The E60 M5

The E60 M5

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Shadytree

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8,291 posts

251 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Stupid... just plain stupid. Making a car this good, shouldn't be allowed. evil

I scared myself silly yesterday. Went for a late afternoon hoon on Hampshire's finest roads and ended up in bloody West Sussex!
Simply awesome!

I gave the 'M' button a proper workout, I can't believe how quick this car is. The poise, stability and sure footedness is staggering. At full crack (red-lining) the V10 sounds simply fantastic.
The closest thing I can relate the acceleration to , is hyper space in the Millennium Falcon. The trees were warping past me like stars being sucked into a black hole!
I'm sure I arrived 2 minutes before I left ?

All this and it has 4 seat practicality and usability. Without doubt the finest 'Complete' car I've ever owned.

All this afer coming from 2 Tvr's, 2 BMW's and 4 Aston Martin's, V8 and V12 !!!!

Neil.D

2,878 posts

208 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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LOL, nice.

Which roads did you use? I may have to give my 'old one' the same work out.

derestrictor

18,764 posts

263 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Yes but does it have soul?

hehe

Congrats, stu, welcome to screaming mayhem done better than ever before...

beerpartydrivingevil

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

251 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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derestrictor said:
Yes but does it have soul?

hehe
More Soul than a David Sole sitting in a Soul Food deli, eating grilled Dover Soul in Soulville upon Soul!

any otherwords... without a doubt, and anyone who begs to differ has obviously never driven one.

Regards Shady 'soulman' Tree

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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I have an Aston V8 Vantage for four or five days next week while my M5 is in to have the rear bumper replaced (after a fat bloke in a Jag crashed into it). I take it from shady's description that the Aston may disappoint me. The way the M5 can accelerate from any speed is just hilarious and exciting.

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

251 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Zod said:
I have an Aston V8 Vantage for four or five days next week while my M5 is in to have the rear bumper replaced (after a fat bloke in a Jag crashed into it). I take it from shady's description that the Aston may disappoint me. The way the M5 can accelerate from any speed is just hilarious and exciting.
No not at all, the V8 will still excite, especially if Fuse22 is removed smile
Great poise and feel, a real drivers car. My only critism, and well documented in the media, is the V8 just doesn't have the 'urgency' it should have. It feels quick, but just isn't quite quick enough.

I'd be interested to hear your thoughts after you drive smile

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Shadytree said:
Zod said:
I have an Aston V8 Vantage for four or five days next week while my M5 is in to have the rear bumper replaced (after a fat bloke in a Jag crashed into it). I take it from shady's description that the Aston may disappoint me. The way the M5 can accelerate from any speed is just hilarious and exciting.
No not at all, the V8 will still excite, especially if Fuse22 is removed smile
Great poise and feel, a real drivers car. My only critism, and well documented in the media, is the V8 just doesn't have the 'urgency' it should have. It feels quick, but just isn't quite quick enough.

I'd be interested to hear your thoughts after you drive smile
tell me more about fuse 22.....

HarryW

15,171 posts

271 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Wonderful machines yes, I lust after one but would never get the family finacial director approval for such a machine hehe.
Just to clarify the E60 M5 Touring is probably the most 'complete' car made to date smile.

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

251 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Zod said:
Shadytree said:
Zod said:
I have an Aston V8 Vantage for four or five days next week while my M5 is in to have the rear bumper replaced (after a fat bloke in a Jag crashed into it). I take it from shady's description that the Aston may disappoint me. The way the M5 can accelerate from any speed is just hilarious and exciting.
No not at all, the V8 will still excite, especially if Fuse22 is removed smile
Great poise and feel, a real drivers car. My only critism, and well documented in the media, is the V8 just doesn't have the 'urgency' it should have. It feels quick, but just isn't quite quick enough.

I'd be interested to hear your thoughts after you drive smile
tell me more about fuse 22.....
Removing 22 disables the pump that operated the valve on the exhaust.
Hence full bore noise from the off rather than just great than 4000 revs when the valve would open.

Fuse box is in the right hand side of the boot. smile

L44MBO

19 posts

198 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Took delivery of an 05 plate E60 M5 from my local BMW dealer last Friday. I decided that this time it would be an M car! No more messing around with other variants and wishing I'd gone "M".

If I ignore the intimate relationship I am developing with my local Sainsburys filling station for one moment, all I can say is exceptional! I can carry the family (wife + 3 kids) around in real comfort and - once on my own - chase the sun round the earth!

On the down side, the car developed a juddering from the rear when pulling out of an up-hill junction near my home (on the second day of ownership!). The dealer collected it yesterday and confirmed that a new clutch is required (22.5k miles). They have the part so I should get it back tonight. Aparently this is a known issue and the clutch will be replaced under warranty (a result!).

Any excuse is now a valid reason to take the car out... biggrin

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Shadytree said:
Zod said:
Shadytree said:
Zod said:
I have an Aston V8 Vantage for four or five days next week while my M5 is in to have the rear bumper replaced (after a fat bloke in a Jag crashed into it). I take it from shady's description that the Aston may disappoint me. The way the M5 can accelerate from any speed is just hilarious and exciting.
No not at all, the V8 will still excite, especially if Fuse22 is removed smile
Great poise and feel, a real drivers car. My only critism, and well documented in the media, is the V8 just doesn't have the 'urgency' it should have. It feels quick, but just isn't quite quick enough.

I'd be interested to hear your thoughts after you drive smile
tell me more about fuse 22.....
Removing 22 disables the pump that operated the valve on the exhaust.
Hence full bore noise from the off rather than just great than 4000 revs when the valve would open.

Fuse box is in the right hand side of the boot. smile
Thank you for that. biggrin

Vixpy1

42,631 posts

266 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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You appear to have more BMW's that me now Shady.

This is a situation that cannot be allowed to continue hehe

MattOz

3,916 posts

266 months

Friday 23rd May 2008
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Shadytree said:
derestrictor said:
Yes but does it have soul?

hehe
More Soul than a David Sole sitting in a Soul Food deli, eating grilled Dover Soul in Soulville upon Soul!
I'm sure he must've been listening to Soul to Soul on the deli CD player too! biggrin

I'm with you on this one Stu. I've been lucky enough to peddle an M5 and always put both rear windows down just to hear the V10. It's got logic7 but the engine is more tuneful than that could ever be. I can only imagine how extraordinary an M6 is! In my book both cars have soul by the bucket load.

Matt

Combover

3,009 posts

229 months

Saturday 24th May 2008
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I was thinking about these yesterday.

I doubt there is more of a complete car out there. It looks more butch and much less flash than the M6 and costs less. Has a terrific V10 engine and is RWD. In terms of a super saloon, there is nothing to match it and I even reckon an F430 would be hard pushed to get past one.

My only real question is, are the brakes as bad as everyone (the media) says?

derestrictor

18,764 posts

263 months

Saturday 24th May 2008
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Flash, the M6?

Anyway, the brakes are ok-ish.

Boulder

167 posts

205 months

Saturday 24th May 2008
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Combover said:
I was thinking about these yesterday.

I doubt there is more of a complete car out there. It looks more butch and much less flash than the M6 and costs less. Has a terrific V10 engine and is RWD. In terms of a super saloon, there is nothing to match it and I even reckon an F430 would be hard pushed to get past one.

My only real question is, are the brakes as bad as everyone (the media) says?
A Maser Quattroporte would be a cool choice,cooler car and nicer sounding.
M6 is the one to have though,sod the 4 doors much more desirable package.
The Brakes are very good,the media are spoiled by Porsche.

mikechandler

1,998 posts

204 months

Sunday 25th May 2008
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Saw an M5 today (parked up outside Swinton police station) and I felt the usual stirring in my pants. For a four door saloon it really does seem to have everything.

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Monday 26th May 2008
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Boulder said:
Combover said:
I was thinking about these yesterday.

I doubt there is more of a complete car out there. It looks more butch and much less flash than the M6 and costs less. Has a terrific V10 engine and is RWD. In terms of a super saloon, there is nothing to match it and I even reckon an F430 would be hard pushed to get past one.

My only real question is, are the brakes as bad as everyone (the media) says?
A Maser Quattroporte would be a cool choice,cooler car and nicer sounding.
M6 is the one to have though,sod the 4 doors much more desirable package.
The Brakes are very good,the media are spoiled by Porsche.
The Maserati is slow (ignore Evo's ridiculous track result), badly put together and has a dashboard from a 1980s S Class.

The M6 is great, but the M5 is somehow cooler, doing the same thing in a four door saloon.

The brakes are fine 98% of the time on road. The otehr 2% of the time, they are terrible. It doesn't take too many hard braking events to have the pedal travel start to lengthen.

ASBO

26,140 posts

216 months

Monday 26th May 2008
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I've yet to drive one and I'm still out on the looks but try if you will to imagine what vehicle I was sat in exactly two weeks ago; air conditioning set just so, rear armchairs cosseting my back, going completely fking flat out through Pflanzgarten. Sideways...

Surreal just isn't enough. It is a mind-bending car, the sort that leaves you slightly bewildered when you step out of it, a car that delivers a punch violent enough to make Mr Stallone proud, but yet at the same time soothes like your favourite blanket.

Epic.

derestrictor

18,764 posts

263 months

Monday 26th May 2008
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Zod said:
The M6 is great, but the M5 is somehow cooler, doing the same thing in a four door saloon.
Cool schmool!

Don't mislead the inquisitive, old boy: the M5 does most of the same stuff but is a micro rather nano surgical device...wink