British ****** wrestles shark

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colonel c

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7,893 posts

241 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Am I the only one who thought ‘what a tt’ watching that. The old guy who calmly turned the fish around deserves the applause.

http://news.sky.com/story/1040687/british-grandfat...

Rick101

6,977 posts

152 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Aye, softly softly approach worked far better!

cslgirl

2,215 posts

222 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Poor shark! Nobody was in the water that I saw. When I heard it on the radio news, I was picturing a group of kids in the sea swimming and a large shark approaching! Not in the shallows like that.

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

175 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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He pulls it all of 2 feet backwards then walks off, as said the old guy who just turned it around and pointed it in the right direction deserves more applause.

Jasandjules

70,016 posts

231 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Well done to the old chap who saved the shark.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

206 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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He's welsh

He mistook it for a sheep

Driller

8,310 posts

280 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Anybody feeling sorry for the shark, you do realise that at the first opportunity it would bite you in half, tear the pieces into bloody, splintered shreds, gorge them and then st you out all over the ocean?

I just don't get it.

fk 'em I say.

Jasandjules

70,016 posts

231 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Driller said:
Anybody feeling sorry for the shark, you do realise that at the first opportunity it would bite you in half, tear the pieces into bloody, splintered shreds, gorge them and then st you out all over the ocean?

I just don't get it.

fk 'em I say.
Hhhmm, did you watch Jaws and think it was a documentary?

Try diving with a few sharks.

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Non-story.

Driller

8,310 posts

280 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Jasandjules said:
Hhhmm, did you watch Jaws and think it was a documentary?

Try diving with a few sharks.
Are you saying a hungry shark of sufficient size wouldn't try to eat you if you swam around in front of it?

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

214 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Driller said:
Anybody feeling sorry for the shark, you do realise that at the first opportunity it would bite you in half, tear the pieces into bloody, splintered shreds, gorge them and then st you out all over the ocean?

I just don't get it.

fk 'em I say.
I hope this is a joke, but suspect not. You may need to educate yourself.

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Driller said:
Jasandjules said:
Hhhmm, did you watch Jaws and think it was a documentary?

Try diving with a few sharks.
Are you saying a hungry shark of sufficient size wouldn't try to eat you if you swam around in front of it?
Unlikely with most sharks. A diver doesn't look much like food.

colonel c

Original Poster:

7,893 posts

241 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Driller said:
Anybody feeling sorry for the shark, you do realise that at the first opportunity it would bite you in half, tear the pieces into bloody, splintered shreds, gorge them and then st you out all over the ocean?

I just don't get it.

fk 'em I say.


EDLT

15,421 posts

208 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Driller said:
Anybody feeling sorry for the shark, you do realise that at the first opportunity it would bite you in half, tear the pieces into bloody, splintered shreds, gorge them and then st you out all over the ocean?

I just don't get it.

fk 'em I say.
I hope you don't own a dog.

Happy82

15,078 posts

171 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Driller said:
Anybody feeling sorry for the shark, you do realise that at the first opportunity it would bite you in half, tear the pieces into bloody, splintered shreds, gorge them and then st you out all over the ocean?

I just don't get it.

fk 'em I say.
They usually spit a human out because we are not to their tate, especially in the case of a Brit who probably eats deep fried food laugh

Teddye4687

377 posts

150 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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I see this more as "Shark in its natural habitat harassed by holiday maker"

I don't understand why people blame the sharks, they chose to play in the water!

y2blade

56,189 posts

217 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Teddye4687 said:
I see this more as "Shark in its natural habitat harassed by holiday maker"

I don't understand why people blame the sharks, they chose to play in the water!
My thoughts too.

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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Sharks are wonderful animals. Fascinating creatures that should be left alone and protected from ill-informed idiots!

TTwiggy

11,571 posts

206 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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I'm looking forward to next week's episode where he strides across the African Savanna and toe-punts a lion in the arse.

ShayneJ

1,073 posts

181 months

Monday 21st January 2013
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TTwiggy said:
I'm looking forward to next week's episode where he strides across the African Savanna and toe-punts a lion in the arse.
Now THAT would be funny.