To parody the legendary Swiss Tony of
fame, driving a fast car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: you pick a pretty one that makes nice noises, fiddle with your gear stick and get her all revved up... or something like that anyway. Charlie Higson would put it better.
But, as this image proves, that's not the only comparison you can make between the fairer sex and cars - the best ones are also just as pretty with no clothes on.
This is particularly true of the CLK GTR. In fact, we love this mega-rare homologation special so much in its automotive nudity that we've had to make it POTW. So if you can't stretch to the half a million quid or so that this roadster is expected to fetch when it goes to auction next month, you can at least get yourself some wallpaper action.
Check out the exhaust pipes on that, etc etc...
PS: If you are reading this and you happen to be a lady, please just swap 'woman' for 'man', 'her' for 'him' and so on. We think it still works...