I didn't expect to come home with that!

[Major Fallout]

I went to my local breakers yard for a coil-pack to help diagnose a problem.

And came back with a set of skis for £20



Now all I need is a hill or a tow rope and a 4x4.

[snowy slopes]

And a good relationship with the plastercast staff at your local A&E

[FreeLitres]

I hope the roof was down anyway and not just to load-up on Skis!

[Poledriver]

OOps, sorry! I misunderstood the thread title, I thought they were your first words when you woke up in the morning after clubbing!

[Zod]

Do you have a pair of ski boots?

[soad]

Unusual but seems fitting for the conditions. Have fun

[Major Fallout]

snowy slopes said:

And a good relationship with the plastercast staff at your local A&E

It should only be the same as a drag lift?

Has anyone on PH done it before? Any tips?

[NoNeed]

Major Fallout said:

snowy slopes said:

And a good relationship with the plastercast staff at your local A&E

It should only be the same as a drag lift?

Has anyone on PH done it before? Any tips?

Yes, put them on ebay.

[Major Fallout]

Zod said:

Do you have a pair of ski boots?

I do yes, some Speedmachine 10s.

[C8PPO]

Major Fallout said:

Now all I need is a hill or a tow rope and a 4x4.

And some boots.

And an appointment at the local ski shop to have the non-adjustable bindings re-drilled.

And lessons in how to ski on 1970s skis.

And instructions on how not to be seen coming and consequently get turned over for something worth about 50p on a very good day just because it's snowing!

Sorry to micturate on your fried potatoes!

[ESDavey]

I would suggest using the ski's as a great base for a sledge. Duck taping to walking boots will end very badly !!

[mattviatura]

Someone should tell the OP there's an MX5 glued to the bottom of his skis.

[Major Fallout]

C8PPO said:

Major Fallout said:

Now all I need is a hill or a tow rope and a 4x4.

And some boots.

And an appointment at the local ski shop to have the non-adjustable bindings re-drilled.

And lessons in how to ski on 1970s skis.

And instructions on how not to be seen coming and consequently get turned over for something worth about 50p on a very good day just because it's snowing!

Sorry to micturate on your fried potatoes!

Go away!

[bullie run]

Major Fallout said:

C8PPO said:

Major Fallout said:

Now all I need is a hill or a tow rope and a 4x4.

And some boots.

And an appointment at the local ski shop to have the non-adjustable bindings re-drilled.

And lessons in how to ski on 1970s skis.

And instructions on how not to be seen coming and consequently get turned over for something worth about 50p on a very good day just because it's snowing!

Sorry to micturate on your fried potatoes!

Go away!

[bobthemonkey]

Not a patch on the chap who popped out to buy a loaf of bread and came back with a Mazda 6 MPS.

[Astacus]

Top form for the roof down in the snow thing

[Big Rod]

bobthemonkey said:

Not a patch on the chap who popped out to buy a loaf of bread and came back with a Mazda 6 MPS.

I know two of them...........

One went to buy a paper and came back with a Volvo 245 and the other went out for milk and bought a Lexus IS200 that nearly killed her!

Must try it sometime!

[Urban Sports]

Major Fallout said:

C8PPO said:

Major Fallout said:

Now all I need is a hill or a tow rope and a 4x4.

And some boots.

And an appointment at the local ski shop to have the non-adjustable bindings re-drilled.

And lessons in how to ski on 1970s skis.

And instructions on how not to be seen coming and consequently get turned over for something worth about 50p on a very good day just because it's snowing!

Sorry to micturate on your fried potatoes!

Go away!

[130R]

Make sure you adjust the bindings before you go off skiing. You don't want to fall over and have the ski not come off and horribly break your leg ..

[lazyitus]

Looks like a scene from Bond.