As Dante said 700 years ago in his Inferno, abandon hope all ye who enter here because yes, it’s the long-awaited, or possibly long-feared, debut of the Nissan Leaf in Shed of the Week.
This 89,000-mile example was first registered in June 2013, which means it has a 24kWh battery, a spec which in today’s world of 100+kWh battery capacities might seem hopelessly impractical. But is it a problem in reality? If you ask Bob the Binman, who uses a gen-one Leaf just like this to visit various housewives in and around the village, the answer to that is no. 107hp might not sound like a lot, mainly because it isn’t, but 188lb ft of torque is more than enough to breeze Bob and his giggling passengers smartly around his favoured back roads.
The underfloor positioning of the batteries gives the Leaf copious cabin space, a big boot, and handling that is a long way short of terrible. Bob doesn’t mind the odd nautical lurch around corners as it reminds him of his great days in the merchant navy. Some mods were made to the suspension and steering in 2013, which made the Leaf’s ride less plush in town. Bob’s not sure if his car is one of those, but he will concede that refinement does drop on faster or broken bits of road. Even so he finds the Leaf very nice 95 per cent of the time, and for reasons you will probably appreciate, he very much enjoys the silence of its arrival and the nippiness of its departure. This sub-1,500kg car does feel much quicker than its brochure time of 11.1 seconds for the 0-60 suggests.
Talking of percentages, the state of health of Bob’s battery is currently showing at 75. What does that mean for range? When new, it was officially 109 miles, although the industry was playing fast and loose with estimates back then. Modifications in 2013 extended the new-car range from 109 to 124. Used Leafs, or Leaves, like our shed should be capable of between 55 and 115 miles depending on use, weather, and wind direction, but in Bob’s experience the real-world figure is likely to be at the lower end of that spread.
He’s getting around 70 miles from a full squirt, or slightly more if he switches to B mode with Eco. That’s more than enough to allow him to carry out his demanding and selfless programme of relief work, each day finishing off with the satisfying plugging-in of his granny charger. Once he’s done that, he plugs the car in. Longer trips obviously involve much more frequent recharge stops, but Bob sees these as opportunities to give free help and advice to other EV users, many of whom are apparently attractive ladies.
Shed doesn’t understand EV pricing. Knowing how simple they are, Shed reckons manufacturers would still be making healthy profits on them even if they chopped their showroom prices in half. As an ‘insight’ into that you only have to look at brand-new 86kWh cars like the Skywell BE11, which, as we speak, is being advertised in the UK at £14,995, an RRP cut of more than 50 per cent. OK, Skywell BE11s are allegedly horrible to drive. Yes, there are some concerns about safety. And yes, it does appear that the brand has been pulled from the UK market, but even with those objections clouding your purchasing decision it does make you wonder.
Whatever, there’s no need to spend £15k on a Sizewell B or getting on for £33k after discounts for a new gen-three crossover Leaf when you can get our Leaf for £1,995. This is an Acenta, which is the base model, but even that was well-equipped with sat nav, cruise, rear view camera, Bluetooth, voice control, TPMS, climate control, heat pump and auto wipe/lights all standard. Build quality on these was high and there’s little to go wrong, mainly suspension consumables and brakes that can die prematurely through underuse. The annual VED is only £20 on EVs registered before April 2017 so your running costs will be low even with the 3p a mile the Govt is planning to charge EV drivers from 2028. It’s the EV version of that thing a few years back when the Govt encouraged us all to switch to diesel and then changed its mind a few minutes later.
Taking advantage of the non-existence of police round his way, Shed reckons he could knock up an unregistered home-brewed EV for under a grand. He would gut the mechanicals from the Mk 3 Escort that’s been rotting behind his workshop for years and reimagine it with motors from the domestic appliances that Mrs Shed has effortlessly tossed there over the same period of time. He’d put one motor on each wheel, being as careful as possible to balance up the outputs across each axle in order to avoid exciting not to say potentially lethal torque steer. Shed has never been very good at changing his ways but this is one Leaf he wouldn’t mind turning over.
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