Fear of snakes and the upside of having a filthy wife...

[Vytalis]

So I have a fairly big fear of snakes an have heard some pretty big parts of the last Harry potter movie is snake-related, so the wife has bribed me with (her quote): a sexual favour of my choice for each snake appearance.

It gives you an idea about how bad my fear of snakes is that I'm still not sure whether I'm going to go or not. However, if I do I want to make sure I get my money's worth iyswim

So, the questions:

How much snake time is there?
How bad is it (am I going to be able to take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer or am I going to be traumatised and rocking in a comatose- like way)?
What should I put on the list for my part of the bargain?

[Bat Fastard]

We can't answer any of these until we have pics of your wife

[Y282]

Bat Fastard said:

We can't answer any on these until we have pics of your wife

he's right, you know.

[VeeFour]

I often wonder what motivates people to post what they post.

[Vytalis]

Bat Fastard said:

We can't answer any of these until we have pics of your wife

Under a minute, impressive...

[Vytalis]

VeeFour said:

I often wonder what motivates people to post what they post.

The fear of just how bad the bloody movie is going to be, but contextualised by the upside of what could be if I go through with it? Have you seen the movie? Part 1 left me in cold sweat for days...

[steveo3002]

try and negotiate her mate or sister into the favors

[NoVetec]

Can't you get blind drunk beforehand?

Just try not to shout at them.

[Mr Trophy]

Vytalis said:

Under a minute, impressive...

Honestly. He's being serious!

[Vytalis]

steveo3002 said:

try and negotiate her mate or sister into the favors

All of her mates have a very unhealthy level of mental...

[Vytalis]

NoVetec said:

Can't you get blind drunk beforehand?

Just try not to shout at them.

The closest I could come up with to that is blacking out the 3d glasses...

[VeeFour]

Vytalis said:

VeeFour said:

I often wonder what motivates people to post what they post.

The fear of just how bad the bloody movie is going to be, but contextualised by the upside of what could be if I go through with it? Have you seen the movie? Part 1 left me in cold sweat for days...

I'm sure your wife is really happy that you've told the whole of PH she's going to blow you if you watch a kid's film.

[yellowbentines]

VeeFour said:

I'm sure your wife is really happy that you've told the whole of PH she's going to blow you if you watch a kid's film.

[Vytalis]

VeeFour said:

I'm sure your wife is really happy that you've told the whole of PH she's going to blow you if you watch a kid's film.

Light-hearted thread, not intended to cause any ire, offence or discomfort - and she's just read your post and said she is fine with it (as long as she gets to see the film)...

besides (and this is not an invitation to the ph detectives), my username isn't my real name. However, I'm pretty sure I'd have said the same thing down the pub.

Strangely enough, not everyone's sexlife stops a week after marriage.

[yellowbentines]

Vytalis said:

Strangely enough, not everyone's sexlife stops a week after marriage.

Not everyone has to watch kid's movies to keep it going

[Bat Fastard]

Vytalis said:

Under a minute, impressive...

[Vytalis]

yellowbentines said:

Not everyone has to watch kid's movies to keep it going

[Stu R]

less than this many. HTH

[Bat Fastard]

Why not watch Snakes on a Plane?

[Vytalis]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

No luck there - she is afraid of flying and doesn't want to see it (thankfully). Anyway, if I ever had to sit through that film I don't think I'd ever be in a mental state to even think about sex.