
I smell BS.
Jonboy_t said:
On my stag do, one of my mates pulled a complete pig and bought her back to where we were camping for the weekend. He had brought a Transit down with him as he had to dissapear off to work on the Saturday, said Transit seemed like a perfectly good place for me to fall asleep at about 3a.m.
About 5 minutes into my slumber, I was awoken by the back door (of the van) opening and my mate and aforementioned pig coming in to indulge in the horizontal no pants dance. As it was dark, I went completely unnoticed as the back door was shut and clothes ripped off.
About 3 or 4 minutes into my mate groaning like a strangled walrus and me trying not to piss myself laughing, I suddently thought that, in a matter of time (a pretty short matter of time as it happens), they're either going to fall asleep or wipe off and want to get out of the door, which I was now in front of. I was either going to wake them up by exiting, or stand there like a discovered sex pest frantically trying to think of a reason I was watching them bunk up.
I then did something that, to this day, I have no idea why I did and still feel slightly wrong for doing. I grabbed the shining object in the corner of my mates van that turned out to be a breaker bar and used it as a suppository on little miss fksalot. She was under the impression that it was his finger and appeared to enjoy it. Until, that is, I started stroking his face and laughing my bks off whilst he screamed, not knowing where the third hand had come from.
Scared the crap out of him, she punched me in the eye and I have yet to experience something quite that strange, funny or random all at the same time.
....how did you go from not blocking the back door (when they came in) to blocking the back door without them noticing?About 5 minutes into my slumber, I was awoken by the back door (of the van) opening and my mate and aforementioned pig coming in to indulge in the horizontal no pants dance. As it was dark, I went completely unnoticed as the back door was shut and clothes ripped off.
About 3 or 4 minutes into my mate groaning like a strangled walrus and me trying not to piss myself laughing, I suddently thought that, in a matter of time (a pretty short matter of time as it happens), they're either going to fall asleep or wipe off and want to get out of the door, which I was now in front of. I was either going to wake them up by exiting, or stand there like a discovered sex pest frantically trying to think of a reason I was watching them bunk up.
I then did something that, to this day, I have no idea why I did and still feel slightly wrong for doing. I grabbed the shining object in the corner of my mates van that turned out to be a breaker bar and used it as a suppository on little miss f
ksalot. She was under the impression that it was his finger and appeared to enjoy it. Until, that is, I started stroking his face and laughing my bks off whilst he screamed, not knowing where the third hand had come from.Scared the crap out of him, she punched me in the eye and I have yet to experience something quite that strange, funny or random all at the same time.
I smell BS.
monthefish said:
Zwoelf said:
monthefish said:
....how did you go from not blocking the back door (when they came in) to blocking the back door without them noticing?
....By stealthily moving... 
Zwoelf said:
monthefish said:
Zwoelf said:
monthefish said:
....how did you go from not blocking the back door (when they came in) to blocking the back door without them noticing?
....By stealthily moving... Barletta said:
Caught my sister having a play with her foof she was 17 I was 8 
Did the same. At 24 and 29 respectively. One evening a short while thereafter she and her fella came around to watch a film with my wife and I. The women had first choice of DVD, so got sis to stick it on as she was nearest. She opens up the DVD slot - where I seem to have left a particularly informative gentlemen's documentary DVD...
We called it even at that.
Edited by Zwoelf on Wednesday 15th June 20:18
On a lads holiday a few years back i brought a girl back to our room, i heard the TV on so i knew one on my mates had come home early, i asked the girl to wait to see if coast is clear, i walked in to my mate lying sideways on the bed, feet on the floor, hes lay back fast a sleep, pants and undies around his ankles, limp cock in hand with porn on the tv, i walked out without saying anything, she said is it ok to go in, my brain said no but my mouth said yes, i let her walk in alone as im laughing to myself, que the "OH MY GOD" and she came rushing out, to be fair she saw the funny side and said if i wanted to still get my wicked way she wanted to take a picture to show her mates, i said sure, we walked past and got on with it on the balcony..
Same holiday, same friend but a different girl, i took her back to my room, did the deed, it was quite early so i wanted to go back out, she wanted to go sleep, i said ok but ill have a beer on the balcony then come to bed, as i planned she fell asleep, i got dressed and slipped out,
got back to the club my mates were in, told them the story, said friend relayed my info back to me "theres a naked drunk naked girl in our room now asleep?" i confirmed, he made his "excuses" about being ill and made his way back to the room. When we all got back we expected the worse but it was just him in bed asleep, girl had gone, room was tidy, no harm done, nothing was mentioned in the morn, he said she had gone when he got in, not until we got home and had the disposable camera developed that there was numerous pics he had taken of said girl..
she was naked, lay on her side, knees up.. theres a pic of him resting his member on her forehead with him smiling and giving it the old thumbs up, another pic is him holding the rooms phone to her lady garden and bum as if having a conversation, another of a beer bottle top placed between bum cheeks and another of just his head and face with no expression and her bum and bits next to him, to this day he swears he cant remember even after seeing the pics (and before anyone asks, the camera which belonged to my other friend, he kept the pictures for "safe keeping" as my photography mate had a GF at the time!
And one last quick one, not sure if same holiday but same place and same hotel (why go somewhere else when this place never fails) i take a girl back, do the deed, shes not on the pill so she takes a mouth full of man fat, we go back out to meet up with friends, she gets pissed off im not showing her anymore attention, decides to try and piss me off my kissing one of my friends which totally back fires as ive told other mates what shes been 'drinking' less than 30 mins before, cue his nick name cum breath for the rest of the holiday!
Same holiday, same friend but a different girl, i took her back to my room, did the deed, it was quite early so i wanted to go back out, she wanted to go sleep, i said ok but ill have a beer on the balcony then come to bed, as i planned she fell asleep, i got dressed and slipped out,
got back to the club my mates were in, told them the story, said friend relayed my info back to me "theres a naked drunk naked girl in our room now asleep?" i confirmed, he made his "excuses" about being ill and made his way back to the room. When we all got back we expected the worse but it was just him in bed asleep, girl had gone, room was tidy, no harm done, nothing was mentioned in the morn, he said she had gone when he got in, not until we got home and had the disposable camera developed that there was numerous pics he had taken of said girl..
she was naked, lay on her side, knees up.. theres a pic of him resting his member on her forehead with him smiling and giving it the old thumbs up, another pic is him holding the rooms phone to her lady garden and bum as if having a conversation, another of a beer bottle top placed between bum cheeks and another of just his head and face with no expression and her bum and bits next to him, to this day he swears he cant remember even after seeing the pics (and before anyone asks, the camera which belonged to my other friend, he kept the pictures for "safe keeping" as my photography mate had a GF at the time!
And one last quick one, not sure if same holiday but same place and same hotel (why go somewhere else when this place never fails) i take a girl back, do the deed, shes not on the pill so she takes a mouth full of man fat, we go back out to meet up with friends, she gets pissed off im not showing her anymore attention, decides to try and piss me off my kissing one of my friends which totally back fires as ive told other mates what shes been 'drinking' less than 30 mins before, cue his nick name cum breath for the rest of the holiday!
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