Insults you never hear anymore

[snowy slopes]

You've got a mouth full of dung! Heard on diy sos

[JulianHJ]

DrTre said:

"You've got skills"
"Cheers"
"Yeah, it means African Bum Disease"

I remember that one from the mid-eighties, but what did it actually mean?

Was it an obscure AIDS reference? I missed the point then, and I've still not got a clue what it meant...

[8Ace]

JulianHJ said:

DrTre said:

"You've got skills"
"Cheers"
"Yeah, it means African Bum Disease"

I remember that one from the mid-eighties, but what did it actually mean?

Was it an obscure AIDS reference? I missed the point then, and I've still not got a clue what it meant...

We used that at our primary school. Until today, I have never met or spoken to anyone else that has head of A.B.D. Thanks.

Mind, our school was it was fairly well advanced in terms of insults, I remember using the word chav (in current meaning) in 1987. It's definitely not a recent invention.

The phrase "hairy bazooka" didn't seem to catch on, despite being very funny indeed.

Edited by 8Ace on Wednesday 14th October 16:48

[Westy Pre-Lit]

These where my favorite at school over 25 years ago.

Puggit said:

Joey Deacon

Said with you tongue in you bottom lip.

spitfire-ian said:

Wazzock

others we used to use was.

You Spasmodic Spasmoid or Spactard.

Edited by Westy Pre-Lit on Wednesday 14th October 18:09

[qube_TA]

nobhead

[F355gtb2009]

williamp said:

You Brosette

we use that!

[F355gtb2009]

chinny reckons? anybody used to do that??

[anonymous-user]

Burnham said:

Mongchild

Div-kid is another good'un.

Even though it seems common in films, it's been years since I actually heard somebody say either motherfker or cocksucker, they need resurrecting. I'm also trying to use douchebag as much as possible.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

F355gtb2009 said:

chinny reckons? anybody used to do that??

We used to say "Chinney wag oopss arhhhhhh" while flicking your hand forward underneath your chin......arh the memories.

[Los Palmas 7]

Asterix said:

Pillock!

I'm doing my best to keep "Pillock" alive and use it at least bi-weekly.

[Marf]

F355gtb2009 said:

chinny reckons? anybody used to do that??

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=759857&mid=31403&i=40

[F355gtb2009]

ahh awesome

[MrGman]

Asterix said:

Pillock!

My favourite old skool insult, although i always use 'dozy pillock'

[Los Palmas 7]

MrGman said:

Asterix said:

Pillock!

My favourite old skool insult, although i always use 'dozy pillock'

And its feminine equivalent, "Dozy Cow".

[Mojooo]

ginger

[f1dget]

Dunderheid?

[funkyboogalooo]

Benson

[GekkoRules]

I use the hybrid 'mongtard' to great effect.

Sleekitman - Bawbag is alive and well and living in Glasgow Its also getting big in Richmond due to my campaign to get it in use.

[captainzep]

Old Norse:

"Thú ert brúr Svínfellsáss, em sagt er, hverja ir níunda nótt ok geri hann thik at konu!"

You are the bride of the Svïnafell troll, as people say, and every ninth night he treats you like a woman.

[SGirl]

Los Palmas 7 said:

MrGman said:

Asterix said:

Pillock!

My favourite old skool insult, although i always use 'dozy pillock'

And its feminine equivalent, "Dozy Cow".

Or "dozy bint". Though that's not especially antiquated, I use it all the time!

A few trips down memory lane on this thread. Wally, dipstick, twerp, prat. All words that should be dusted down and revived IMO!