A bit council (Vol 4)

[bobbysmithy]

HTP99 said:

A very chavy daughter of a friend of ours bought this electric quad bike for their 3 and 5 year old daughters for Christmas:



It was £550 it was built in their flat, they can't get it out as its too big!

They are proper chavvy, the girls are all pink glitter, expensive clothes, hair bows etc and yet they have no money, so the parent of the daughter pays the rent for them!

I seen chavs with these yesterday

[MartG]

bobbysmithy said:

I seen chavs with these yesterday

'seen' instead of 'saw' - council

[nonsequitur]

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

Not dressing for the weather.
/
My recent favourite - people wearing cotton tracksuits in the pissing rain.

And the thinnest of thin open canvas shoes / sandals.

[anonymous-user]

alorotom said:

it’s just the perpetuation of ignorant misconceptions is massively annoying

You never let irony go over your head, you catch it..

[g3org3y]

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

My recent favourite - people wearing cotton tracksuits in the pissing rain.

EFA.

Unless you're doing some kind of sport.

[bobtail4x4]

In Pateley Bridge yesterday, I spotted someone walking about the park in the middle of town with a metal detector,
assuming he had lost keys or something, thought nothing of it,

until he started digging a hole a foot or so deep in the turf.

[Cotty]

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

Not dressing for the weather.

Like this

[talksthetorque]

Cotty said:

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

Not dressing for the weather.

Like this

How to tell that someone's dad is actually the postman.

[Paddymcc]

This Christmas the new local council estate decided to erect a Christmas grotto on the way out of their estate and dedicate it to some young lad that died in a different city last summer.

[alorotom]

talksthetorque said:

Cotty said:

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

Not dressing for the weather.

Like this

How to tell that someone's dad is actually the postman.

Or from Newcastle

[V8mate]

alorotom said:

talksthetorque said:

Cotty said:

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

Not dressing for the weather.

Like this

How to tell that someone's dad is actually the postman.

Or from Newcastle

What, wearing that heavy shirt? There's snow on the ground - he'd have deigned to wear a vest if he was in Newcastle.

[alorotom]

V8mate said:

alorotom said:

talksthetorque said:

Cotty said:

ThumperMc said:

A nice basic one...

Not dressing for the weather.

Like this

How to tell that someone's dad is actually the postman.

Or from Newcastle

What, wearing that heavy shirt? There's snow on the ground - he'd have deigned to wear a vest if he was in Newcastle.

Not of he is a softie he wouldn’t - a short sleeved shirt would be fitting

[ArsE82]

MartG said:

bobbysmithy said:

I seen chavs with these yesterday

'seen' instead of 'saw' - council

Yes!

[anonymous-user]

[RMDB9]

Isnt that where the guy with the warts and Rickenbaker lives.

[yanyan]

MartG said:

bobbysmithy said:

I seen chavs with these yesterday

'seen' instead of 'saw' - council

+1

[BrundanBianchi]

Countdown said:

Gender Reveal Parties.

[paulguitar]

BrundanBianchi said:

Countdown said:

Gender Reveal Parties.

Jesus Christ. Sick bds.

[Algarve]

I thought the pilot comment was funny tbh

[Dog Star]

Algarve said:

I thought the pilot comment was funny tbh

It's up there with "My grandad died at Auschwitz"
"Oh no, what happened?"
"Fell off the watchtower".

Dunno if Mrs DS's dad ever said to any Germans on holiday "Oh yes, I visited Bremen (or wherever) during the war" (he was in a Lancaster).