Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[Ari]

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.

Anyone?

[Scabutz]

Ari said:

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.

Anyone?

I think its regarded that Thomas Edison stole a number of Nikola Teslas ideas and inventions.

[MartG]

Ari said:

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.

Anyone?

Thomas Edison is well known for stealing other people's ideas and claiming them as his own, including those of Nikola Tesla

[james-witton]

MartG said:

Ari said:

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.

Anyone?

Thomas Edison is well known for stealing other people's ideas and claiming them as his own, including those of Nikola Tesla

One for the Geek Joke thread methinks.

[deckster]

james-witton said:

MartG said:

Ari said:

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.

Anyone?

Thomas Edison is well known for stealing other people's ideas and claiming them as his own, including those of Nikola Tesla

One for the Geek Joke thread methinks.

Or maybe the 'two seconds with google' thread.

[MartG]

james-witton said:

MartG said:

Ari said:

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.

Anyone?

Thomas Edison is well known for stealing other people's ideas and claiming them as his own, including those of Nikola Tesla

One for the Geek Joke thread methinks.

Pretty sure it was in there a few years ago

[nonsequitur]

james-witton said:

One for the Geek Joke thread methinks.

How much does a Greek urn. About ten Drachma a week. ooops.

[iwantagta]

Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can.

[Doofus]

nonsequitur said:

How much does a Greek urn. About ten Drachma a week. ooops.

I think you mean "What's a Greek urn?"

[fatboy18]

A Winner Is You said:

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

I've no idea, but I'm sure some bright spark will come along and tell us

[Scabutz]

iwantagta said:

Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can.

I like this, alot.

[silverfoxcc]

Back in 1960 some enterprising ad agency in Liverpool booked the cast of The Magnificent Seven to do an advert for a new aftershave. Total disaster only 6 arrived

Yul never wore cologne

[psi310398]

silverfoxcc said:

Back in 1960 some enterprising ad agency in Liverpool booked the cast of The Magnificent Seven to do an advert for a new aftershave. Total disaster only 6 arrived

Yul never wore cologne

That is admirably awful...

[So]

psi310398 said:

silverfoxcc said:

Back in 1960 some enterprising ad agency in Liverpool booked the cast of The Magnificent Seven to do an advert for a new aftershave. Total disaster only 6 arrived

Yul never wore cologne

That is admirably awful...

Clever.

[Frimley111R]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Success is like pregnancy, everyone says 'Congratulations', but now one knows how many times you got fked!

I like that.

[Petrus1983]

Monkeylegend said:

Petrus1983 said:

How do you get a fat bird into bed?

Piece of cake.

And a £38 bottle of cheap plonk.

Not funny

[Blatter]

Trophy Husband said:

How long does it take a scouser to walk two tiny dogs around the park.

Chihuahuas!

That deserves more credit

(Say it out loud in a broad scouse accent)

[phazed]

silverfoxcc said:

Back in 1960 some enterprising ad agency in Liverpool booked the cast of The Magnificent Seven to do an advert for a new aftershave. Total disaster only 6 arrived

Yul never wore cologne

That is brilliant!

[SCEtoAUX]

silverfoxcc said:

Back in 1960 some enterprising ad agency in Liverpool booked the cast of The Magnificent Seven to do an advert for a new aftershave. Total disaster only 6 arrived

Yul never wore cologne

Very good, though if I were telling it I'd hint at Yul Bryner more:

Back in 1960 some enterprising ad agency in Liverpool booked the cast of The Magnificent Seven to do an advert for a new aftershave. Sadly the bald one didn't turn up.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

grumpy52 said:

The difference between the sexes , if a woman says smell this then it probably smells nice .

Unless it's Gemma Collins.