French to Fine Shirtless Tourists

[Jimbeaux]

It seems you Brits set this one off!

http://www.news.com.au/travel/tourists-face-fines-...

[FourWheelDrift]

news said:

and a woman sunbathing topless in Italy was questioned by police last week after a mother complained that the way she was applying suntan lotion was "troubling" her two young sons.

Poor mites.

Is that the Australian equivilant to The Daily Mash?

Edited by FourWheelDrift on Tuesday 17th August 20:12

[Lost soul]

Jimbeaux said:

It seems you Brits set this one off!

http://www.news.com.au/travel/tourists-face-fines-...

I am on the Froggys side , most English people should keep their clothes on

Edited by Lost soul on Tuesday 17th August 20:14

[Jimbeaux]

FourWheelDrift said:

news said:

and a woman sunbathing topless in Italy was questioned by police last week after a mother complained that the way she was applying suntan lotion was "troubling" her two young sons.

Poor mites.

Is that the Australian equivilant to The Daily Mash?

Edited by FourWheelDrift on Tuesday 17th August 20:12

Not sure, but it appears you hairy-chested football hooligans have turned the upstanding communities on their ear! I have seen this story carried on various news services. It's all the rage!

Edited by Jimbeaux on Tuesday 17th August 20:25

[ShadownINja]

I wish they'd do it here. Standards are slowly dropping with skinny chavs walking around with no t-shirt on.

[FourWheelDrift]

And they usually top the style contest off by wearing those stupid long legged shorts.

[miniman]

FourWheelDrift said:

news said:

and a woman sunbathing topless in Italy was questioned by police last week after a mother complained that the way she was applying suntan lotion was "troubling" her two young sons.

If they keep troubling themselves like that, they very well may go blind.

[eldar]

I believe some French pools allow only budgie smugglers as male swimwear....

[Ozzie Osmond]

eldar said:

I believe some French pools allow only budgie smugglers as male swimwear....

Very true! We also have to remember Jimbeaux hails from the land of

No Shirt

No Shoes

No Service!

[Jimbeaux]

Ozzie Osmond said:

eldar said:

I believe some French pools allow only budgie smugglers as male swimwear....

Very true! We also have to remember Jimbeaux hails from the land of

No Shirt

No Shoes

No Service!

We also have signs that say "Assholes to the rear".

No shirts outside is fine here as it is hot enough to melt your Cadburys. However, we do like one to don a shirt of some type when entering most businesses. The French are a bit overboard here IMO.

Edited by Jimbeaux on Wednesday 18th August 01:05

[Google [bot]]

Crikey you can't wear too much and now you can't wear too little. These Frenchies are expecting a fine line to be trodden...

[Bing o]

Lost soul said:

Jimbeaux said:

It seems you Brits set this one off!

http://www.news.com.au/travel/tourists-face-fines-...

I am on the Froggys side , most English people should keep their clothes on

Edited by Lost soul on Tuesday 17th August 20:14

Agree 100%, the only time you should remove your shirt is at hoe or on the beach. You're a chav if you think that it's acceptable any other time.

[hyperblue]

ShadownINja said:

I wish they'd do it here. Standards are slowly dropping with skinny chavs walking around with no t-shirt on.

Definitely agree, why do chavs do this? They tend to be pasty and and weedy anyway.

[Lost soul]

Ozzie Osmond said:

eldar said:

I believe some French pools allow only budgie smugglers as male swimwear....

Very true! We also have to remember Jimbeaux hails from the land of

No Shirt

No Shoes

No Service!

And what is wrong with that

[900T-R]

ShadownINja said:

I wish they'd do it here. Standards are slowly dropping with skinny chavs walking around with no t-shirt on.

TBH the aesthetic sensibilities of most of us here are being troubled more by fat cha... erm 'football supporters' with no t-shirt on.

[philthy]

Bing o said:

Agree 100%, the only time you should remove your shirt is at hoe or on the beach.

Surely the "hoe" can hack it, for a few more bucks?

[The Black Flash]

Bing o said:

Lost soul said:

Jimbeaux said:

It seems you Brits set this one off!

http://www.news.com.au/travel/tourists-face-fines-...

I am on the Froggys side , most English people should keep their clothes on

Edited by Lost soul on Tuesday 17th August 20:14

Agree 100%, the only time you should remove your shirt is at hoe or on the beach. You're a chav if you think that it's acceptable any other time.

Utter rot.
Fatty got body image issues?

[ShadownINja]

900T-R said:

ShadownINja said:

I wish they'd do it here. Standards are slowly dropping with skinny chavs walking around with no t-shirt on.

TBH the aesthetic sensibilities of most of us here are being troubled more by fat cha... erm 'football supporters' with no t-shirt on.

Surprisingly, given that this is England and we're not far behind the US in the fatty stakes, they're usually skinny but with 6 packs (presumably something they cheated with).

[Ozzie Osmond]

Lost soul said:

Ozzie Osmond said:

eldar said:

I believe some French pools allow only budgie smugglers as male swimwear....

Very true! We also have to remember Jimbeaux hails from the land of

No Shirt

No Shoes

No Service!

And what is wrong with that

Who said there WAS anything wrong with that? Persoanlly I'm all in favour. Nothing worse than fat tatted British chavs waddling about with naked guts hanging over their shorts!

[DonkeyApple]

'Women wearing bikini tops in the streets could also face the fine if they failed to cover up when asked to by cops, authorities said.'


Interesting. So in France it is now illegal to wear too much clothing or too little.