Transformers - CH4 now

[The Hypno-Toad]

What a load of ste!!

Its terrible! I mean I know I'm not its target market but its just rubbish, utter utter tripe. I've been watching it for 20 minutes now and haven't got the faintest idea what's going on.

& its not changed my opinion of Megan Fox at all, evil hatchet faced little madam. And whats the dealio with the Aussie chick who looks like she's been varnished??

[Killer2005]

Its brilliant. However I have now seen it so many times the continuity errors in some places are too obvious

[Racefan_uk]

I have to say, the blonde Australian girl is definately the better looker. Shame she's not in the sequal instead of Megan Fox and her toe-thumbs.

[TuxRacer]

The Hypno-Toad said:

& its not changed my opinion of Megan Fox at all, evil hatchet faced little madam.

Ghey.

[Jasandjules]

Really? I think it's hilarious.....

[Penny-lope]

I've laughed a few times now...the Transformers one liners are great

[DrTre]

Although I was prime (haha, geddit?) target age for this originally, I've never ever "got it".
Robots. From Outer Space. Who change. It's a bit st really.

And the film... well it exemplifies CGI-tastic dullness. I would be asking "what's going on" all the time but I don't actually care.

[The Hypno-Toad]

TuxRacer said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

& its not changed my opinion of Megan Fox at all, evil hatchet faced little madam.

Ghey.

Nope. She's the type who if she find out your best friend could get her a better job would shag him to get it.... and would do it in your bed...... and would make sure you found them doing it... & laugh.
The good news for you though is that she has been acting the primadonna a little bit too often in Hollywood and has found the major roles drying up. I would imagine the phrases "erotic thriller" is currently is looming large in her career future so the topless shots will be along soon.

As far as this movie is concerned the longer it goes on, the more I can feel my IQ drop..

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Sunday 5th September 20:07

[Ace-T]

Lol at Toad

Judas was saying she is attractive but has a hardness about her that shows in her face. He thinks Zeta Jones has it too.

The films a bit rubbish. Shia is all right though.

Trace

[williamp]

Awful. back in the day, you needed a hand to operate them. I assume they airbrushed the hands out of each transformation

[Halb]

Bay version was fracking hopeless.
is much better.

[markoc]

The modern films are a good laugh - but nothing will beat the eighties cartoon version.

[andyjo1982]

Its a 'leave your brain at the door' type film. The first imo is ok, the second really is poor.

[funkyrobot]

markoc said:

The modern films are a good laugh - but nothing will beat the eighties cartoon version.

Unicron!

Blur.

Junk robots - 'we talk tv'.

'Why boy hit my nose?' 'Tell Grimlock more stories.'

[slipstream 1985]

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

i loved it but bay didnt research it properly and made too many errors that 5 minutes with a fan could have addressed.

some great quotes

optimus "its just you and me megatron"
megatron "no its just me optimus!"

optimus "one shall stand one shall fall" great line taken from the cartoon movie

transformers 2

"jock collage dude" to sam howd you like my shoe in your ass?

"sam" what size are you?

Edited by slipstream 1985 on Monday 6th September 11:39

[joe_90]

The camera needs to stay fking still..

[jmorgan]

Turn over


Its great fodder for a sunday whilst trying to get up after a big meal. Brain need this once in a while to wash the day down.

[patmahe]

I've watched it all the way through once, cannot remember what its about. I was a fan of transformers when I was a kid but this movie was such a missed opportunity.

They should have made it less CGI'tastic and actually had a plot, how about a little of the war on their home planet for example. Its very difficult to see, let alone follow what is going on on screen. Megan Fox and Shia LeBouf are mis-cast.

The Batman films are examples of how a franchise can be brought into the modern era, start at the beginning, fill in the gaps and tell a good story. Flashy graphics and hot girls will never be as entertaining.

[ajprice]

(Thinks of The Dark Knight if it was directed by Michael Bay. Shudders.)

The film is entertaining rubbish, and not that close to original transformers (Bumblebee. Is. Not. A. Camaro.). Good to turn your brain off and watch the bangs and shiny robots.

As for Megan Fox, she is in the current Eminem video for "I love the way you lie" with Dominic Monaghan from Lost.

[JagLover]

andyjo1982 said:

Its a 'leave your brain at the door' type film. The first imo is ok, the second really is poor.

I really like the first film and think it is probably Bay's best film.

The second one is cr*p though, but probably still worth watching if you like giant robots fighting.