Geek Jokes

[ajprice]

e-honda said:

Mammasaid said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Well, I’ve got four arms!

And a four head?

What about skin?

One skin, two skin, three skin...

[MartG]

[take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey]

e-honda said:

Mammasaid said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Well, I’ve got four arms!

And a four head?

What about skin?

How many candles do you have?

[e-honda]

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey said:

How many candles do you have?

I have 4 candles
I don't think this is going to work on a text based medium and I'm not on tiktok.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

credit: http://viz.co.uk/

[timbo999]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

credit: http://viz.co.uk/

Misses one vital step - go outside when you pump up the balloons, otherwise its pointless...

[Clockwork Cupcake]

timbo999 said:

Misses one vital step - go outside when you pump up the balloons, otherwise its pointless...

Like a broken pencil.

[shambolic]

I bought a really bad thesaurus last week. It was terrible. In fact you could even say it was terrible.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

shambolic said:

I bought a really bad thesaurus last week. It was terrible. In fact you could even say it was terrible.

That actually made me chuckle.

[captain_cynic]

The first rule of thesaurus club is that you do not discuss, converse, gossip, gab, prattle, jabber or communicate about thesaurus club.

[McGee_22]

[Strangely Brown]

McGee_22 said:

With glasses that thick it is probably a Doyouthinkhesaurus.

[Skyedriver]

Young son sees Daddy in the shower, "Daddy, what's those for?"

"Four!"

Courtesy of ISIRTA about 50 year ago...

[Nimby]

FOUR?

(ISIRTA running gag)

[Dr Jekyll]

[FA57REN]

Dr Jekyll said:

Bastiat, not Keynes

Generous excuse: perhaps they were broken by an invisible hand...

Edited by FA57REN on Tuesday 31st August 19:38

[Dr Jekyll]

FA57REN said:

Dr Jekyll said:

Bastiat, not Keynes

Generous excuse: perhaps they were broken by an invisible hand...

Edited by FA57REN on Tuesday 31st August 19:38

Given that Bastiat actually argued against the idea that broken windows provided economic stimulus, I think it's reasonable to suspect the Keynesian faction.

[FA57REN]

Keynes never supported the concept, it was a straw man used by some of his critics.

So, neither economist can be blamed

[mko9]

Broken Windows theory was more of a sociology thing, rather than an economic thing. You are looking for Wilson and Kelling.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/broken-windows-th...

[Mannginger]