House Front Door wont Open!

[olic]

Well just got home put my key in the lock turned it pushed handle down door still solid?
Went to back door key in it cant open that either! no windows open sat in garden, now started raining
locksmith cant make it till 6.45!! luckily can still connect to internet via home hub (till laptop battery runs out.)

No doubt going to be charged a fortune for someone to butcher my door, so will have to have a new one.

Got married a month ago come back from California 2 weeks ago so skint!

Anyone having a worse day!!! Oh and I need the toilet and the cat is meowing to get out of the house so he is probably going to go toilet on my new rug! great

[tonyvid]

Pee all around the edge of your garden to mark your territory!


Odd that none of the keys work, either the wife has binned you or you have the wrong keys......

[TedMaul]

olic said:

Well just got home put my key in the lock turned it pushed handle down door still solid?
Went to back door key in it cant open that either! no windows open sat in garden, now started raining
locksmith cant make it till 6.45!! luckily can still connect to internet via home hub (till laptop battery runs out.)

No doubt going to be charged a fortune for someone to butcher my door, so will have to have a new one.

Got married a month ago come back from California 2 weeks ago so skint!

Anyone having a worse day!!! Oh and I need the toilet and the cat is meowing to get out of the house so he is probably going to go toilet on my new rug! great

Are you sure noone has broken in and locked themselves in your house? Shout through the letter box that you are armed and dangerous and a black belt in ju-jitsu and the intruder will definately give up.

[sleep envy]

olic said:

Got married a month ago come back from California 2 weeks ago so skint!

don't you mean skint and divorced?

face it, she's changed the locks

[DrTre]

olic said:

Anyone having a worse day!!!

Yeah, broke into someones house and the bloke has only gone and bust the lock so I'm stuck in here, I can see him outside dancing around holding his crotch like a 5 year old...think he needs a pee.

To top it all, there's a cat in here crapping all over the place and it won't shut up.

[Defcon5]

Are they PVC doors? Got a mate with some basic tools?

[Elskeggso]

DrTre said:

olic said:

Anyone having a worse day!!!

Yeah, broke into someones house and the bloke has only gone and bust the lock so I'm stuck in here, I can see him outside dancing around holding his crotch like a 5 year old...think he needs a pee.

To top it all, there's a cat in here crapping all over the place and it won't shut up.

[JamesM]

try bumping the lock?

[Puggit]

DrTre said:

olic said:

Anyone having a worse day!!!

Yeah, broke into someones house and the bloke has only gone and bust the lock so I'm stuck in here, I can see him outside dancing around holding his crotch like a 5 year old...think he needs a pee.

To top it all, there's a cat in here crapping all over the place and it won't shut up.

At least you can hack his laptop, he's using the same wifi as you

[Los Palmas 7]

Is it a Yale-type lock? Is there a letter-box? Do you have access to a 2' length of cable?

[olic]

Just been trying to force it with some sort of garden implement its the middle bit thats broke it opens at the top and bottom but solid in the middle.
Mrs is at work, key opens just door wont. nice to see the hordes of neighbours coming out to see whats going on! nothing like community spirit!! phoned a couple more locksmiths someones coming within the hour, im going to have another go at it I think! at least the suns out now!

[olic]

JamesM said:

try bumping the lock?

Whats bumping the lock?

Lets just say the toilet problems solved and the flower pots wont need watering for a day or two!

[SpydieNut]

olic said:

Just been trying to force it with some sort of garden implement its the middle bit thats broke it opens at the top and bottom but solid in the middle.
Mrs is at work, key opens just door wont. nice to see the hordes of neighbours coming out to see whats going on! nothing like community spirit!! phoned a couple more locksmiths someones coming within the hour, im going to have another go at it I think! at least the suns out now!

put your boot in it - have you never seen a rambo movie?

[stifler]

This should be good. You lose man points for calling a locksmith though.

Kind of reminds me of the keys 55 miles away from the car that needs moving thread in GG a couple of months ago.

[olic]

Hmm cant do it, its a pvc shoot bolt type unlocks at the top and bottom its the middle bit that wont move. Scared I wont be able to lock it if i can boot it in. Will end sitting up all night with a 7 iron in hand guarding my tv and hd box!!

[SpydieNut]

olic said:

Hmm cant do it, its a pvc shoot bolt type unlocks at the top and bottom its the middle bit that wont move. Scared I wont be able to lock it if i can boot it in. Will end sitting up all night with a 7 iron in hand guarding my tv and hd box!!

yeah, maybe, but you'd be a real man

[olic]

I might take my shoes and socks off first! thats a real man!

[john_p]

Can't you take tiles off the roof and break in that way?

[anonymous-user]

john_p said:

Can't you take tiles off the roof and break in that way?

Yes, Take your roof off thats the manly thing to do!

[Tyre_Tread]

Break a window. Cheaper than a locksmith ffs.

Must be something badly wrong if front and back doors both won't open. Is your house falling down?