Cars that are secretly Evil...

Cars that are secretly Evil...

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Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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A humble Mondeo 1.8 (square block Zetec)...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-FORD-MONDEO-LX-RED-...



Innocent as a smoothie with added fruit....



...or evil ?

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Nothing looks like this without being one evil bd behind closed doors.


hyperblue

2,803 posts

182 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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That Mondeo is clearly possessed, it has no duck tape on the bumper.

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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doogz said:
What you on about?
Look at the shape of the open tailgate at the top.

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Pints said:
doogz said:
What you on about?
Look at the shape of the open tailgate at the top.

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Liquid Knight said:
Honestly? I'm going back to bed.

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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doogz said:
It looks like a kitten. Hardly the epitome of evil. laugh
Kittens are Evil.

Have you seen this one?

http://www.ppcmag.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&am...

*Al*

3,830 posts

224 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Pints said:
doogz said:
What you on about?
Look at the shape of the open tailgate at the top.
Horns!! It's the devil himself, would the Devil drive a Mundano?

militantmandy

3,829 posts

188 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Liquid Knight said:
A humble Mondeo 1.8 (square block Zetec)...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-FORD-MONDEO-LX-RED-...



Innocent as a smoothie with added fruit....



...or evil ?
Been on the shandies have we!?

Denis O

2,141 posts

245 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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This is one of the only truly evil cars out there.




Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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*Al* said:
Horns!! It's the devil himself, would the Devil drive a Mundano?
Seriously?

1/ Cab of the year 1994
2/ Company car of the year 1997
3/ Caravan magazines car of the year (probably)
4/ Weapon of choice for many Police constabluaries
5/ Understated, stealth it's always the ones you least expect. wink

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Satan would drive a Lexarse-Hybrid, maybe a minion in a Mondeo.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

181 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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*Al* said:
Horns!! It's the devil himself, would the Devil drive a Mundano?
Tony Blair has one.

The prosecution rests.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

236 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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*Al* said:
Horns!! It's the devil himself, would the Devil drive a Mundano?
I drove one and that's all you need to know. See you downstairs, mortal.

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Even the trademark wonky parcel shelf looks like a mad face.

Oh and it's in Spalding, cultural centre of Evil for the East Midlands.

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Watchman

6,391 posts

247 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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The Devil's car is a murdered/black Cerbera V8 with a bloody/blood red interior and unsilenced pipes.

It doesn't have horns but it'd soon as kill you as it would take you to wherever you want to go.

jimxms

1,633 posts

162 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Denis O

2,141 posts

245 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Another of Mr. Kings evil cars.




Dave Hedgehog

14,587 posts

206 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Honk Honk