Your finest hour.....
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I'm a bit of a I know, but I wanted to share with you what I have just done.
Half an hour ago, very bored, called my sister......
Me: "Sis, you've got to come over and see this! It's the most unbelievable thing ever!"
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Forget tea, this is more important."
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Seriously, you need to see this. Tea can wait."
Sis:"Is it on the internet? Just email me the link."
Me: "I can't, my email account has blown up, just come round now."
Sis:"I'M HAVING MY TEA!!!!! fk OFF!!!!!"
Me: "Well fine, if you don't want to see it then fi......."
Sis:"What is it?"
Me: "Come over and you'll see. It's the best, most fantastically amazing thing you will ever witness, and it's all thanks to me, your selfless brother."
Sis:"OK, give me ten minutes."
Hee hee hee so she left her tea and her fiance, got in her car, warmed up said car, drove 4 miles to my house and let herself in while I hid in the bathroom.
She walked into my study to find that, in big letters on my laptop screen, I'd written.....
YOU'RE A GAY!!!!!!!!
All I heard following her discovery was fking tt MArtin I'm going to fking blah blah blah.
Come on then PHers, what are your finest hours?
Half an hour ago, very bored, called my sister......
Me: "Sis, you've got to come over and see this! It's the most unbelievable thing ever!"
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Forget tea, this is more important."
Sis:"What is it? I'm having my tea."
Me: "Seriously, you need to see this. Tea can wait."
Sis:"Is it on the internet? Just email me the link."
Me: "I can't, my email account has blown up, just come round now."
Sis:"I'M HAVING MY TEA!!!!! fk OFF!!!!!"
Me: "Well fine, if you don't want to see it then fi......."
Sis:"What is it?"
Me: "Come over and you'll see. It's the best, most fantastically amazing thing you will ever witness, and it's all thanks to me, your selfless brother."
Sis:"OK, give me ten minutes."
Hee hee hee so she left her tea and her fiance, got in her car, warmed up said car, drove 4 miles to my house and let herself in while I hid in the bathroom.
She walked into my study to find that, in big letters on my laptop screen, I'd written.....
YOU'RE A GAY!!!!!!!!
All I heard following her discovery was fking tt MArtin I'm going to fking blah blah blah.
Come on then PHers, what are your finest hours?
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