Urgent - John Denham is in my street
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AndrewW-G said:
Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
Or just piss on him. If he is in your front garden then you are defending your property. Make sure you don't piss on his back otherwise they may get "Tony Martin" on your ass.![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
AndrewW-G said:
Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
Would love to, but he's visiting work next week too. Total coincidence of course that he's visiting a local disability charity for the first time in the run up to an election... ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
Edited by Legmaster on Friday 23 April 19:50
Legmaster said:
AndrewW-G said:
Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
Would love to, but he's visiting work next week too. Total coincidence of course that he's visiting a local disabilty charity for the first time in the run up to an election... ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
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