People you fancy but know you shouldn't!

[Hedders]

Matt Black said:

Oh Helena I'd certainly Bone 'er Farter!

That's a bit of a stretch! Allegedly.

[Cock Womble 7]

Smashed said:

my mates say I'm weird for this one, Helena Bonham Carter

No shame there son - I even fancied her when she played a chimp in "Planet Of The Apes".



Ever done it "monkey style"?

Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Friday 23 July 22:17

[MGB Boy]

So I've got Kat Von D all to myself?


Awesome, I'm off to the the US

[RV8]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Ever done it "monkey style"?

Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Friday 23 July 22:17

Is that where you chase down the object of your affections, through a forrest, screeching, while simultaneously throwing your own faeces?

Monkeys get to have all the fun.

[judas]

WorAl said:

Ace-T said:

Reload said:

Smashed said:

my mates say I'm weird for this one, Helena Bonham Carter



but check this out!

Not at all. I totally agree with you. Strangely, the more gothic she looks the better in my eyes!

Oh I will regret this I know, but I would.

Russell Brand is my other guilty secret.

Trace

woah hold it, 15 mins has ellapsed and this hasn't been picked up. PH is slacking today.

Any other guilty secrets you'd like to divulge?

Well, she's promised me a threesome with Winona Ryder should the opportunity ever arise.

I'm a lucky, lucky man

[mrmr96]

Jonny671 said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Was now a bit mental, "harasses" employees by walking around naked, trailer trash?
I still would!

Definately.

And can look like this if she wants too;

In her hey-day she was probably the sexist woman on the planet. These days... well not so much. I hate to break it to you, but that photo has been HEAVILY photoshopped. (I still would though, obvisouly.)

Here's some 'before and afters' she released last year:

[Alex]

She looks better in the "before" pictures.

[Shaolin]

Cock Womble 7 said:

No shame there son - I even fancied her when she played a chimp in "Planet Of The Apes".

Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Friday 23 July 22:17

Glad it's not just me then

[Cock Womble 7]

Alex said:

She looks better in the "before" pictures.

Agreed. I kind of like the bruises.

[CTS86]

hondafanatic said:

Michelle Gomez from Green Wing

Good shout, but I prefer the other mad one, although this is the only photo I could find & I fully appreciate it does nothing to support my case!



Also find Dobbie from Peep Show strangely appealing...



But my favourite is Louise Minchin (newsreader with the bowl haircut). She was on one of those st celebrity dancing shows a few months back in a pair of stockings. Mmmm...

[Matt Black]

Alex said:

She looks better in the "before" pictures.

Agreed apart from the tramp stamp removal!

[Cock Womble 7]

CTS86 said:

Is that one for Viz's "Up The Arse Corner"?

[cornishgirl]

Vron said:

Yes, yes, YES!!!!




No


Eughhh

I prefer the older gentleman.


Creepy.

Edited by Vron on Friday 23 July 19:52

But if you shouldn't fancy but have a sneaking longing for (older)blond men then:



or even better

[Poncho pilot]

From GMTV's much acclaimed 'the weather' the delightful Clair Nasir.

[ClintonB]

Poncho pilot said:

From GMTV's much acclaimed 'the weather' the delightful Clair Nasir.

She'd be quite nice if she didn't descend into such dreadful barrel impressions:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1296669/...

[WorAl]

ClintonB said:

Poncho pilot said:

From GMTV's much acclaimed 'the weather' the delightful Clair Nasir.

She'd be quite nice if she didn't descend into such dreadful barrel impressions:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1296669/...

My fking god, I mean I usually have a laugh and say I wouldn't when I probably would as I'm no oil painting, but Jesus H, I'd rather fk a bucket of rusty nails. She's not even in proportion fat, her body is just all over the bloody place.

[M3John]

MGB Boy said:

So I've got Kat Von D all to myself?


Awesome, I'm off to the the US

Wooooooooooooow there. Now i wouldn't say no to Miss KVD myself. Although she does go against what i look for - the graffiti for a start but, christ have you herd her speak. She wouldn't have to get even remotely close to me and it'd be game over !

[Matt Black]

WorAl said:

ClintonB said:

Poncho pilot said:

From GMTV's much acclaimed 'the weather' the delightful Clair Nasir.

She'd be quite nice if she didn't descend into such dreadful barrel impressions:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1296669/...

My fking god, I mean I usually have a laugh and say I wouldn't when I probably would as I'm no oil painting, but Jesus H, I'd rather fk a bucket of rusty nails. She's not even in proportion fat, her body is just all over the bloody place.

Don't sit on the fence now!

[markh1973]

Superhoop1904 said:

oh, I have another.....



..er from Eastenders

can I have her and stacey as a bit of an 'enders council bird fest

[Vron]

cornishgirl said:

Vron said:

Yes, yes, YES!!!!




No


Eughhh

I prefer the older gentleman.


Creepy.

Edited by Vron on Friday 23 July 19:52

But if you shouldn't fancy but have a sneaking longing for (older)blond men then:



or even better

I raise you