Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 21]
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BlueMR2

9,223 posts

223 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Krikkit said:
I wonder, if you were feeling brave, you could create a W12 Phaeton by sacrificing the boring A8 for its running gear and ECUs. Probably need about 1000 years with a laptop to get it running mind.
Or you could just buy a factory W12, if you can find one.

SimonTheSailor

12,821 posts

249 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Nicks90 said:
....... and more reliable. Even if the yamaha V8 isn't the last word in reliability....
That's the bit I would want to be reliable !


biggbn

29,464 posts

241 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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SimonTheSailor said:
Nicks90 said:
....... and more reliable. Even if the yamaha V8 isn't the last word in reliability....
That's the bit I would want to be reliable !
The Yamaha engine ain't a bad one to be fair. I'm sure only certain years, 05 rings a bell, had bearing issues?

grudas

1,380 posts

189 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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I haven't shared my barge here yet.. sold the crown in December and got this..



it's on air ride, only sits this low when parked up smile

Bannock

8,559 posts

51 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Mother of Christ.

mholt1995

569 posts

102 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Figured I'd update the thread on my L322 as I've just ticked over 1000 miles in it since picking it up a month ago.

It's accidentally become my daily as the S60 has been sat waiting for front suspension parts and is finally being sorted on Thursday.

My describe-in-a-sentence still remains "It's an immensely capable car, but you pay for the capability."

God it's lovely.
God it's bloody expensive at an average 19mpg over those 1000 miles. Best I've had on a run is 27mpg.

I replaced the dodgy driver's headlight (£80) and passenger wing mirror (£105) with used parts so they're all good now and I'm no longer worried about my headlight catching fire!

I sourced a CD changer cartridge (£21) and fitted it so I could get the most out of the Harman Kardon Logic 7 system - it's easily on par with the other best system I've had in a car, the B&O in my B9 A4. Bloody brilliant.

I bought one of the fancy pop-out cupholders (£23) but haven't been able to fit it as I'm missing a screw (which can only be bought as a pack of 20!) and am not entirely sure how to (assuming it's even possible to) retrofit it.

I'm going to drop it into a local specialist who's done some work on my cousin's dad's LRs in the past for a proper inspection at some point soon as there's some bits I could do with properly diagnosing.

The current fettling list stands at (probably in priority order):
- The hole in the driver's rear arch (had a quote for this now, looking about £500 all in to procure and weld in a repair panel, would only go as far as primer for the paint)
- An oil weep from the front diff needs investigating, this may be related to a whine at 30-50mph that increases with road speed and only on acceleration, gear selected/engine rpm makes no difference.
- Some vibration through the steering wheel when turning at low speeds needs investigating, probably a suspension bush
- A second gearbox oil service (to complete the full flush) is needed following the first one a few months before I bought the car
- The sunroof drains are blocked - this resulted in quite a lot of water getting into the headlining and some of the electronics when we had the bad storms a couple of weeks ago (I'm going to seal the sunroof and pull the fuse as a workaround for now as sorting this will be somewhat intense/expensive I expect). Unfortunately this has resulted in some of the headlining splitting from the backing so will need to be re-glued.
- A new rear undertray is needed, current one split and hangs down
- A parcel shelf is needed
- New hill descent control switch needed
- Driver's heated seat doesn't work
- The door cards all need some work - some hot glue originally applied no longer glues certain pieces of plastic to the door card
- Passenger seat needs new leather on the seat base

It's also been put to work camping, serving as a wedding car and on a large tip run - handled all with ease!

Will get it to and through the MOT in January and see where we go from there.

Lovely car. Probably a bit too rich for my pockets.

grudas

1,380 posts

189 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Bannock said:
Mother of Christ.
it's not your usual thread barge.. ! being a jap import, toyota celsior.. it's got some nice extras.

bin for one and my favourite, wool interior. So plush.

QBee

22,014 posts

165 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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grudas said:
Bannock said:
Mother of Christ.
it's not your usual thread barge.. ! being a jap import, toyota celsior.. it's got some nice extras.

bin for one and my favourite, wool interior. So plush.
Thanks for the explanation - I had assumed it was a Toyota Hail Mary from the reaction above

CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

201 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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grudas said:
I haven't shared my barge here yet.. sold the crown in December and got this..



it's on air ride, only sits this low when parked up smile
Fancy enough I suppose, but it's no Mondeo is it?

grudas

1,380 posts

189 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Fancy enough I suppose, but it's no Mondeo is it?
its good but no mondeo or rover 75!

Emeye

9,780 posts

244 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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grudas said:
I haven't shared my barge here yet.. sold the crown in December and got this..



it's on air ride, only sits this low when parked up smile
That is awesome.

21st Century Man

42,554 posts

269 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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VIP

VIG

ChocolateFrog

34,418 posts

194 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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If you accept that all L322's at the bottom of the market are a liability then this one doesn't seem too bad a punt at all if you're handy with the spanners.

Advert seems reasonably honest.








ChocolateFrog

34,418 posts

194 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Only actually ever failed one MOT, which is pretty impressive for a LR product of that vintage and mileage.

jon_273

130 posts

108 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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ConnectionError said:
jon_273 said:
BlueMR2 said:
Sterillium said:
Dirty diesel Phaeton, £3795, what could possibly go wrong...




https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202208259...
Probably a 50p engine seal that needs the engine out.

EDIT- £615 road tax too.
I am pretty sure a lot of people rule these out because they don't know anthing about them. The 3.0 TDI is a proven engine used in lots of Audi models, this is the later 240PS version so should not have any swirl flaps or injector issues like the earlier engines sometimes suffered with. The ZF 6 speed and torsen 4motion are reliable too. Plenty of potential for cheap comfortable motoring.
And some eye watering costs.

I colleague had one some years ago. A headlamp bulb broke, to repair needed the front to be totally stripped down. VW quoted something crazy like £1700.00 to do the work.

He part exchanged it with a broken bulb.
That one I can attest to, there about 47 screws to remove the bumper and get the headlight off. But like all of these cars, the key is to be able to do it yourself and not have to take it to the dealership. No different from other brands in that regard surely.

In my case I had to repeat the process a few days later as it turned out to be a worn cable for the cornering headlight and not the bulb itself that was causing the flickering. Looks more daunting that it actually was.


CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

201 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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jon_273 said:
Looks more daunting that it actually was.

Blimey. Easy for you to say...! Looks pretty intimidating to me.

Chromegrill

1,134 posts

107 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
That was a happy post hehe I must admit there is very little that interests me post-2012 or so, and many of the cars I really want are approaching 15-20 years old or more. It is difficult knowing what to do once the LS460 goes.
Why would it go anywhere other than with you? I thought Lexuses were the automobile answer to cochroaches, effectively able to go on forever?

TyrannosauRoss Lex

36,474 posts

233 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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Chromegrill said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
That was a happy post hehe I must admit there is very little that interests me post-2012 or so, and many of the cars I really want are approaching 15-20 years old or more. It is difficult knowing what to do once the LS460 goes.
Why would it go anywhere other than with you? I thought Lexuses were the automobile answer to cochroaches, effectively able to go on forever?
I'll probably sell it eventually though is what I meant.

JeremyH5

1,795 posts

156 months

Tuesday 20th September 2022
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Chromegrill said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
That was a happy post hehe I must admit there is very little that interests me post-2012 or so, and many of the cars I really want are approaching 15-20 years old or more. It is difficult knowing what to do once the LS460 goes.
Why would it go anywhere other than with you? I thought Lexuses were the automobile answer to cochroaches, effectively able to go on forever?
I'll probably sell it eventually though is what I meant.
These vehicles must be cherished for life. Yours!
Come on Ross, stick with the program.

nobrakes

3,744 posts

219 months

Wednesday 21st September 2022
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JeremyH5 said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Chromegrill said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
That was a happy post hehe I must admit there is very little that interests me post-2012 or so, and many of the cars I really want are approaching 15-20 years old or more. It is difficult knowing what to do once the LS460 goes.
Why would it go anywhere other than with you? I thought Lexuses were the automobile answer to cochroaches, effectively able to go on forever?
I'll probably sell it eventually though is what I meant.
These vehicles must be cherished for life. Yours!
Come on Ross, stick with the program.
Yes, stick with the program (but pm me when you want to off load it - best offer, innit!)

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