Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[Skyedriver]

Steve vRS said:

Master Of Puppets said:

silverfoxcc said:

Brittany Spears

Very good.

Yep, very good.

[silverfoxcc]

Makes a change..I was fully expecting one of the resident PH pedants to be on it like a shot pointing out the spelling error, or asking what airport in London. ( see earlier gag about a woman fainting)



But thanks it was worth passing on

[Master Of Puppets]

Back in the 80's when I had a traditional roofing business in Kent I was always getting my van pelted with stones and given the middle finger as I drove by, to this day I've never been able to work out what was so offensive about Margate Thatchers.

[EmailAddress]

Master Of Puppets said:

Back in the 80's when I had a traditional roofing business in Kent I was always getting my van pelted with stones and given the middle finger as I drove by, to this day I've never been able to work out what was so offensive about Margate Thatchers.

I've got a business making yachts in my loft space at home.

Sales have been going through the roof.

[MartG]

[Tycho]

Monkeylegend said:

When I was 16 my Doctor told me I had a choice between having a good memory or a large penis.

To this day I can't remember what I choose.

Mine did the same thing. The appointment was on the 19th March 1988 at 2.30 in the afternoon. It was a lovely sunny day and about 18 degrees. I had a nice sandwich before the appointment as well. I remember it well.

[Vipers]

May have posted this before, seen at RAF Brize Norton in the gents.

50% of WRACS have TB

50% of WRACS have VD

So fk those who caugh

[R6tty]

Been here a dozen years now. Vipers; as often, not a clue what you're on about.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Vipers said:

May have posted this before, seen at RAF Brize Norton in the gents.

50% of WRACS have TB

50% of WRACS have VD

So fk those who caugh

You wot m8?

[Sticks.]

WRAC = Women's Royal Army Corps.

[Penny Whistle]

Sticks. said:

WRAC = Women's Royal Army Corps.

What would they be doing at Brize ? Wouldn't it be more likely to be the WRAF ?

Edited by Penny Whistle on Saturday 18th November 17:28

[Sticks.]

Penny Whistle said:

Sticks. said:

WRAC = Women's Royal Army Corps.

What would they be doing at Brize ?

Coughing or shagging, according to the joke.

[captain_cynic]

MartG said:

[Laurel Green]

[Vipers]

Sticks. said:

Penny Whistle said:

Sticks. said:

WRAC = Women's Royal Army Corps.

What would they be doing at Brize ?

Coughing or shagging, according to the joke.

Might have put up by some army guys going through Brize I flew out of there many times and I wasn’t in the RAF

[rodericb]

Sticks. said:

Penny Whistle said:

Sticks. said:

WRAC = Women's Royal Army Corps.

What would they be doing at Brize ?

Coughing or shagging, according to the joke.

Caughing, actually.

[silverfoxcc]

Whenever i see someone looking sad and unhappy i tell them they can colour in the tattoos that go from my upper arms to my neck.

i like to give them a shoulder to crayon

[Master Of Puppets]

They say that Mafia members are nasty people, but while growing up, I lived next door to one and he was actually a nice guy.

In fact, every morning, he paid me £20 just to start his car.

[Skyedriver]

silverfoxcc said:

Whenever i see someone looking sad and unhappy i tell them they can colour in the tattoos that go from my upper arms to my neck.

i like to give them a shoulder to crayon

[GliderRider]

Master Of Puppets said:

They say that Mafia members are nasty people, but while growing up, I lived next door to one and he was actually a nice guy.

In fact, every morning, he paid me £20 just to start his car.