What would your AM slogan be?
What would your AM slogan be?
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baconsarney

Original Poster:

12,195 posts

178 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Not wishing to impose on Neil1300r's cracking thread about marketing speak, but it has made me think, If I were responsible for AM marketing what would I think up? Well, I still don't know but I will think of something, and if it's not too cringe-worthy I'll go in to print...

In the meantime, lets hear what owners think an appropriate slogan might be wink

Jon39

13,979 posts

160 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Hello everyone, this is L. S. speaking. A bit lengthy at present, but this is our new slogan.

It time for me to shake up this place.
Those IT chumps, who said they would improve our website, well they have just been dissolved in the paint shop.
Anyway forget that, because have we got some treats coming for you?
The most beautiful cars you have ever seen.
However, before sign-off this time, our ex-loyal VH era customers will be the ones who decide, including that awkward bunch of PHers, who turned out to be so right about the flopping new Vantage.
After Charlotte and that Gernan fellow both cancelled their orders, we now need every customer we can get, young or old, all are valued by us now.

So don't order your new Porsche just yet, we are in transition.

PS. I have told M.R. to stop continually going on about sharks, hunters and brutes in suits. He is on final warning.

wink







Neil1300r

5,570 posts

195 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Reassuringly expensive...







....Mercs

getmecoat

Gnevans

525 posts

139 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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TVR at twice the price.

Mr.Tremlini

1,517 posts

118 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Aston Martin

oilit

2,751 posts

195 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Jon39 said:

Hello everyone, this is L. S. speaking. A bit lengthy at present, but this is our new slogan.

It time for me to shake up this place.
Those IT chumps, who said they would improve our website, well they have just been dissolved in the paint shop.
Anyway forget that, because have we got some treats coming for you?
The most beautiful cars you have ever seen.
However, before sign-off this time, our ex-loyal VH era customers will be the ones who decide, including that awkward bunch of PHers, who turned out to be so right about the flopping new Vantage.
After Charlotte and that Gernan fellow both cancelled their orders, we now need every customer we can get, young or old, all are valued by us now.

So don't order your new Porsche just yet, we are in transition.

PS. I have told M.R. to stop continually going on about sharks, hunters and brutes in suits. He is on final warning.

wink
That had me smiling for the first time today - thank you !

I hope your tongue in cheek is actually really close to the truth...however as I always tell my team - hope isn't a strategy

v8vantage

203 posts

251 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Timeless Elegance

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,338 posts

252 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Buy it while you can

Emilio Largo

636 posts

128 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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For me personally "POWER BEAUTY SOUL" nailed it. getmecoat - not really forward-looking, I know. I´m so old-fashioned, you see.

A pity my car greets me with "PURE ASTON MARTIN" on every start-up.


p4cks

7,195 posts

216 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Remember when

williamp

19,922 posts

290 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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Dont just buy a car.... have one made

Is one I have always liked.

Fast luxury

Was a pre-was ome which is sharp and precicse. Are you allowed to mention speed these days??

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,338 posts

252 months

Friday 13th November 2020
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williamp said:
precicse.
hehe Sorry, but made me laugh.

No, you cannot use speed

Remember MG safety fast?

dbs2000

2,750 posts

209 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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p4cks said:
Remember when

DB4DM

1,051 posts

140 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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It used to be said of Sea Harrier pilots that they didn't just fly the aircraft, they wore it, such was their intuitive feel for an intrinsically unstable machine of beguiling capability. There's something in that sentiment about the Aston Martin experience, they perform, they look well, they're enfolding, they're forgiving, but can bite if one's an outright idiot

Djit

226 posts

107 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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DB4DM said:
It used to be said of Sea Harrier pilots that they didn't just fly the aircraft, they wore it, such was their intuitive feel for an intrinsically unstable machine of beguiling capability. There's something in that sentiment about the Aston Martin experience, they perform, they look well, they're enfolding, they're forgiving, but can bite if one's an outright idiot
One of my favourite quotes of all time came from the Sea Harrier pilots as they set off on their Falklands sorties “it’s a target rich environment”... and off they went! They were totally outnumbered but confident and superior where it mattered. None lost in air-to-air combat. Great attitude. Respect to The Few!

anonymous-user

71 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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baconsarney said:
Not wishing to impose on Neil1300r's cracking thread about marketing speak, but it has made me think, If I were responsible for AM marketing what would I think up? Well, I still don't know but I will think of something, and if it's not too cringe-worthy I'll go in to print...

In the meantime, lets hear what owners think an appropriate slogan might be wink
For me, who knows little about fluffy marketing, the problem is the fluffy marketing.

Get rid of all that bks.

Aston Martin does not need cheesy slogans.

Aston Martin needs beautiful cars.

Take some decent photographs and let the products sell themselves.

JohnG1

3,485 posts

222 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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A friend used to live near Newport Pagnell. Back in the old hand made, Tadek Marek engine era.

The delivery drivers would make sure to rev the engine when they drove past some kids by the factory gate.

A chap I met in a dealership once told me he used to dedicate one car at a time as the "sticky fingers" car (small children, not the Rolling Stones) and allow kids to get in and grip the steering wheel.

That drove interest in the brand in later life.

The modern equivalent is insta-face-twit-wechat-tok...

If I was advising Stroll and Moers, I'd be making short form videos at Millbrook and other places where you can lawfully go WOT and go heavily into social media.

15 seconds of WOT in a Valkyrie.

Get famous people (real-life famous) and take them for a spin in a Vulcan.

Get musicians to listen to their music in a Vantage - what about interviewing Slash about G'n'R in a new Vantage (he had a Vanquish and replaced it with a V12V). Or something silly, like can a musician keep his hands off the wheel on the Millbrook banked bowl for the whole length of Stairway to Heaven. Or I am the Resurrection...

And do longer form content - why is the engine in a Valkyrie a stressed member of the chassis? Why are the turbochargers in TM-01 inside the V and not outside?

Remember, new petrol engine car sales get shutdown in 2030s in most of Europe. So either sell to China and elsewhere and/or go electronic. In which case, emphasise what can remain - the looks, the feel, the engineering.

And also look to sell to the 30/40/50/60 crowd of existing customers - whether they started with Feltham, Newport Pagnell, Bloxham, Gaydon, Wellesbourne or St.Athan...

Andy Palmer was a good farmer of existing customers, I tweeted a complaint to him and he had one of his team figure out who I was and then contact me to arrange a resolution. Keep that going, maybe Moers does not want to do that in the same way Andy Palmer did? If not - he would be well advised to hire someone as a roaming troubleshooter.



Edited by JohnG1 on Sunday 15th November 12:26

Agent57

2,203 posts

171 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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soofsayer said:
Aston Martin does not need cheesy slogans.

Aston Martin needs beautiful cars.

Take some decent photographs and let the products sell themselves.
thumbup

GT3ZZZ

990 posts

187 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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With reference to the new Vantage:

(AMG) Power, Beauty (in the eye of the owner), Soul (less)

smile

DB9VolanteDriver

2,633 posts

193 months

Monday 16th November 2020
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GT3ZZZ said:
With reference to the new Vantage:

(AMG) Power, Beauty (in the eye of the owner), Soul (less)

smile
Sums it up perfectly. No wonder it is a flop.