Men of PH, a lesson to all...don't veet your balls
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Yes the title is not incorrect, I am currently sat in the corner of a small council owned communty hall, surrounded by 50 adults with SEN, unable to move as my testicles are on fire.
It started out this evening as normal, except when getting ready to go out I thought I'd tend to the garden seeing as the good GF obliges, a night all dressed up would hopefully be productive and i'd been neglecting the gardening for a while (totally pre-occupied).
Taking the easy way out after seeing the male equivalent of the amazon I thought to take a risk with a tube of veet, after reading the outside if it's good for both the anus and labia it must be perfectly fine for the old chap and cherries...how wrong I was!
I've not stopped sweating, my balls now resemble aforementioned but now fully ripe cherries. Sudocrem helps but only lasts for 2 hours tops, it's been a good 3 hours now!!!
Men of PH, do not, under any circumstance veet your balls!
It started out this evening as normal, except when getting ready to go out I thought I'd tend to the garden seeing as the good GF obliges, a night all dressed up would hopefully be productive and i'd been neglecting the gardening for a while (totally pre-occupied).
Taking the easy way out after seeing the male equivalent of the amazon I thought to take a risk with a tube of veet, after reading the outside if it's good for both the anus and labia it must be perfectly fine for the old chap and cherries...how wrong I was!
I've not stopped sweating, my balls now resemble aforementioned but now fully ripe cherries. Sudocrem helps but only lasts for 2 hours tops, it's been a good 3 hours now!!!
Men of PH, do not, under any circumstance veet your balls!
Veet for men. Read this amazon review here https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
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Amazon review for Veet for Men said:
5,078 of 5,367 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . ., 30 July 2012
By John W. Osborne Jr.
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
5.0 out of 5 stars Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . ., 30 July 2012
By John W. Osborne Jr.
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...
So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
mybrainhurts said:
Didn't you read the previous thread...?
Had I known it would not have been attempted.I can also confirm the above review, although accurate in the main isn't 100% it - perfectly fine when going on and "dissolving" the hair, come 10 minutes later, following a thorough shower, is where the pain appears!
I do mine regularly, there is a fine line between undercooked and over cooked. Guidence is 3-6 minutes for other body parts but I find 4.5 mins about right with the men's cream which is stronger. The key is onto the balls last but off first and then straight into the shower. It's a pita to scrape off so scrape what you can with toilet roll and jump straight in the shower and rinse.
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