FAO: Maxf

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Justayellowbadge

Original Poster:

37,057 posts

243 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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This requires a thread, old chap.

On the 2009 thread Maxf said:
Well, I'm sleeping on a camp bed after my GF went through my bag and my camera which was foolishly taken on a stag weekend. So, I'd say pretty poor at the moment.

THE MENTAL. Actually not. The evidence was quite damning.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Agreed.

It has everything:

Marital strife
Camp beds
Photo evidence
Mental

What more could a thread need?

Liszt

4,329 posts

271 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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On the 2009 thread Maxf said:
my camera which was foolishly taken on a stag weekend. .
Well there's your problem right there! You broke a man rule

chimera40

7,259 posts

178 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Liszt said:
On the 2009 thread Maxf said:
my camera which was foolishly taken on a stag weekend. .
Well there's your problem right there! You broke a man rule
Not a man rule, possibly THE man rule, what goes on stag......

GKP

15,099 posts

242 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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anonymous said:
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...normally stays wedged up his bottom until a visit to the doctor.

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

222 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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There are a whole host of things PH can suggest to make your situation better....

Or maybe worse...



a lot worse...

Kit80

4,764 posts

188 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Agreed.


What more could a thread need?
The photos in question of course!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Why did she go through your bag? Why did she go through your cam?

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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GKP said:
anonymous said:
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...normally stays wedged up his bottom until a visit to the doctor.
Now I have been on some stag do's but DAMN, what have you been up to?

We could have enough for 2 threads here

rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

228 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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On the 2009 thread Maxf said:
Well, I'm sleeping on a camp bed after my GF went through my bag and my camera which was foolishly taken on a stag weekend.
1) This ^^^ was a very stupid idea
2) Which spastic then thought it would be a good idea to then use said camera?
3) And in the apartment??

Epic fail all round.

Maxf

8,411 posts

242 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Amazing support. Thanks.

Well, it appears that suspiscions were aroused as I came back 'happy'. Always an eye opener that one.

2 amazing nights were had, when we met some pretty cool people. Obviously when I say people, I mean girls. Lots and lots of pretty cool girls.

It was my camera, so was always around me. But sadly I seem to rarely have been behind the lens and instead infront of it. Normally with company. Sadly the same company featured quite heavily - nightclub, cab, appartment...

Photos are now long gone, after full CIA THE MENTAL analysis to check you couldn't see me buried elbow deep in the reflection of a wine glass or the whites of somebodies eyes.

To add insult to injury I tore a ligament in my knee and damaged my tricep playing football early in the weekend (sober) so wasn't really fkfit anyway.

Oh well, head burried in sand. Off to see some old mates this weekend, then possibly to see some new ones next weekend.

MikeCR

581 posts

226 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Maxf said:
then possibly to see some new ones next weekend.
Go on....

Maxf

8,411 posts

242 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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MikeCR said:
Maxf said:
then possibly to see some new ones next weekend.
Go on....
Nah - just some of the lads I met on the Stag. Nothing majorly interesting. I haven't got that much of a deathwish.

MikeCR

581 posts

226 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Maxf said:
MikeCR said:
Maxf said:
then possibly to see some new ones next weekend.
Go on....
Nah - just some of the lads I met on the Stag. Nothing majorly interesting. I haven't got that much of a deathwish.
Oh come on you said they were hot therefore as a red blooded male you should only be to happy to "meet" them again no?

bales

1,905 posts

219 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.

If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' bks then you deserve what you get to be honest..

MikeCR

581 posts

226 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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bales said:
The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.

If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' bks then you deserve what you get to be honest..
Error. Surely the purpose of the "stag" is to drill everything like hes in the north sea!

bales

1,905 posts

219 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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MikeCR said:
bales said:
The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.

If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' bks then you deserve what you get to be honest..
Error. Surely the purpose of the "stag" is to drill everything like hes in the north sea!
Right....you mean thats what everyone says...people must have different morals to me then... eek

rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

228 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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bales said:
The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.

If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' bks then you deserve what you get to be honest..
You did realise where you were when posting this, right?

bales

1,905 posts

219 months

Thursday 12th November 2009
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Yes, I realise that now.

Moral don't apply in the lounge, probably should have kept my mouth shut getmecoat