Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 35)
Discussion
Oooooooohhhhhh what's going on????
Why's it so bright and shiny and clean?!?!?
Is it........no it can't be!!!!
IT'S A NEW VOLUME!!!!
I found Dicky's new volume making computer!!!!
Now how the hell do I find my way back to the main house????
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Why's it so bright and shiny and clean?!?!?
Is it........no it can't be!!!!
IT'S A NEW VOLUME!!!!
I found Dicky's new volume making computer!!!!
Now how the hell do I find my way back to the main house????
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Hello fellow surviving Trivialites. Its a bit shouty here in this new volume.
What was that big bang? My ears are still ringing!
It sounded a bit like something that was previously a plosion...
Did anyone else survive the shock wave, the blast, the deafening noise and the shower of st that followed?
UPDATE
Celtic have just scored again Celtic 2, Motherwell 0
And in the other match, it's East Fife 4, Forfar 5
But that's not important right now.
The important thing is that I have managed to procure the black puddings and successfully brought home the bacon:
The General would be standing proud right now:
The dirty old bugger. Lest we forget indeed!
What was that big bang? My ears are still ringing!
It sounded a bit like something that was previously a plosion...
Did anyone else survive the shock wave, the blast, the deafening noise and the shower of st that followed?
UPDATE
Celtic have just scored again Celtic 2, Motherwell 0
And in the other match, it's East Fife 4, Forfar 5
But that's not important right now.
The important thing is that I have managed to procure the black puddings and successfully brought home the bacon:
The General would be standing proud right now:
The dirty old bugger. Lest we forget indeed!
Magooagain said:
Tickets please,have them ready when I do the body search please.
Hi Magoo, do you need any help in your search for bodies?Where are we going to stack them all?
I noticed there are quite a few littered about in the Residents' Lounge.
But I suppose that's quite normal really.
Oh, and what if one or two are still alive?
Do we do the decent thing and put them out of their misery?
The Absinthe would go further if we did.
Bobberoo99 said:
Oooooooohhhhhh what's going on????
Is it........no it can't be!!!!
I found Dicky's new volume making computer!!!!
Computer? Is it........no it can't be!!!!
I found Dicky's new volume making computer!!!!
I always thought he used Harmony hairspray for extra volume?
Well, I often used to see him coming out of the Harmony shop clutching something under his raincoat...
CCOOOOOEEEEEEE!!! I'M BACK!!!
You're not going to believe this, if you turn right everytime you come to a door or corner, and then climb the stairs at the end of the corridor you end up in, it comes out in Dicky's old quarters at the end of the East Wing!!!
Cor innit nice and clean and shiny!!!! No leaving grubby finger prints everywhere!!!!
You're not going to believe this, if you turn right everytime you come to a door or corner, and then climb the stairs at the end of the corridor you end up in, it comes out in Dicky's old quarters at the end of the East Wing!!!
Cor innit nice and clean and shiny!!!! No leaving grubby finger prints everywhere!!!!
Bobberoo99 said:
"ssscccrrrtt"
So far I've managed to find my way to another door, I'm fairly sure i turned right into the room so I need to turn, er, um, oh sod it I'm just going to keep turning right until I find a way out!!!
"ssscccrrrtt"
Bobbers! Have you found the moles' main underground terminus?So far I've managed to find my way to another door, I'm fairly sure i turned right into the room so I need to turn, er, um, oh sod it I'm just going to keep turning right until I find a way out!!!
"ssscccrrrtt"
If you feel yourself being molested, you are getting pretty close to the Grand Molestation.
:shudder: You're a braver man than I am,
Their Grand Molestation Ceremony makes your TT Initiation Programme look like a Teddy Bares' Picnic.
Bobbers, I have a very disenchanted Emergency Bookbinder on the phone. No one gave him the heads up. He's saying he won't be out today to bind Volume 34, he'll come out to do it tomorrow during office hours but he wants out-of-hours money because that's what normally happens. Well, that's the gist of what he said, I just took out the sweary bits. Can I leave that with you? I'll put you through.
"Hello Mr Endpaper, sorry to keep you waiting, I'm just putting you through to... Well there's no need for that sort of talk! We can always use cereal boxes and sticky back plastic, you know."
Sake.
"Hello Mr Endpaper, sorry to keep you waiting, I'm just putting you through to... Well there's no need for that sort of talk! We can always use cereal boxes and sticky back plastic, you know."
Sake.
Sorry about that your Dickyness, I'll deal with him right now, just put him through could you?
click "Ah hello Mr Paperchase so........well it all hap........yes, yes I understand that but...........well I say old chap, there's no need for name calling..........now see here, I won't have you being so..........HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!" CLUNK!
So that went well.............anyone know how to book bind an entire volume???
click "Ah hello Mr Paperchase so........well it all hap........yes, yes I understand that but...........well I say old chap, there's no need for name calling..........now see here, I won't have you being so..........HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!" CLUNK!
So that went well.............anyone know how to book bind an entire volume???
StuntmanMike said:
Bobbers if you are in Dicky’s old digs then have a look for my CD he borrowed and made loads of excuses about when I asked for it back.
It’s Any loser wins by Nick Berry.
Cheers Matey.
If you're going to be like that I'll have all my Frank Ifield records back. Thank you very much.It’s Any loser wins by Nick Berry.
Cheers Matey.
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