offside, nearside, inside lane, outside lane....
offside, nearside, inside lane, outside lane....
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Flat-6

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2,347 posts

195 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Why do people still insist on using archaic and confusing terminology?

E.G:
Off-side / Near-side
Whats this even for?? whats wrong with left/right? is it just to confuse foreigners?

Inside / Outside lanes
Why is the "inside lane" on the outer edge of the motorway????

And when you get to an island, then what? is the outside lane the one on the inside of the roundabout?


AAArggggh
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Some less intelligent people seem to have taken this as a serious post, its not, its just for a laugh people.

Edited by Flat-6 on Tuesday 7th February 10:15

giantdefy

700 posts

138 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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The offside/nearside clearly describes which side of a car you are talking about whereas right/left depends on which way you are looking at it.

Stormfly1985

2,830 posts

191 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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If don't understand inside and outside lane then you should just hand in your driving licence now.

Mandat

4,459 posts

263 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Flat-6 said:
Why do people still insist on using archaic and confusing terminology?

E.G:
Off-side / Near-side
Whats this even for?? whats wrong with left/right? is it just to confuse foreigners?

Inside / Outside lanes
Why is the "inside lane" on the outer edge of the motorway????

And when you get to an island, then what? is the outside lane the one on the inside of the roundabout?


AAArggggh
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Using left / right can be more confusing, as it depends on which direction the person is viewing it.

By having specific terms for each location, you remove the potential for confusion.



Riley Blue

23,038 posts

251 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Flat-6 said:
Why do people still insist on using archaic and confusing terminology?

E.G:
Off-side / Near-side
Whats this even for?? whats wrong with left/right? is it just to confuse foreigners?
On the left (or right) looking at the front of the vehicle or from the driver's seat?

Flat-6 said:
Inside / Outside lanes
Why is the "inside lane" on the outer edge of the motorway????

And when you get to an island, then what? is the outside lane the one on the inside of the roundabout?

AAArggggh
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I prefer 'Lane One', 'Lane Two' and 'Lane Three' - starting from the nearside of course.

ajcj

798 posts

230 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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giantdefy said:
The offside/nearside clearly describes which side of a car you are talking about whereas right/left depends on which way you are looking at it.
Really? I've never known which is which and avoid these terms at all costs because of the potential for confusion. Is nearside near the kerb or near the driver? And offside is not an intuitive word - does it mean in front of the ball, or on the other side from the batsman's legs?

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

151 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Flat-6 said:
Off-side / Near-side
Whats this even for?? whats wrong with left/right? is it just to confuse foreigners?

(Let's ignore the fact that's a cack-hander in a RHtraffic country, shall we?)

Which headlight do you need? The one on the left of the picture, or the one on the right of the picture?

Flat-6 said:
Inside / Outside lanes
Why is the "inside lane" on the outer edge of the motorway????
Now that's a different kettle of fish...

Name these lanes from the shoulder to the central reservation...

or


And that's why they're L1, L2, L3, L4, L5 etc.

Flat-6

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195 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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giantdefy said:
The offside/nearside clearly describes which side of a car you are talking about whereas right/left depends on which way you are looking at it.
Why would anyone describe a side when looking at it from the front?

Using your logic RHD/LHD is confusing........

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

151 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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anonymous said:
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So the NS headlight is different for a LHD car and a RHD one, even though they're both in the UK?

Flat-6

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Monday 6th February 2017
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TooMany2cvs said:

(Let's ignore the fact that's a cack-hander in a RHtraffic country, shall we?)

Which headlight do you need? The one on the left of the picture, or the one on the right of the picture?
Front-right - and its german, so their off-side/nearside would be wrong anyway...

Or passenger-side, in this case.

Edited by Flat-6 on Monday 6th February 17:21

Flat-6

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Monday 6th February 2017
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Stormfly1985 said:
If don't understand inside and outside lane then you should just hand in your driving licence now.
They are also opposite in the US.................


Flat-6

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Monday 6th February 2017
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anonymous said:
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Exactly, therefore right/left is perfectly valid.

oh and the EU has banned such idiocy.

Stormfly1985

2,830 posts

191 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Flat-6 said:
They are also opposite in the US.................
You can also turn right on a red light (in most circumstances) but what has the US got to do with driving in the UK? wink

NickCQ

5,392 posts

121 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Nanook said:
giantdefy said:
The offside/nearside clearly describes which side of a car you are talking about whereas right/left depends on which way you are looking at it.
I use port and starboard laugh
exactly what I was going to say!

Nimby

5,536 posts

175 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Stormfly1985 said:
If don't understand inside and outside lane then you should just hand in your driving licence now.
What's the inside lane while on a roundabout?

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

151 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Nimby said:
What's the inside lane while on a roundabout?
It's the one on the outside of the roundabout, obviously.

VGTICE

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112 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Stormfly1985 said:
If don't understand inside and outside lane then you should just hand in your driving licence now.
If you think about it looking at a dual carriage way for example you wouldn't say that the central reservation is on the outside of the road would you? But with reference to lanes the lanes next to the central reservation are called outside lanes and the lanes near kerb are inside.

caelite

4,282 posts

137 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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numtumfutunch

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163 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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romeogolf

2,112 posts

144 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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I agree with the OP.

On multi-lane roads, lane 1, lane 2, lane 3 etc is the easiest and clearest description.

And I always say "left-hand" or "right-hand" side and I think the vast majority of people would take it to mean from the position of sitting in the car, not looking at it. In the same way that we don't get confused with calling it right-hand drive, we know we mean on the right-hand side of the car when you're sitting in it not looking at it.