Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[kowalski655]

The Morrisons as with pictures of their staff and suppliers,with the HDR turned up to 11

[Bluedot]

The latest pretentious Apple Mac one.

[swisstoni]

Just saw a Volvo v60 ‘family’ ad.
All usual Politically Correct cast members present.

[cqueen]

Yeah that horrific Apple piano advert instantly puts me in a foul mood.

Also just noticed that Lloyds bank are now jumping on the mental health bandwagon - WTF has it got to do with banking? Just another new age trendy way to pretend they care.

[poing]

Bunch of women jumping on small trampoline things celebrating the fact they all pissed themselves.

[Sheets Tabuer]

poing said:

Bunch of women jumping on small trampoline things celebrating the fact they all pissed themselves.

Not being a woman I assumed they were all normal like blokes but apparently they are constantly pissing themselves.

[kowalski655]

cqueen said:

Yeah that horrific Apple piano advert instantly puts me in a foul mood.

Also just noticed that Lloyds bank are now jumping on the mental health bandwagon - WTF has it got to do with banking? Just another new age trendy way to pretend they care.

That seems to be spreading! The Kendall Calling festival had a radio as..."we're sold out,so here's an ad about guide dogs"!
WTF!
And it ends "SEE you there"!

[Solocle]

One from America:
“You bought a car. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. Then you totaled him.”

I can’t find a completely unmodified version, but this should give you a good enough idea: https://youtu.be/Eocpwj7hOdE

[anonymous-user]

Literally any car advert where some twasock is driving along, paying no attention what-so-ever to the road in front of them and then the car has to save some small kid who's "unexpectedly" run out in front of said moron using it's emergency braking / avoidance system.

Nissan are the worst offenders for this, as their cars are it seems almost entirely driven by careless muppets more interested in checking their TwitFace profile than actually driving the hateful crap-box of a car they have just bought.......

[anonymous-user]

Them women bouncing up n down who say they have had a moment
I had one too

[bristolracer]

The Apple artist one.
hipster nonsense

[Biker 1]

bristolracer said:

The Apple artist one.
hipster nonsense

Presumably you mean that utterly ste ad with the fking annoying scratchy 'music' soundtrack? It makes my teeth itch - worse than running your nails down a blackboard!

[Blown2CV]

wormus said:

i saw this for the first time the other day. So stupid.

[Biker 1]

Blown2CV said:

i saw this for the first time the other day. So stupid.

& fugly.....

[Blown2CV]

Biker 1 said:

Blown2CV said:

i saw this for the first time the other day. So stupid.

& fugly.....

i know it's just a 'bit of fun' but i think if i was a car salesman and some prospects were sitting in a showroom car with the sound blaring, and ignoring everything i said, i'd be telling them to GTFO pronto

[Silverbullet767]

The new Peugeot ad with Sebastian Loeb. When showing off one of the main features, the reversing camera. He demonstrates it by not even using it, as a real driver wouldn't.

[Deranged Rover]

The new BT Plus one with the woman hearing New Order as she walks along.

The ad is fine but which grammatical imbecile came up with the strapline: "Our best connection in and out the home"?

[Blown2CV]

Silverbullet767 said:

The new Peugeot ad with Sebastian Loeb. When showing off one of the main features, the reversing camera. He demonstrates it by not even using it, as a real driver wouldn't.

my Dad told me recently that he's ordered a car that had a reversing camera. That struck me as weird, although he maintains he does use it. He could be the only person in the world that does - I just thought they were for bragging rights, which aren't very valid any more as all cars have them.

[Brilad]

I had to go on holiday recently to America.

I was given a Nissan Cashcow equivalent and the only good thing about it was the reversing camera - I reversed normally but used it for the last bit - and to make sure no-one suddenly came at my rear with a hot rod.

[Jonesy23]

Brilad said:

to make sure no-one suddenly came at my rear with a hot rod.

Worrying the locals might think you were Edward II?